Uber Champion Warrior Fighting XVII

[DOG LIPS]

Which one's Dorky?

The one that's taking a dump.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

So, do I need to be approved or something?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Which one's Dorky?

Left to right: Erz, Dorky, nosebleed.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Left to right: Erz, Dorky, nosebleed.

nosebleed should be the one on the left.

Cause he dies first.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Left to right: Erz, Dorky, nosebleed.

I was thinking nosebleed, Dorky, Erz. But, eh. What's the difference?






Asian :heart:

 

[DorkyFresh]

oh man...you guys are psychic.

*goes to hunt for halloween costume pics*

 

[Shampoo!]

So, do I need to be approved or something?

Just answer these 7 questions and you're in.

ROUND 1 QUESTIONS - CLOSEST ANSWER WINS
1. I am thinking of a number between 1 and 500,000. What is it?
2. How many DVDs do I own?
3. How many hours did I sleep last night?
4. How many cans of orange soda are on my desk at home?
5. What letter am I thinking of? (A-Z)
6. How many gigabytes of music do I have on my computer at home?
7. How many pills are left in my Advil container?


ONLY NEED 1 MORE PARTICIPANT AND WE'RE GOLD!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

ROUND 1 QUESTIONS - CLOSEST ANSWER WINS
1. I am thinking of a number between 1 and 500,000. What is it? 499,999..?
2. How many DVDs do I own? 35.
3. How many hours did I sleep last night? 10.
4. How many cans of orange soda are on my desk at home? 0. You have a three cans, but they're empty... so they're not cans of orange soda.
5. What letter am I thinking of? (A-Z) Z. It's too often overlooked.
6. How many gigabytes of music do I have on my computer at home? 5.
7. How many pills are left in my Advil container? 12.

 

[Shampoo!]

YEAH! We got all 24 now! Round 1 is almost done, and Round 2 will begin tomorrow, probably when I'm at work and bored! OH YEAH!

 

[Shampoo!]

Okie dokie! For the most part, round 1 is done. I still need an answer from Fatpuppy, Dog Lips, Matrixo and DorkyFresh for the tie breaker question. They have until I basically get answers from everyone for round 2...

The chart stands as this:

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ROUND 2 QUESTIONS!
MULTIPLE CHOICE - FILL IN THE BLANK

1. At that point, the _____ jumped over the rock and landed with a *plop*
A. rabbit
B. spider
C. goat
D. fish

2. When Tom entered the house, he was shocked to find his _____ in bed with the mailman.
A. wife
B. son
C. grandmother
D. dog

3. After _____ saw the boat, he knew he was saved at last.
A. Jim
B. Dave
C. Sam
D. Doug

4. When Charlie _____ into the tree, he broke his nose.
A. ran
B. jumped
C. drove
D. walked

5. George always dreamed of flying into space and punching _____ for being so damn lazy.
A. the moon
B. Jupiter
C. Venus
D. Mars

6. It was on a cold and miserable _____ morning when Melvin got herpes.
A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Friday
D. Saturday

7. Sarah's day took an unexpected turn when she found herself falling through _______.
A. the void of space
B. the ceiling
C. the water's surface
D. time itself

8. It was another mundane afternoon when Lucy ate a ______
A. bagel
B. sandwich
C. crayon
D. hot dog

9. Albert was doing ____ MPH when he got pulled over by the police officer.
A. 31
B. 43
C. 57
D. 60

GO FOR IT!

 

[Drakon]

a-b-a-c-a-b-b-a-c

 

[Shampoo!]

a-b-a-c-a-b-b-a-c

Wow, impressive. Only one right.

 

[DOG LIPS]

ddbaacdcb

 

[Shampoo!]

ddbaacdcb

And you, you may not even be in this anymore. I'm still waiting on your opponent's response to the tie breaker question...

YOU MAY ALREADY BE OUT AND NOT EVEN KNOOOOOW IT!

 

[DOG LIPS]

You can't stop me from answering questions!

 

[Shampoo!]

You can't stop me from answering questions!

I could... kill you.

 

[Badger]

ROUND 2 QUESTIONS!
MULTIPLE CHOICE - FILL IN THE BLANK

1. At that point, the _____ jumped over the rock and landed with a *plop*
A. rabbit
B. spider
C. goat
D. fish

2. When Tom entered the house, he was shocked to find his _____ in bed with the mailman.
A. wife
B. son
C. grandmother
D. dog

3. After _____ saw the boat, he knew he was saved at last.
A. Jim
B. Dave
C. Sam
D. Doug

4. When Charlie _____ into the tree, he broke his nose.
A. ran
B. jumped
C. drove
D. walked

5. George always dreamed of flying into space and punching _____ for being so damn lazy.
A. the moon
B. Jupiter
C. Venus
D. Mars

6. It was on a cold and miserable _____ morning when Melvin got herpes.
A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Friday
D. Saturday

7. Sarah's day took an unexpected turn when she found herself falling through _______.
A. the void of space
B. the ceiling
C. the water's surface
D. time itself

8. It was another mundane afternoon when Lucy ate a ______
A. bagel
B. sandwich
C. crayon
D. hot dog

9. Albert was doing ____ MPH when he got pulled over by the police officer.
A. 31
B. 43
C. 57
D. 60

 

[Drakon]

I got three right.

