Unexplainable moments

[PyroChamber]

Has anyone ever have something happen to them that was so wrong and so out there that you couldn't believe that it happened to you?

 

[Hades]

I day I was born.

 

[Kaboom]

yes.

 

[unstoppable]

I once had a friend tackle me over a tennis ball

 

[Kaboom]

i once ordered a mushroom pizza and they gave me one with olives. I was so upset i threw out into my front yard and yelled as loud as i could:


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[enterthemadness]

i once ordered a mushroom pizza and they gave me one with olives. I was so upset i threw out into my front yard and yelled as loud as i could:


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never had a unexplainable moment, at least one that I can remember and that isn't too

On a related note, if I yelled Kahn, due to my speech problem it probably be can or kan that would come out.

 

[November Rain]

A fish robbed my wallet. Does that count

 

[Drakon]

Okay, I'll try it.

I was about twelve or so, and I was playing outside with my younger cousin, and I could hear my aunt talking to my dad's girlfriend about my good grades and stuff in school, and how I'm smart, yadda yadda, whatever. But then she gets to this part where she's talking about how the more booksmart you are, the less common sense you seem to have. Well, I need to go get a drink, so I get up from the swingset. But through some unexplainble twist of fate, I end up getting tangled in the set instead of getting out. So, right after they finish that convo, they step outside to see me tied into a swing by my own idiocy.

 

[Kaboom]

Okay, I'll try it.

I was about twelve or so, and I was playing outside with my younger cousin, and I could hear my aunt talking to my dad's girlfriend about my good grades and stuff in school, and how I'm smart, yadda yadda, whatever. But then she gets to this part where she's talking about how the more booksmart you are, the less common sense you seem to have. Well, I need to go get a drink, so I get up from the swingset. But through some unexplainble twist of fate, I end up getting tangled in the set instead of getting out. So, right after they finish that convo, they step outside to see me tied into a swing by my own idiocy.

thats pretty funny.

 

[redmarvel]

At work the other day we were discussing something and I said like Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me"... since we are not supposed to discuss sex at work I was left with a dilemma when someone asked "which song is that"...

 

[Prognosticator]

I day I was born.

**Emo Alert! WHOOP! WHOOP!**

 

[Hades]

**Emo Alert! WHOOP! WHOOP!**

Eat my grime.

Emo kids wish they were as depressed as me.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Those martians. They love you, and then they leave you.

 

[Immortalfire]

Okay, I'll try it.

I was about twelve or so, and I was playing outside with my younger cousin, and I could hear my aunt talking to my dad's girlfriend about my good grades and stuff in school, and how I'm smart, yadda yadda, whatever. But then she gets to this part where she's talking about how the more booksmart you are, the less common sense you seem to have. Well, I need to go get a drink, so I get up from the swingset. But through some unexplainble twist of fate, I end up getting tangled in the set instead of getting out. So, right after they finish that convo, they step outside to see me tied into a swing by my own idiocy.

LoL

 

[Super Kal]

as far far as I can remember, I've only had one unexplainable moment in my life... and it was caught on tape too.

I was in my living room just sitting in a chair while my dad was filming home movies, with my baby sitter on the ground, crawling around, and all of a sudden, for no reason whatsoever, I say, "If only... if only he would not stop me."

To this day, I still have no idea why I said that.

 

[thedeadite]

my mom saying... "it's been a week, get over it already, it's not like you had anything to offer her anyway" to me a week after my wife left me. i was dumbfounded by the comment, it took me a few seconds to register that she actually said it before i told her to stay the hell out of my life and i was basically dead to her from then on. i have forgiven her since, but i guess that'd be another unexplained moment

 

[ComicChick]

this one didn't happen to me, but it happened to my Mom, but i always thought it was crazy.

When I was about 3, her brother was in a coma from a brain tumor. I don't know how long he was in it at the time, but it had been at least a few weeks. The whole time, he didn't budge or show any signs of anything.

One day towards the end, my Mom went in. She reached down to touch his face, and he jumped. That was the only time he ever moved while in the coma.

My Mom and he were very close, but she doesn't have a clue why that happened. No one else in our family had anything like that happen to them.

 

[Kaboom]

did he wake up ever?

 

[ComicChick]

No he never woke up

 

[Kaboom]

sorry to hear that. =(

 

[Saved]

I got one. Once, my friends and I were in the clearing before a huge woods in my development. My friends were being *****es because it was dark and "scary" out. I kept telling them nothing would happen, we'd be fine. We get to the entrance of the woods and they start to chicken out again. I said, "Guys, don't worry. Nothing is in the woods." Just as I said it I was turning into the woods when we heard a branch crunch. We screamed and started to run like hell. They didn't stop, but I looked behind me when we were half way across the field. I looked back and to my horror, there was a shimering white thing running behind us. I only got a glimpse before the moonlight stoped reflecing of it and I started to run even faster. When I got back. My friends asked what took me so long. I told them what happened. We went back there in the morning, and there was an empty condom wrapper and a used condom at the font entrance that wasn't there before. The moral? NEVER GET IN THE WAY OF A GUY GETTING LAID!!

 

[Lurk]

(My mom told me this story.) My grandmother said she had a dream that her mother (my great-grandmother), who had recently died, came to her and asked her to come with her. My grandma said she couldn't, she had a new baby she had to take care of (my mom). The next morning, my grandma's father (great-grammy's husband) was dead. Coincidence??

Same grandma had always wanted a brown-haird, brown-eyed grand-daughter, but never got one. When she died, my brother was convinced Mom was going to die, too. Six months after her death, they were at Knots Berry Farm and my mom was sick, but she had to go into the park because my brother was sure she'd die while he was gone. My mother HATES heights, but my bro wanted to go on the parachute drop - but not without Mom. Cue grandma-died-freak-out. So, Mom goes on the ride and feels a sharp pain in her abdomen after they "hit" bottom (this was a long time ago, the ride wasn't the smoothest), but doesn't think much of it. Turns out, the ride knocked her IUD out of place and nine months later....here I am, brown hair, brown eyes, and looking very much like my grandmother. Grandma and my brother were very close when she was alive - I blame them.

 

[Zen Ith]

Today I was hit by a tiny boxing glove attatched to a retractable spring. I thought someone had threw a paper ball but it was my friend's pen that had the device on it.

 

[Sofa]

This thread kinda defeats its own purpose. here we are explaining moments that should be unexplainable...hm.

 

[Zen Ith]

This thread kinda defeats its own purpose. here we are explaining moments that should be unexplainable...hm.

The unexplainably thing is that these events happened, not necessarily how.