U.S. to air drop poisoned mice in Guam to battle snake problem

Why are they not air dropping Nicolas Cage into Guam to get the snakes?

 

Should give them flamethrowers too.

 

Wouldn't Samuel L. Jackson be more suitable?

 

I can dig it!

 

Art Spiegelman warned us this would happen.

 

Things are definitely getting out of control.

 

Uh oh, better be careful, thousands of mice might tip the balance.
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Just send them both

 

They think they can kill Naked, Solid, Solidus and Liquid Snake like that? BAH!!!

 

Trillions in debt and we are spending millions to air drop mice that will kill snakes.

 

I know, it's not bad enough that Americans lose jobs to India and Mexico, now they're losing jobs to rodentia.

 

Quite a crisis we find ourselves in. The rodents shall inherit the earth.

 

We will still need someone to go in and round up the rats once the retroviruses are activated.

 

That's where Charlie Sheen comes in.

 

Surprised they didn't drop the gay bomb.

 

on the gay bar.

 

Well, I guess then you'd still be stuck with a million gay snakes.

 

The snakes can go to the gay bath house.

 

the name of the gay bath house shall be the prancing trouser snake.

 

Lol that is ridiculous

 

Millions ain't making a dent in trillions so what the hell, why not.

 

I've read about this being done a lot in the past. It seems to go bad when the introduced species breeds quickly and throws off the balance of the local ecosystem.

 

Drop mongooses?

Operation Mongoose does sound badass.