Unforgettable Crushes

[GregComicFan]

Okay, allow me to rephrase then...

Unless a private investigator is able to figure out a girl's identity by looking at her juggleys, you cant figure out who this girl is. So that's fine.

I WONT post pics with her face cause then you COULD identify her, which would be cruel. In all honesty, breasts are breasts. Any girl with fake-D-cups pretty much... they all look alike.... so there's nothing specific about the identity of this girl in the photos that I posted. So I feel guilt-free. ok?

 

[PyroChamber]

Hahaha! Hey, I didn't shoot her photographs. SHE DID! obviously she's proud of her newly constructed rack cause it's all you can see in her photos. When I editted the photos, I only took out her face. That's it. The rest of the photo is what SHE captured with her camera. I dig it!!

Isn't that what a lot of women do when they get new breasts? Take hot pics of themselves topless or semi-topless, and then get mad when guys don't notice the rack?

 

[The Guard]

I had a crush on a girl from ninth grade through like 12th. She was the one who got me into theatre back in high school, which has led to quite a few rewarding experiences and a hell of a lot of fun, so she's got that going for her memory. She was the kind of girl who would, because she knew you were "secretly" crushing on her, do things like wear really short skirts and then ask you to help hold the ladder behind her while she changed the lights. Which always took forever. Good times.

 

[teh Puffy]

WARNING: I always kept her in my thoughts, but I never saw her again...

until...

FAST FORWARD TO PRESENT TIME: Guess what? "Hottie" can easily be found on MySpace. And guess what? BOY, HAS SHE GROWN UP!!!!

"Hottie" used to be a skinny, pale, petite brunette....

Now she looks like the type of girl who belongs at a sleezy nightclub dancing on the bar table while serving endless alcohol....

Golden, fake tan. She's "faked baked", like with very bronze skin

HUGE D CUP BREASTS (she was like a small B cup in high school, obviously she had major breast enhancement....wow, they are REALLY BIG.)

SHE WORKS OUT A LOT... which is awesome. She's totally riped. Has a six-pack. She has a ton of "sexy" photos of herself on her MySpace.

I'm not a fan of fake breasts (and honestly hers look as big as bowling balls and I don't particularly like them at all), but she does look pretty SUUUUUPER HOT now. She basically went from being the "girl next door" with the face of an angel to the "pornstar" with the face of an angel.

For a while on MySpace, she was listed as "single". She still lives in my area of Fort Lauderdale, so of course, I tried hitting on her....

Yes, this is the curse, an obsession. Yes, I would TOTALLY love to (you know what, use your imagination) with this girl. It would be like the acheivement of a lifetime... a life long goal fulfilled. Better than graduating college!!! haha! But she only messaged me a few times to update me on her life, she never reciprocated with any of my flirtations, and now she's no longer single. She's dating some beefy, jock-looking meat head and she has pictures of him and her on her MySpace (she's naked and he's standing behind her holding her breasts and bottom so she's not exposed).

So there ya have it. "Hottie" was my first crush, my first obsession, and she's an obsession I have revisted just this past year. Until I get married or get into a serious relationship (I am currently 24 yrs old and single), I will probably keep an eye out to see when this girl becomes single again.

*drool* I want her *drool* sooooo bad....

How's that for a response to "Unforgettable Crush"?

Greg

How I would love to see this myspace page to be honest with you.

 

[bullets]

I had a crush on a girl from ninth grade through like 12th. She was the one who got me into theatre back in high school, which has led to quite a few rewarding experiences and a hell of a lot of fun, so she's got that going for her memory. She was the kind of girl who would, because she knew you were "secretly" crushing on her, do things like wear really short skirts and then ask you to help hold the ladder behind her while she changed the lights. Which always took forever. Good times.

There was a girl like that in my school , she would lean over the table during conversation and tell you too look at her boobs .

 

[terry78]

There was a girl like that in my school , she would lean over the table during conversation and tell you too look at her boobs .

Those chicks were usually molested at some point.

 

[Tempest19]

Jullianne August. Looked at lot like Patti Mayonnaise. Kindergarden.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Those chicks were usually molested at some point.

It's fun while it lasted I've liked the same girl for two years now and am trying to figure out how to go about asking her out without sounding crazy, which i am.

 

[Carcharodon]

Those chicks were usually molested at some point.

Whatever you say, Dr. Drew.

 

[JewishHobbit]

I had a massive crush on a friend of mine named April from 10th grade until I met my wife. (so that was about 5 or so years). I met her when I started going to her church, but she was with a really good guy and I was really shy. Then her boyfriend died in an accident a year or so later and it felt wrong to talk to her about my feelings. She went on to have 2 other guys 'fight' over her and I knew I was nowhere in either of their leagues, plus lower self esteme (at the time) kept me from talking to her. Neither of those guys worked out and she started dating another guy. They dated for a good 2 or so years and had problems all throughout it. We'd talk about her problems and I'd subtly compliment her in ways that he wouldn't... not because I was trying to move in but because she deserved more than she was getting and I wanted to see her smile. She eventually went away to school and they broke up, but she now lived 2 states away. I eventually met a girl that became my wife. It wasn't too long after my wife and I were engaged that April moved back into town. I thought I'd have trouble, being that I liked her so much, but I found that I really liked April, but I loved my wife. So life moved on. My wife and I got married. April went on to marry an awsome guy who's more perfect for her than I could ever have been and we're all friends to this day. I did eventually tell her how much I liked her in general conversation and she thought it was cute. I know she wasn't ever interested in me (we never had anything in common other than our faith really) and I don't mind. We just laugh about it nowadays. But I have started becoming more like the guy she likes, so I told my wife the other day that whenever we get a divorce, I'm TOTALLY going to try to break April and her husband up and go for it. My wife encouraged me. We're totally wierd.

