Villains who should have never turned good

[Upset Spideyfan]

Anubis is a racist but I only know that because he refuses to attend Klan meetings with me.

 

[Anubis]

Was that Anubis not being able to take a joke?

Oh far from it. I think you're hilarious.

 

[PhotoJones]

Oh far from it. I think you're hilarious.

Oh, okay. Cool. I thought the tears meant you were sad.

 

[Anubis]

Anubis is a racist but I only know that because he refuses to attend Klan meetings with me.

You always give me those stained sheets to wear. I'm not goin' out hatin' with some dudes spooge on my knee.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

You always give me those stained sheets to wear. I'm not goin' out hatin' with some dudes spooge on my knee.

You'll never make Grand Wizard with that kind of attitude.

 

[Anubis]

Oh, okay. Cool. I thought the tears meant you were sad.

Actually it's because of that smell that's emanating off of you. You know, moldy c**t? But I'm sure you're used to it by now.

 

[PhotoJones]

Actually it's because of that smell that's emanating off of you. You know, moldy c**t? But I'm sure you're used to it by now.

I wouldn't know what that smelled like, dude. It doesn't surprise me that you would, though. What you're actually smelling is my **** because I've got my laptop with me while on on the pot. And if the girls you've been messing around with have this smell radiating from their lady parts, I feel very, very bad for you.

 

[Anubis]

Look man, it's okay. I understand. It's hard being a big p***y. Finding feminine products large enough to handle your unique physique must be a b***h. But please, get a Sam's club card, Buy *****es in bulk. Rob a car freshener factory, do something. It's......it's just that it's becoming a problem, and you should really take care of it.

 

[PhotoJones]

Wow...that was even lamer than what I was expecting.

 

[Anubis]

You'll never make Grand Wizard with that kind of attitude.

Well, I've never been much of a joiner, or a leader of men, or a guy who knows much about flan.

 

[Norman Osborn]

I wouldn't know what that smelled like, dude. It doesn't surprise me that you would, though. What you're actually smelling is my **** because I've got my laptop with me while on on the pot. And if the girls you've been messing around with have this smell radiating from their lady parts, I feel very, very bad for you.

Comics, laptops??....what the hell do you do in the john?...never mind

 

[Anubis]

Wow...that was even lamer than what I was expecting.

It's okay funky britches. We aren't judging you. Not to your face anyway.

 

[PhotoJones]

Comics, laptops??....what the hell do you do in the john?...never mind

Read?

It's okay funky britches. We aren't judging you. Not to your face anyway.

I'm not that one that equates the smell of **** to the smell of vagina. I'm sorry, bro, but I got you beat.

 

[Norman Osborn]

Read?

.

With a laptop?.....do you stay in there for months at a time?

 

[Anubis]

No, no, no, i'm implying that you are a big **** smelling vagina. That in and of itself is disturbing enough to be a good insult.

 

[Anubis]

With a laptop?.....do you stay in there for months at a time?

Well, he does eat a lot of Mexican.

 

[PhotoJones]

With a laptop?.....do you stay in there for months at a time?

I eat a lot of red meat.

No, no, no, i'm implying that you are a big **** smelling vagina. That in and of itself is disturbing enough to be a good insult.

Right. But your initial insult wasn't good enough and I made a better one, turning it back around on you. Then you tripped over yourself, trying to think of some better insults to no avail. I would say "Try to keep up," but I'm smarter than you, so I'll just say, "Give up."