 

[Shampoo!]

I got three right.

Nope, only one. You suck.


By the way, for those of you interested, here are the answers for Round 1:

Number I'm thinking of - 2
DVDs I own - 149
Hours I slept - 7
Number of orange soda cans on my desk - 28
Letter I'm thinking of - K
MyMusic folder - 30.7 GB
Advil left - 9

 

[Norman Osborn]

1. At that point, the _____ jumped over the rock and landed with a *plop*
A. rabbit
B. spider
C. goat
D. fish

2. When Tom entered the house, he was shocked to find his _____ in bed with the mailman.
A. wife
B. son
C. grandmother
D. dog

3. After _____ saw the boat, he knew he was saved at last.
A. Jim
B. Dave
C. Sam
D. Doug

4. When Charlie _____ into the tree, he broke his nose.
A. ran
B. jumped
C. drove
D. walked

5. George always dreamed of flying into space and punching _____ for being so damn lazy.
A. the moon
B. Jupiter
C. Venus
D. Mars

6. It was on a cold and miserable _____ morning when Melvin got herpes.
A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Friday
D. Saturday

7. Sarah's day took an unexpected turn when she found herself falling through _______.
A. the void of space
B. the ceiling
C. the water's surface
D. time itself

8. It was another mundane afternoon when Lucy ate a ______
A. bagel
B. sandwich
C. crayon
D. hot dog

9. Albert was doing ____ MPH when he got pulled over by the police officer.
A. 31
B. 43
C. 57
D. 60

 

[Matrixo]

Okie dokie! For the most part, round 1 is done. I still need an answer from Fatpuppy, Dog Lips, Matrixo and DorkyFresh for the tie breaker question. They have until I basically get answers from everyone for round 2...

The chart stands as this:

(you may have to refresh to see the changes)


ROUND 2 QUESTIONS!
MULTIPLE CHOICE - FILL IN THE BLANK

1. At that point, the _____ jumped over the rock and landed with a *plop*
A. rabbit
B. spider
C. goat
D. fish

2. When Tom entered the house, he was shocked to find his _____ in bed with the mailman.
A. wife
B. son
C. grandmother
D. dog

3. After _____ saw the boat, he knew he was saved at last.
A. Jim
B. Dave
C. Sam
D. Doug

4. When Charlie _____ into the tree, he broke his nose.
A. ran
B. jumped
C. drove
D. walked

5. George always dreamed of flying into space and punching _____ for being so damn lazy.
A. the moon
B. Jupiter
C. Venus
D. Mars

6. It was on a cold and miserable _____ morning when Melvin got herpes.
A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Friday
D. Saturday

7. Sarah's day took an unexpected turn when she found herself falling through _______.
A. the void of space
B. the ceiling
C. the water's surface
D. time itself

8. It was another mundane afternoon when Lucy ate a ______
A. bagel
B. sandwich
C. crayon
D. hot dog

9. Albert was doing ____ MPH when he got pulled over by the police officer.
A. 31
B. 43
C. 57
D. 60

 

[Shampoo!]

Okay, Round 2 has gone on long enough. It's time for round 3.

The answers to round 2:
1C goat
2A wife
3C Sam
4D walked
5B Jupiter
6B Wednesday (hump day)
7A the void of space
8C crayon
9A 31 mph (through a playground)


The lineup stands as this:

SHH members eliminated were : Drakon, JackRabbit, Chizo, BadgerPhil, WhatIfTales, and Unstoppable (who didn't even answer the questions. Tsk Tsk)


ROUND 3 QUESTIONS - MULTIPLE CHOICE - POINT SYSTEM
Each answer has a number attached to it. For answers that are the most correct, you get 4 points, for answers that are the farthest from true, you get 1 point. Etc etc. The highest score you can get is 44, the lowest is 11. Good luck!
I need answers from : Chasester and DogLips. But, anyone can answer just for fun.

1. Which key gets the most love on my work keyboard?
A. F8
B. F3
C. +
D. Z

2. Which key gets the least love on my work keyboard?
A. ~ (Tilde)
B. Page Up
C. F12
D. Right Ctrl


3. Which letter?
A. E
B. J
C. U
D. Y

4. Which word?
A. Fleas
B. Bees
C. Breeze
D. Knees

5. Which ingredient do I like more?
A. High Fructose Corn Syrup
B. Yellow 6
C. Monopotassium Phosphate
D. Brominated Vegetable Oil

6. Which word do I find the funniest?
A. CaulK
B. Conduit
C. Electrode
D. Slab

7. Which makes more sense.
A. A llama is like a lima only in the summer.
B. Bananas are more likely to walk than a rock.
C. Deaf or blind, Bob still smells bad.
D. Juju beans are not magic beans.

8. Which do I prefer?
A. Aspirin
B. Tylenol
C. Advil
D. Excedrin


9. Which do I hate the most?
A. Coke
B. Pepsi
C. Dr. Pepper
D. Mountain Dew

10. Which number?
A. 7
B. 8
C. 9
D. 11

11. Which color?
A. Green
B. Blue
C. Red
D. Black

 

[Drakon]

Round Three?

 

[Shampoo!]

Round Three?

yes, round 2 ended, so round 3 has begun! You suck too much to be in round 3.

 

[Norman Osborn]

rigged