Comics Unmasking - Whose reactions do you want to see?

[arachnid-guy]

Here's one way the reactions could go down:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9120936&postcount=59

stillanerd...you, my friend...are a COMEDY GENIUS!

Wow, i'm still laughing!!!! Tis good. Very good.

 

[Arcturus]

Omg The Spot.

 

[bulok]

I would like to see the reaction of Joey Q as I punch him right in his fat face.

this made me chuckle, oddly enough I share the sentiment lol

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Actually Shin, I imagine it will go something like this:

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, people, my real name is Peter Parker. I know, I know, it's a real shock.
VULTURE: So you're some guy named Peter Parker. Big deal! I unmasked you weeks ago.
SANDMAN: I once unmasked him, although I didn’t get a good look at his face cause he ran away like a chicken.
INMATES AT THE RAFT: Hey, we unmasked him too! Only it was too dark to see.
SCORPION: Oh yeah?! I figured out who he was without unmasking him.
VENOM: Don’t make us laugh. On top of taking away our other, you we're told who he was. And you call yourself a private detective? Besides, we figured out Spider-Man was Parker long before any of you.
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Correction. I had the distinct honor of being the very first to publicly unmask the meddlesome wall-crawler.
CAPTAIN STACY: You call what you did an unmasking? You only thought he was Peter Parker in disguise as Spider-Man and not that they were one and the same. I, on the other hand, used logic and detective work to figure it out.
BEN URICH: All I needed was my journalistic instincts.
DEBRA WHITMAN: Um...no offense, sir. But I figured out Peter was Spider-Man simply by following him up some stairs and finding Spider-Man on the roof instead.
HARRY OSBORN: Hey, lady. I figured out who he was simply by watching Spider-Man fight my dad. And I was even strung out on drugs at the time.
CHAMELEON: That's nothing, I learned who he really was and I was insane.
ROBOT PARENTS: You would have NEVER known had it not been for us. Peter told us he was Spider-Man outright.
BLACK CAT: Oh yeah?! I was the very first person who he willingly revealed his identity too. Of course, I can’t say I was thrilled when I found out, but...
TIM HARRISON: Sorry, toots. I was first. And all I had to do was ASK him.
BLACK CAT: That’s cause you were dying of cancer you stupid kid.
GWEN STACY: Actually, Peter once revealed who he was willingly my dad, Harry, MJ, and me.
BLACK CAT: Yeah, and from what I heard, you cried like a little girl and went bawling to daddy.
GWEN STACY: Shut up, you hussy!
BLACK CAT: Oh, that’s rich, coming from a girl who slept with the father of Peter’s best friend and refused to mention that she gave birth to twins.
SARAH: Hey, don’t you dare ridicule our mom that way.
GABRIEL: Yeah! Besides, we learned the truth after watching him jump over a wall to escape us.
AGENT MARIA HILL: Please. I used a psychic to figure out the truth.
MADAME WEB: Pish posh. I learned it through my own psychic powers before you did.
PROFESSOR X: Actually, that honor belongs to me.
DOCTOR STRANGE: No, Charles. I discovered his identity in the same manner long before you did.
DAREDEVIL: Well, I didn’t need psychic powers. I learned who he was by listening to his heart rhythms and voice patterns, as well as smelling his distinctive scent.
PUMA: All I needed smell, Hornhead.
WOLVERINE: I think ya came up a little short in that department, bub.
PUMA: Look who’s talking.
KA-ZAR: I’m afraid that I, Ka-Zar, lord of the Savage Land learned the truth in similar fashion long before then.
AUNT MAY: Goodness. All I did was walk in his room and found his costume lying on the floor.
BEN REILLY: Ha! I was BORN knowing that Peter and Spider-Man were one and the same, because I’m his clone.
KAINE: So did I, because I came before you did, Reilly!
JACKAL: Well, both of you wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t been for me, who learned the truth from a mere blood sample.
NICK FURY: We at S.H.I.E.L.D. already knew who he was long before any of you.
AGENT HILL: We did?
MORLUN: I simply learned simply through his totemistic essence.
SHATHRA THE SPIDER-WASP: As did I.
EZEKIEL: What am I, chopped liver?
THE GREAT WEAVER: And which none of you would’ve known without me.
IRON MAN: Wait a minute! None of you should count. Peter origins were a product of science, not intelligent design.
DOCTOR STRANGE: So you say.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: People, people. Let’s not get so upset. Besides, I figured out who he was...
NICK FURY: Only through accessing our files. As did ALL the Avengers.
BATMAN: I didn't even need computer files.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What are you doing here? You don't belong in our universe?
BATMAN: Guess you forgot about DC vs. Marvel and JLA vs. Avengers, then.
THE SPECTRE: Which of course were the fault of those two brothers.
SUPERBOY PRIME: (whispering) Don't tell anybody, but it was actually me and one of my retcon punches.
J. JONAH JAMESON: Well, I knew it was Parker all along. That’s why I accepted all those pictures he took of himself. Wanted to help a young man get his feet wet, being the kind soul I am.
JOE ROBERTSON: So I guess that whole incident with you thinking that your own son was Spider-Man was just act, considering how they were seen together numerous times.
JAMESON: Oh, and I suppose you knew all along, eh smarty pants?
ROBERTSON: Maybe....
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh please. All of those attempts are pathetic compared to what I’ve accomplished. Why, I was the very first person to learn Spider-Man was really Peter Parker. And that’s more than any of you have ever done.
MARY JANE: Sorry, Norman. I was the very first person to ever learn the truth, and I’ve known who he was the very night his Uncle Ben died. So there. (Sticks out tongue)
THE WATCHER: Actually, it was I, the Watcher, who sees all things and all possibilities. I have known that the one you call Spider-Man was Peter Parker long before he ever became Spider-Man.
STAN LEE: Actually, it was me, since I was the one who created Spidey.
STEVE DITKO: No, it was me.
STAN LEE: Steve, let’s not start THAT again.
GOD: Don’t I get a say in this?
BRAIN MICHEAL BENDIS: Good thing they're not talking about the Ultimate universe.