 

[The Geek Vault]

In sixth grade, there was this girl named Kasey who I had a huge crush on. Anyway back in Junior high I was a freakin mess with the girls. and I asked her to dance at the first school dance she told me off buy I didn't get it so I kept trying. So through out middle school she hated me. During High School we haven't seen each other a lot but when we do we can hold a friendly conversation. But I've had other girls since then. But I'll still remember Kasey as my first big crush.

 

[Handsome Rob]

Double post

 

[Handsome Rob]

LF . . . dang, what I wouldn't give to talk to her, again.

 

[The Guard]

There was a girl like that in my school , she would lean over the table during conversation and tell you too look at her boobs .

Heavens, nothing that overt.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Has there ever been someone that you had a thing for and no matter how many years went by, you never got over them

when I was 7 I was enamored of this girl that was my best friend at the time.
she was awesome, we liked a lot of the same things, she loved He-Man cartoons for some reason, and peanut butter and...well, all the stuff kids like, so it really wasn't that remarkable. but to my 7 year old brain she was the best thing since bread came sliced.
we sat together in class all the time, but alas, I used to be ( and to a certain degree still am) a huge spazz. so, it wasn't long before I had a mutual friend ask her if she liked me.
haha! how was I to know that I was caught in a second grade version of "as the world turns" the kid that was to ask her the question liked her as well, and he intended to keep her for himself.

DUN DUN DUN!

so, he came back telling me all sorts of horrible things, he made her sound like a freaking nightmare, I blame soap operas because no normal 7 year old could have been so Machiavellian.
so I got pissed off at her ( or the second grade equivalent, which I guess is "miffed") for a long time and the friendship dissolved, on the upside, the other kid got nowhere with her and several years later turned out to be gay.
haha! fate sides with me again.
oddest thing? that completely polluted all my interactions with girls all the way through the 7th grade, and even though I had put the puzzle together like a year after the fact I could never trust people again, sounds silly but really, the early experiences are the ones that get you the most.
plus, years later I saw her as a teenager and she was completely disappointing, even though she wore the standard catholic schoolgirl attire that many a 12 year old fawned over, she was completely underwhelming and I decided to file that one away and remember my brief stint as lovelorn protagonist.
however, If I had been a Ben Folds fan back then, I would've simply said:
(*warning kiddies*....really bad language, don't click lest your ears fall off and the demons of hades haunt your dreams at night.....no seriously.....horrible language)

(horrible....)

(for reals....yo.)

 

[redmarvel]

I had a crush on RedMarvel and Casey

Had? Pity I'm too late then...

When I was in Public School I had my first crush on a T.V. personality, a guy I would see in reruns in a series based on a comic book,

Spoiler

Batman

.

In high school I lost track of the number of different crushes I had and the names of the guys I inflicted them on.

My current crush, the lead singer of Nickleback (and

Spoiler

all male members of the Hype

)

 

[raybia]

I was gonna put this in the Celebs forum, but I guess this can count for almost anyone, whether famous or not.

Has there ever been someone that you had a thing for and no matter how many years went by, you never got over them like every now and then you still think about them?

Can you say psychotic obsession?

 

[Space Moose]

Can you say psychotic obsession?

Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it:

Anyway you want it!

 

[raybia]

Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it:

Anyway you want it!

I like it. Has a nice beat and you can dance to it!

 

[DBella]

My first crush. I was in kindergarten and his name was Jeffrey. He was the cutest boy in class and every girl had a crush on him. Then one day, he snucked up on me and kissed me and I thought... "ewww!" and my crush on him was gone the moment his lips touched mine. The next day, I decided that I should crush on his best friend, Zack, instead. They had a fight over it and didn't speak to each other for a while. I thought that was funny. Silly boys.

 

[raybia]

My first crush. I was in kindergarten and his name was Jeffrey. He was the cutest boy in class and every girl had a crush on him. Then one day, he snucked up on me and kissed me and I thought... "ewww!" and my crush on him was gone the moment his lips touched mine. The next day, I decided that I should crush on his best friend, Zack, instead. They had a fight over it and didn't speak to each other for a while. I thought that was funny. Silly boys.

I wonder what you would think if you could meet them now?

I bet at least one of them is an ex-convicted. The other? Maybe a plastic surgeon.

 

[Immortalfire]

My first crush. I was in kindergarten and his name was Jeffrey. He was the cutest boy in class and every girl had a crush on him. Then one day, he snucked up on me and kissed me and I thought... "ewww!" and my crush on him was gone the moment his lips touched mine. The next day, I decided that I should crush on his best friend, Zack, instead. They had a fight over it and didn't speak to each other for a while. I thought that was funny. Silly boys.

Lol, funny