Up to 200 "superheroes" are currently operating in the US

Morons that hide behind their screens and illusions of grandeur on the internet. I bet most of these naysayers spend their days getting high, playing on their top of the line consoles and chatting all day on the newest brand of cellphone...pffft!

Funny how they complain about people like these yet they spend most their days on a website called SuperheroHype. Pathetic really! :whatever:

These people are idiots, ok? They may not be hurting anyone else, yet, but at some point, it's very likely they will get themselves hurt or killed. I imagine it playing out something like this...

Mugger: Give me your f**king wallet, b**ch!

Girl: Here, take it, just dont hurt me!

*idiot in mask runs up*

Idiot in mask: Unhand her, fiend!

Mugger: What the f**k?

*mugger shoots idiot in mask in face, then shoots the girl in face too, as he is freaking the f**k out*
 
I seriously cant wait to see some nut ball who thinks he's a supervillain kill one of these morons families. Maybe that'll cause these idiots to wake the f**k up and start living in the real world.

One step over the line...one step over the line...
 
Heh. "Direction Man". It's like something out of MYSTERY MEN.
 
It's only meant to go to those naysayers who complain about everything that's not "cool" and done like they would.
It has nothing to do with "cool", has more to do with "sane", "rational", "within the bounds of reason" and "having a clear distinction of where reality ends and fantasy begins".
 
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But then, there's also this guy -

"REAL-LIFE BATMAN FIGHTING BAD GUYS IN NEW YORK
by George Pike
Weekly World News


Holy nutcase! Man patrols streets in bodysuit, mask -- and a cape!

An obsessed crimefighter is roaming the streets of New York City at night beating up burglars, muggers and drug dealers -- while wearing a costume just like the movie superhero Batman!

"This fellow is a one-man vigilante team," a police insider said. "Last week he broke into a crack house and beat the hell out of a couple of well-known drug dealers.

"We have a dozen witnesses who have seen the fellow in the last two weeks and they all say the same thing: The guy's a bodybuilder, he's dressed up in a black outfit with a cape and wears a mask just like Batman wore in the movies."

The mysterious figure's most highly publicized act of heroism came last week when he broke up an armed robbery at a fast-food restaurant, knocking out two would-be robbers in the process. "When our officers arrived on the scene one of the thieves was unconscious and the other was so groggy that he didn't know where he was," the police source said. "This Batman fellow had worked them over pretty good."

Officials are unsure how to deal with the crimefighter, who has gained a devoted cult following in some New York neighborhoods. "Our problem is that this guy is breaking the law, but if we throw him in jail we'll look like the bad guys," the anonymous policeman said.

"But we can't allow him to go around making his own laws. And the fact that he wears a superhero costume shows that he is probably mentally unstable."

Police psychologists say the real-life Batman fits the profile of an angry crime victim who is fighting back.

"You see this a lot when someone has been victimized. But this guy is obviously obsessed in a twisted, almost frightening kind of way. It appears he truly believes he is Batman."

Witnesses say the Batman is highly skilled in the martial arts and has no trouble overpowering the criminals he attacks. "One couple said they were being mugged when the Batman jumped out from behind a tree, kicked the gun from the mugger's hand, put him into a headlock and rammed him into a tree."

"But in that case, as always, by the time the police got there the Batman was gone."


http://the_twinz.tripod.com/batman.htm

:dry:
 
:lmao: why don't I ever see these kind of people roaming in the city
 
Its "Weekly World News". The same newspaper that puts stories out there about Aliens shaking hands with Bill Clinton.
 
Well if something like that is true, then some of these super heroes are serious. It's not just kid stuff.

Officially, I will be the first Super Villain then..Call me the Wrecker because I'm gonna wreck their dreams of heroism by doing illegal stuff that can only piss them off. Stuff like:

-Standing on a keep off the grass area!
-Brining 13 items to a 10 item or less line!! That's not even reasonable!
-Feeding the *insert animal from a "Don't feed the *insert animal*" sign*!
-Tearing that tag off of mattresses and pillows that says "Don't remove under penalty of law!"
-Loitering!
-Litering.....BIODEGRADABLE PRODUCTS!! BWAHAHAHA!!
-Finding out their true identities!!

Those heroes will crumble at my feet. And if there's any female heroes, once I capture them...I will do what comic book villains aren't allowed to...

MAKE THEM MAKE ME SAMMICHES.....with provolone cheese and honey mustard!!!
 
I'm becoming a real super-villain now..

you can call me the Quizer.. I will quiz these heroes:
What does Cleveland a river have in common?
 
Well if something like that is true, then some of these super heroes are serious. It's not just kid stuff.

Officially, I will be the first Super Villain then..Call me the Wrecker because I'm gonna wreck their dreams of heroism by doing illegal stuff that can only piss them off. Stuff like:

-Standing on a keep off the grass area!
-Brining 13 items to a 10 item or less line!! That's not even reasonable!
-Feeding the *insert animal from a "Don't feed the *insert animal*" sign*!
-Tearing that tag off of mattresses and pillows that says "Don't remove under penalty of law!"
-Loitering!
-Litering.....BIODEGRADABLE PRODUCTS!! BWAHAHAHA!!
-Finding out their true identities!!

Those heroes will crumble at my feet. And if there's any female heroes, once I capture them...I will do what comic book villains aren't allowed to...

MAKE THEM MAKE ME SAMMICHES.....with provolone cheese and honey mustard!!!


I'm becoming a real super-villain now..

you can call me the Quizer.. I will quiz these heroes:
What does Cleveland a river have in common?

you heartless bastards. my mother was raped by a quiz, my father was found loitered to death. :cmad:
 
My first Super Villain team-up, Awesome!!

Now to go buy a baby a balloon and then pop it, or a child in summer an ice cream cone and then toss it in a lake!
 
Seriously though, if people are going to be this serious about super heroism, then someone should make better Super Hero video games.
 
"The Batman" made my day.

It actually makes me smile knowing there are complete nutcases out there dishing out random acts of mis-informed justice :up:

In all seriousness one day one of these 'Superheroes' will take it too far and end up like a 'Punisher' type. A murderous vigilante.

And that's when the fun begins :twisted:
 
^^^ its fake man, its from "Weekly World News". Its parody news, they are the same newspaper that run stories on "Bat Boy found in cave".
 
^^^ its fake man, its from "Weekly World News". Its parody news, they are the same newspaper that run stories on "Bat Boy found in cave".

Stop ruining my fantasy world!

*runs off with fingers in ears shouting 'LALALALA'*
 
^^^ its fake man, its from "Weekly World News". Its parody news, they are the same newspaper that run stories on "Bat Boy found in cave".
They're not a parody, they're just as reliable as FOX News.



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