Pat Robertson is a LIAR

[Maxwell Smart]

Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton either.

Jack Bauer can!

 

[Ronny Shade]

You take that back!!!


Chuck Norris once leg pressed Atlantis...unfortuantly on the last rep he pushed so hard that the continent flew free of the earth and became what we now know as the moon.

You didn't let me finish.

Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton because he's too busy leg pressing the earth.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Jack Bauer can!

Jack Bauer doesn't need to. He can press it with his mind.

 

[War Lord]

Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton either.

He does more than that. Chuck Norris keeps the Earth together.

 

[Superman79]

You didn't let me finish.

Chuck Norris can't leg press a ton because he's too busy leg pressing the earth.

Ok, fair enough...sorry I flew of the handle Ron

 

[Elijya]

Pat Robertson can slam a revolving door

 

[War Lord]

This would be quite the fight.

Chuck Norris vs Pat Robertson.

The irresistible force vs the immovable object.

 

[Ronny Shade]

This would be quite the fight.

Chuck Norris vs Pat Robertson.

The irresistible force vs the immovable object.

Wait...which is which?

 

[War Lord]

Wait...which is which?

I wrote the way I think it is.

 

[Ronny Shade]

okay

 

[bored]

Pat Robertson is the Hulk.

 

[Truthteller]

I think he's more like "The Hack"

 

[Maxwell Smart]

The Hack vs. The Decider?

 

[Ronny Shade]

David Morse is Hack. Don't infringe on the Olshanski

 

[jaguarr]

This may be evidence in support of my hypothesis that Pat Robertson can only be killed with a kryptonite crucifix.

jag

 

[Elijya]

David Morse is Hack. Don't infringe on the Olshanski

Damn straight. Philly represent!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Damn straight. Philly represent!

 

[Elijya]

are you from philly, ronny?

 

[Ronny Shade]

my mom is...I'm second generation from philly

 

[Elijya]

are you still in the area?

 

[Ronny Shade]

no Michigan.

 

[Super Flight]

what in the world?!?!

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Pat Robertson once sneezed out a small piece of his brain. That small piece of his brain is now used as the CPU of the B.E.A.S.T. super-computer, which controls the information of every bar-code on Earth.

 

[Superman79]

This may be evidence in support of my hypothesis that Pat Robertson can only be killed with a kryptonite crucifix.

jag

That is an insult to Superman!!

Pat Robertson can only be killed with a silver bullet to the heart like most life-sucking evil creatures

 

[jaguarr]

That is an insult to Superman!!

Pat Robertson can only be killed with a silver bullet to the heart like most life-sucking evil creatures

If that were true then he would no longer be alive and on TV.

jag