Dude. This is the internet. Can't take it, go to another thread (which would be ironic, wouldntit?). See, I used to be you (I'm actually kinda infamous for my threads about the 'Zelda fan film' I made - or didn't make [shut up

] - when I was your age - and, I'm assuming you're thirteen here), and let me tell ya, this ain't gonna end well. Trust me, dude.
Cut your losses, and stop getting offended over your momma jokes. 'Cause, if you get offended by a 'your mama' joke, you're sad, no matter what experiences you've had. Again, trust me. My mom's gay.
Word to ya motha'.