Wait. Is Tom Hanks dead?

[vibeke_T]

really...did he die in New Zealand?

 

[Ronny Shade]

WTf???

 

[SuperFerret]

What?

 

[triplefive]

um, i'm not seeing anything about it on major news websites right now.

 

[Kipobe]

Let's bloody well hope so!

 

[Ben Urich]

I can't find any headlines anywhere.

 

[jaguarr]

There's nothing on CNN.com about it, which there definitely would be if it were true. Damn rumor mongerer's.

jag

 

[Hades]

http://www.cinematical.com/2005/08/02/tom-hanks-is-dead-fake-premiere-in-60-seconds/

 

[kingman]

A report is swirling around the Internet that Tom Hanks died this morning after falling off a cliff in New Zealand during a movie shoot. TMZ is told by New Zealand authorities that the report is totally bogus.

An official from Interpol, the police in Wellington, New Zealand, confirms to TMZ that no report of an accidental death has been taken and they are certain no such incident occurred.

TMZ has obtained a photo of Tom Hanks taken just yesterday in Ontario, California, during the filming of "Charlie Wilson's War."

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/16/bogus-report-that-tom-hanks-died/

 

[Kipobe]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/board/threads/

 

[sassycat]

I did a quick web search and found this : http://www.cinematical.com/2005/08/02/tom-hanks-is-dead-fake-premiere-in-60-seconds/


Tom Hanks is dead: Fake Premiere in 60 seconds

Posted Aug 2nd 2005 6:22PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Premiere in 60 Seconds, Newsstand

The Harvard Lampoon is at it again, making an entire fake issue of a real magazine. This time it's Premiere. Some highlights:

* The cover has a stark black and white picture of Tom Hanks with the caption, "Remembering Tom Hanks."
* The BackStory section has "Movies, I'm Lovin' It," which are quotes about movies from celebs. From Robert Downey Jr.: "Movies provide a temporary escape...from prison."
* A rundown on Kevin Spacey's next roles, including Beyond The Sea 2 which takes place on a beach..."for nudes."
* New movies coming soon: Undercover Pope, with Martin Lawrence; The Stenographer, with Keanu Reeves, Doofus, with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, and a disaster flick called Erosion! with Bill Pullman and Morgan Freeman.
* Lindsay Lohan on doing nude scenes: "Nude scenes are actually completely boring and technical. You just take the pills they give you and when you wake up three hours later, you don't know what the hell happened."

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Jesus, don't scare me like that.

 

[vibeke_T]

yay

 

[triplefive]

Ah, I forgot about gossip sites.


TOM HANKS = NOT DEAD.

 

[redmarvel]

In other words... nope, just his acting ability.

 

[sassycat]

Whoops beat me to it Hades

 

[Hades]

Whoops beat me to it Hades

Damn right

Hades always finishes first

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Lindsay Lohan on doing nude scenes: "Nude scenes are actually completely boring and technical. You just take the pills they give you and when you wake up three hours later, you don't know what the hell happened."

Hahahaha

 

[jaguarr]

Moral of the story: vibeke is gullible. *tucks away information for future use*

jag

 

[vibeke_T]

Moral of the story: vibeke is gullible. *tucks away information for future use*

jag

boo.

i was hoping it wasnt true

 

[Mister Sinister]

* Lindsay Lohan on doing nude scenes: "Nude scenes are actually completely boring and technical. You just take the pills they give you and when you wake up three hours later, you don't know what the hell happened."

.

 

[black_dust]

I liked Tom when he used to be funny, Ala Big... The Burbs... Money pit and so on

 

[Lackey]

who's Tom Hanks?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Heh, "Movies provide a temporary escape...from prison."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

who's Tom Hanks?

He was one of the small-dicked guys in Bachelor Party.