Wackiest Excuse Ever

[OverMyHead]

I just got this idea from Reader's Digest. People seem to get more creative when they're writing or making up excuses. So, guys, what's the weirdest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, most creative excuse you could ever think of to the question: "Why can't you submit your homework / paper today?"

PS., It could be weird, funny, silly, wacky, and creative all at the same time, or it could be any number of these numerous adjectives...well, you get it.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I never used this one, but I heard it. "My dog had puppies."

 

[Canadian Rider]

See ... much better to take the time to explain yourself.

Then people want to play along.

"i'm sorry. I didn't get it done on time because I couldn't print it off."

Wow the early days of computing were great!

 

[Hades]

I was raped by a stranger, and my grandma died.

It was uncle Herman at the funeral

If you don't believe me I'll sue you for furthering to my emotional distress

 

[redmarvel]

My paper was completed, but then my hard drive got fried during the last storm and I don't have a recent backup...

(Does anyone actually back up their hard drives on a regular basis?)

 

[Kyalesyin]

They never accepted computer failure as an excuse in my school. My best one was always 'my baby cousin got hold of it' which worked well because everyone knew how big my family is. There were always cousins around.

 

[blind_fury]

My hookers swallowed it?

 

[Ken Kutagari]

Simple: I go home before that class

 

[Arcturus]

Q: Where are you going?

A: I have to return some video tapes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Best one I've heard was in the news.
A guy got arrested when he was found in a park naked with a dog doing him from behind.
He was crying and explained that he was just walking through the park, and this mad animal jumpoed on him, knocked him down, pulled his pants off and raped him.
Yes, the dog raped this poor, innocent man.

So someday I want to make a Horror movie about the rapist dog.
So hot!

 

[Sugarculted]

Ah, when my friend couldn't be bothered to hand in his graphics work:

'i was attacked by a bunch of pigeons and they stole my homework'

 

[Kyalesyin]

Ah, when my friend couldn't be bothered to hand in his graphics work:

'i was attacked by a bunch of pigeons and they stole my homework'

He shoulda said seagulls. Much more convincing.

 

[chamber-music]

I had piles. No one ever questions piles.