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Pat Robertson is a LIAR

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ok, we all know Pat Robertson is bat**** insane, enough stories have been done about that. But most of his psychotic statements from the past can be explained as just his particular viewpoint and opinion, however askew.

But now we've crossed the line. You see, recently Pat Robertson has now entered the realm of full blown pathological LIAR, which makes him an unquestionable hypocrite. Read on:

Every now and then, a ClayNation reader e-mail causes me to question my entire worldview. Such was recently the case. We received many responses regarding my quest to leg press 400 pounds and "show up former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright." None was more shocking than this one from Ken Pederson of Seattle:

"400 pounds is nothing! Rev. Pat Robertson, 76, can leg press 2,000 pounds. I saw him on TV the other day and the capillaries in his eyes looked just fine!"


Does this man look like he can leg press one ton? (AP)
If you do not click on the link Ken provided to Robertson's Web site right now, you are truly lazy and missing the most remarkable feat of physical strength since Video SPiN featured Lasha Pataraya pulling two trucks with his ear.

Here's the text from his Web site:

"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients. Discover what kinds of natural ingredients make up Pat's protein shake by registering for your FREE booklet today!"

Three things:

1. I am going to drink this protein shake of his and try to leg press a Mazda Miata with three clowns sitting inside.

2. There is no way on earth Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

3. It's rare the ClayNation Guarantee makes an appearance, but here, it is justified. There is no way Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. Period. If he can, I will box a round against Andrew Golota without wearing a jockstrap. After about 20 minutes on Robertson's Web site, I managed to find a way to send an e-mail without having to give my credit card information. Here was the text:

"I would like to interview Pat Robertson about his leg-press workout and protein shake. If possible, I would like to accompany Pat on his workout where I could help him stack on the 44 different 45-pound plates he would need to attach to leg press 2,000 pounds. By my calculations, his leg press of 2,000 pounds requires 22 forty-fives and one ten-pounder on each side.

I look forward to hearing back from you,

Clay Travis"
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9454343

What. A. Dick. This guy's on a level with Kim Jong Il
 
It seems like this guy is making an exaggeration of Pat Robertson, not that Pat Robertson is making any kind of claim about himself.
 
Poor Elijya thought Landover Baptist was real at first also.:(
That can't be real. No one, not even George Bush, is that stupid.
 
"a bit"? as the column pointing out, that's three times the existing world record, which injured the man who accomplished it
 
Elijya said:
"a bit"? as the column pointing out, that's three times the existing world record, which injured the man who accomplished it
2000 is not three times 1335
 
read again Ronny:
2. There is no way on earth Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

1335 is the difference between 2000 pounds and the existing record
 
Elijya said:
"a bit"? as the column pointing out, that's three times the existing world record, which injured the man who accomplished it
yeah, but that guy was probably a homosexual or read Harry Potter books, etc.
 
Elijya said:
read again Ronny:


1335 is the difference between 2000 pounds and the existing record
It says broke the record BY 665 lbs. Not the record WAS 665 lbs.
 
Ronny is right, although I was confused by the way that was worded too.
 
well, he is the anti-christ, so he can probably do a hell of a lot more than that.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
yeah, but that guy was probably a homosexual or read Harry Potter books, etc.

Or a twinkle-toed Communist **********
 
Professional Football players cannot leg press 2,000 lbs. In fact its remarkable for them to break 1300 lbs. Most college football players here only do around 1000 (I should mention that would be a rough team average)
 
Who does he think he is? Chuck Norris?
 
Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton either.
 
Robertson's not a liar.

Just a frickin psychopath...I mean seriously, have you heard half the crap that comes out of his mouth?? The worst part is he believes ALL OF IT!!
 
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Ronny Shade said:
Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton either.

You take that back!!!:mad: :p


Chuck Norris once leg pressed Atlantis...unfortuantly on the last rep he pushed so hard that the continent flew free of the earth and became what we now know as the moon. :up:
 

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