That post hit the spot.

 

[deemar325]

I want too see Joey Q's reaction when fans throw eggs at him and spits in his face at the next comic-con.

I want too see him squirm when this stunt backfires.

I want too see someone with balls to fire Joey Q.

 

[deemar325]

funniest damn thing i've read for a while and makes me less paranoid about all this unmasking talk.

Yep it's hilarious.

 

[Artistsean]

I want to see Jamison's reaction, Peter just ruined him and the Daily Bugle. His and the papers credibility and sales just went down the toilet.

Norman Osbourne, "Old news." and turns the channel.

Why did he reveal his identity anyway? It wasn't like it was going to be exposed if he didn't and he had no choice was it?

 

[deemar325]

Tony pressured him and MJ and Aunt May was for it.

 

[Trask]

Tony pressured him and MJ and Aunt May was for it.

Tony did not pressure him, Aunt May and MJ did (more Aunt May).

Spoiler

JJJ faints when he finds out... can't wait to see his reaction when he wakes up again.

Also would like to see how Fisk and DD react to the news.

 

[deemar325]

Tony did not pressure him, Aunt May and MJ did (more Aunt May).

Spoiler

JJJ faints when he finds out... can't wait to see his reaction when he wakes up again.

Also would like to see how Fisk and DD react to the news.

DD got his own problems to deal with.

 

[Mike059jig]

Why did Spider-man do this...does this have to do with civil war...what did MJ and Aunt may say to pressure him?? Spoilers anybody???

 

[MyPokerShirt]

registration act. gov't has to know. wanted a vote of confidence for it so tony asked him and he obliged.

i wana see MJ's reaction when she's being killed by a crappy b-villain, say the spot? i mean he can just, like teleport into her bedroom now. heck, i wuda done that anyway!

 

[BLAQUE-SPIDERMAN]

Tony pressured him and MJ and Aunt May was for it.

Correction: Tony CONNED Peter into joining him in favor of the Registration Law, and now one the most beloved superheroes EVER is gettin' the ***** treatment by revealing his secert identity to the whole world! BASTARDS!

 

[gliderpilotgirl]

*chuckle* that post was great, Stillanerd..completly in-character for each and every one of those characters
JJJ! The fact that they worked his reaction into Pete unmasking was priceless...I agree with Trask..cannot wait to see his reaction..probably more than any other character..I doubt there is anyone who has hated Spider-man as much as JJJ

 

[Trask]

Correction: Tony CONNED Peter into joining him in favor of the Registration Law, and now one the most beloved superheroes EVER is gettin' the ***** treatment by revealing his secert identity to the whole world! BASTARDS!

How the hell did Tony con Peter into joining him in favor of the Registration Law? People, you do know that Peter was going to run away and go into hiding dont you? He did not do any of this **** for Tony. The only real person that had an inpact on his decision was Aunt May and even that was almost not enough to prevent him from running away and going into hiding.

Getting back on subject, I would also love to see the reaction of the Stacy family. It has been a while since we have seen them and I would like to see their reaction when they find out that he was indirectly responsible for the deaths of Gwen and her father.

 

[Dangerous]

Don't mean to sound like a spaz, but is Spidey definatley unmasking?

Also I thought it would be in ASM, which is not out till the end of the month, or is it in SSM?

 

[MyPokerShirt]

it was in civil war 2 and i think the build up was in amazing spider-man 532 but my local comic shop didnt have any copies of those . On the other hand they had FNSM 9 and now i've fallen in love with that book! Plus there's a clip on it in thunderbolts 103 and civil war: frontline 2 should have it, not to mention the results will be in alllll these following books, especially amazing SM 533. so YES he's definitely unmasked.

 

[Dangerous]

Godammit.

 

[Dangerous]

FNSM is cool tho, huh.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Norman Osborn. This really puts a cramp in his advantage.
Liz Allen. Yup, the guy that you were glad was the normal one in your group of friends is Spider-Man.
But most of all.....J Jonah Jameson. The old man will have a heart attack.

 

[Dope Nose]

here's J.J.'s reaction if anyone's interested.

http://superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9191912&postcount=448

 

[Electro UK]

I would like to see the reaction of Joey Q as I punch him right in his fat face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0uBRPBxR0&search=woman%20punch

I'd imagine it'd look something like this but with men

 

[shinlyle]

I would like to see the reaction of Joey Q as I punch him right in his fat face.

LOL!!


I would actually like to see Stan Lee's reaction to it all....

 

[JackSkellington]

I would like to see the reaction of Joey Q as I punch him right in his fat face.

I'd like to see that too. Both his reaction & you smacking him.