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http://www.livescience.com/othernews/061025_vampire_debunk.html

Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says

By Sara Goudarzi
LiveScience Staff Writer
posted: 25 October 2006
01:50 pm ET

A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.

University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.

Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.

Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

If mortality rates were taken into consideration, the population would disappear much faster. Even an unrealistically high reproduction rate couldn't counteract this effect.

"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."

So whatever you think you see prowling around on Oct. 31, it most certainly won't turn you into a vampire.
 
plus he's not taking vampire hunters into account.
 
Anyone who "celebrates" Halloween has too much time on their hands.
 
How do people get paid for this?
 
Pfft, they're wrong, Vampires are real. I saw one the other day and it hissed at me and chased me.
 
Dope Nose said:
Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.

They really should do their homework, as there are many ways to become a vampire, and this ain't one. First off, most legends state that you must be killed by a vampire to become one. Second, vampires, like other predators, would compete for their food, which would no doubt lead to the older (and usually accepted to be more powerful) vampires would kill the younger, less powerful ones to thwart the weaker ones from 'stealing' food. Plus, what would the vampires gain from wiping out their food source completely?
 
Dope Nose said:
http://www.livescience.com/othernews/061025_vampire_debunk.html

Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says

By Sara Goudarzi
LiveScience Staff Writer
posted: 25 October 2006
01:50 pm ET

A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.

University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.

Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.

Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

If mortality rates were taken into consideration, the population would disappear much faster. Even an unrealistically high reproduction rate couldn't counteract this effect.

"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."

So whatever you think you see prowling around on Oct. 31, it most certainly won't turn you into a vampire.

to become a vampire, you must be bitten, then drink the blood of the vampire that bit you. mostly vampires just kill people without turning them. if a scientist is going to waste his time and reputation on something like this, he might want to be at least somewhat familiar with the commonly accepted rules of the fiction.
 
"So to conclude today's lecture kids. Don't use your imagination. Keep it real, because if you do use your imagination. Well, then I will be forced to kill you."

I swear to god Imagination is dying with everyday that goes by. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
There are so many inconsistencies in how to become a vampire that no one way can be entirely discredited.
 
venom4life said:
Wait until the vampires give the researcher a visit.

researcher- but...your existence is mathematically impossible, and you exist. therefore, math is wrong. what does 2+2 really equal?!!!

reaserchers head explodes.
 
This news makes the vampires sad :(
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Dew k. Mosi said:
This news makes the vampires sad :(
How would you feel if you found out there was no way you could exist? :csad:
 
Vampires are a bunch of emo sissy crybabies.

Play your My Chemical Romance albums and cut yourselves, you whiney vampire ****s.
 
not the lost boy vampires. they're bad muthaf**kers. they'd kick lestat's ass
 
Dope Nose said:
http://www.livescience.com/othernews/061025_vampire_debunk.html
University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.

Zombies can too exist. A Virus can easily make that happen...now rather the 'zombies' would try and kill you is unknown. Rather they would walk or run is unknown. Hell, rather they could talk is unknown. Vampries and Werewolves...sadly aren't real and probably will never be.
 
Actually there's been alot of strange reports, people being attacked by a group of about ten people or so, victims were apparently eaten. That was on the radio last night, it's crazy!
 
Vampires should go whine about not existing on MySpace.
 
the internet crashes and the emo vampires attack all at once. we better run, while we still can!
 
Attack what? They're emo sissies. They don't attack. They just sit around and mope all day.
 

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