U.S. to air drop poisoned mice in Guam to battle snake problem

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/us-govt-air-drop-toxic-065326367.html

We do it up Looney Tunes style here in the US of A, *****.

 

[Piper Maru]

Why are they not air dropping Nicolas Cage into Guam to get the snakes?

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Should give them flamethrowers too.

 

[James]

Why are they not air dropping Nicolas Cage into Guam to get the snakes?

Wouldn't Samuel L. Jackson be more suitable?

 

[Piper Maru]

Wouldn't Samuel L. Jackson be more suitable?

I can dig it!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Art Spiegelman warned us this would happen.

 

[Piper Maru]

Things are definitely getting out of control.

 

[Godsfireworks]

Uh oh, better be careful, thousands of mice might tip the balance.
[YT]zNZczIgVXjg[/YT]

 

[Donut]

I can dig it!

Just send them both

 

[Rodrigo90]

They think they can kill Naked, Solid, Solidus and Liquid Snake like that? BAH!!!

 

[chaseter]

Trillions in debt and we are spending millions to air drop mice that will kill snakes.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Trillions in debt and we are spending millions to air drop mice that will kill snakes.

I know, it's not bad enough that Americans lose jobs to India and Mexico, now they're losing jobs to rodentia.

 

[Piper Maru]

Quite a crisis we find ourselves in. The rodents shall inherit the earth.

 

[Victarion]

We will still need someone to go in and round up the rats once the retroviruses are activated.

 

[Piper Maru]

That's where Charlie Sheen comes in.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Surprised they didn't drop the gay bomb.

 

[Piper Maru]

on the gay bar.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Well, I guess then you'd still be stuck with a million gay snakes.

 

[Victarion]

The snakes can go to the gay bath house.

 

[Piper Maru]

the name of the gay bath house shall be the prancing trouser snake.

 

[Quasimod0]

Uh oh, better be careful, thousands of mice might tip the balance.
[YT]zNZczIgVXjg[/YT]

Lol that is ridiculous

 

[Holiday]

Trillions in debt and we are spending millions to air drop mice that will kill snakes.

Millions ain't making a dent in trillions so what the hell, why not.

 

[Marvolo]

I've read about this being done a lot in the past. It seems to go bad when the introduced species breeds quickly and throws off the balance of the local ecosystem.

 

[terry78]

The Simpsons did this in that one episode, that's where I saw this before. I was trying to think. With the pigeons and the lizards.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Drop mongooses?

Operation Mongoose does sound badass.