U.S. to air drop poisoned mice in Guam to battle snake problem

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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  2. Piper Maru Guest

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    Why are they not air dropping Nicolas Cage into Guam to get the snakes?
     
  3. GENERAL RAAM582 A Rebellion Built on Hope

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    Should give them flamethrowers too.
     
  4. James Built from Lego

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    Wouldn't Samuel L. Jackson be more suitable?
     
  5. Piper Maru Guest

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    I can dig it!
     
  6. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Art Spiegelman warned us this would happen. :(
     
  7. Piper Maru Guest

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    Things are definitely getting out of control.
     
    #7 Piper Maru, Feb 22, 2013
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  8. Godsfireworks Arch Duke of Anemone

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    Uh oh, better be careful, thousands of mice might tip the balance. :o
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  9. Donut Registered

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    Just send them both
     
  10. Rodrigo90 Wink wink ;)

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    They think they can kill Naked, Solid, Solidus and Liquid Snake like that? BAH!!!
     
  11. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Trillions in debt and we are spending millions to air drop mice that will kill snakes.
     
  12. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    I know, it's not bad enough that Americans lose jobs to India and Mexico, now they're losing jobs to rodentia.
     
  13. Piper Maru Guest

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    Quite a crisis we find ourselves in. The rodents shall inherit the earth.
     
  14. Victarion Iron Captain

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    We will still need someone to go in and round up the rats once the retroviruses are activated.
     
  15. Piper Maru Guest

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    That's where Charlie Sheen comes in.
     
  16. Thundercrack85 Registered

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    Surprised they didn't drop the gay bomb.
     
  17. Piper Maru Guest

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    on the gay bar.
     
  18. Thundercrack85 Registered

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    Well, I guess then you'd still be stuck with a million gay snakes.
     
  19. Victarion Iron Captain

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    The snakes can go to the gay bath house.
     
  20. Piper Maru Guest

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    the name of the gay bath house shall be the prancing trouser snake.
     
  21. Quasimod0 Bell-Ringer

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    Lol that is ridiculous
     
  22. Holiday https://joebiden.info/

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    Millions ain't making a dent in trillions so what the hell, why not.
     
  23. Marvolo Registered

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    I've read about this being done a lot in the past. It seems to go bad when the introduced species breeds quickly and throws off the balance of the local ecosystem.
     
  24. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    The Simpsons did this in that one episode, that's where I saw this before. I was trying to think. With the pigeons and the lizards.
     
  25. Thundercrack85 Registered

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    Drop mongooses?

    Operation Mongoose does sound badass.
     

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