Up to 200 "superheroes" are currently operating in the US

[AlteredEgo]

This list is not totally accurate. I know there's a dude in Minnesota, but I'm not seeing him on here.

sure there is... just "some dude" eh? your secret is safe with me, SS... or should i call you... MINNESOTA MAN?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Why don't we form a World Supervillain Registry, find these guys, and put them to some real work?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

If we do, I claim ownership to the names "The Cunning Linguist" and "Dr. McLovin".

 

[Scarlet spidey]

sure there is... just "some dude" eh? your secret is safe with me, SS... or should i call you... MINNESOTA MAN?

You have no idea how many times I've saved Minnesota.

 

[Master Chief]

Why don't we form a World Supervillain Registry, find these guys, and put them to some real work?

If you hook it up, I will sign up.

Jeez. You wanna help you don't need all the theatrics.

They should hire a web designer to fix up their site.

 

[pyromaniac]

Funny, this reminds me of Watchmen.

 

[xisaacx]

Was this thread rez called for?

Are half the threads ever really called for?

 

[xisaacx]

That's how it would pretty much have to be in order for someone like this to survive...

Id rather have someone help clean up society than hurt it. If you see a guy raping a girl, and blow his head off...I wouldn't complain

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Citizen Prime is just about the money, I've yet to read anything where he's done anything minus showings.

 

[Troy_Parker]

This is kind of cool......t:

 

[moraldeficiency]

I see mysterion no where on this listing...

 

[BlackLantern]

Citizen Prime is just about the money, I've yet to read anything where he's done anything minus showings.

He's the one in Salt Lake City, right?? I saw a thing on Current about him

 

[Cunning Stunts]

If you hook it up, I will sign up.

Jeez. You wanna help you don't need all the theatrics.

They should hire a web designer to fix up their site.

Let's get a thread made for this. I'm clueless as to web design, so we should definitely get a team together for this.

I give up my two previously claimed names, and I'm registering the names "Red Ring of Death" and "Blue Screen of Death."

In the immortal words of McLovin: "Let's show these ****ers how we ROLL!"

 

[Captainhulk]

Man Buys Unitard, Declares Himself a Superhero

Posted Apr 28th 2009 4:30PM by TMZ Staff

This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.
Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.
Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.
But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.
The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.
But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.
Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."
So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/28/man-buys-unitard-declares-himself-a-superhero/#comments
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[Lestat de Lioncourt]

Yeaaaaaaaah. About that.

 

[IRON_Lad]

Waits for someone to defend him

 

[LeperMessiah]

I love this guy's pose. He's just like 'Fear me, Evil Doers!'.
Though I gotta say, if I met this guy, I wouldn't know whether to high five him or beat his face into the floor for such a stupid costume.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Wow...

He puts the tard in Unitard.

 

[Sentinel X]

LMAO!!!...Shadow Hare HAHAHA!!

I might see Master Legend depending where he is. I kind of do wish superheroes did exist, that would be cool. But this reminds me of an episode of CSI...or Law and Order, this guy was being a superhero and ended up getting killed

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wasn't he in a Sonic the Hedgehog game?

 

[Sentinel X]

Wait-- he has a myspace....and his friends are probably some of the superheroes in the legion.

http://www.myspace.com/shadow_hare



I like wall creepers outfit though.

 

[Ugfugly]

I love this guy's pose. He's just like 'Fear me, Evil Doers!'.
Though I gotta say, if I met this guy, I wouldn't know whether to high five him or beat his face into the floor for such a stupid costume.

Oh wow. You must be subscribed to this the ITG amirite?

Seriously, what have you all done to make your society better lately? You have to give these guys credit, despite their shortcomings they are out there doing something positive.

 

[DeGenerate10]

Roaming the streets of Cincinnati? The Bengals will kill him within the week.

*Looks at Chris Henry*

 

[Mister Sinister]

It's all well and good until one of them gets thrown through a window.

 

[LeperMessiah]

Oh wow. You must be subscribed to this the ITG amirite?


Seriously, what have you all done to make your society better lately? You have to give these guys credit, despite their shortcomings they are out there doing something positive.

Well, I'm a member of a social service called Chao Yang, which is a program where kids from my school go to a government built school called Chao Yang, and help children learn and play and so forth.
You see, the kids at Chao Yang come from families who cannot afford to educate their kids, so my government does it for them, free of charge, but only up to a certain limit at which point they can take care of themselves.

So, thats what I do for my society. It's not much, but I'm 16, not only am I allowed to act like a Tough Internet Guy (us teens are pretty stupid), but I'm also not expected to do anything particularly important for my society, especially dress up and beat up bad guys.