We need to stop the penguins

[KevanG]

The rules need to be updated to keep out this non-human vermin amongst us.

 

[Bat-Mite]

I am a Penguin and I find this very offensive.

I find penguins very offensive. Get off of my planet and take your tuxedo with you!

 

[Teelie]

Slap fight!

 

[KevanG]

We need that for the Bat boards when they get out of hand (aka since Afflack was announced).

 

[Teelie]

You may want to include this one somewhere then when someone gets too argumentative.

 

[KevanG]

We'll use that when they get huffy and leave or decide to cut losses and book it.

 

[Breogan]

@ the OP, admit it this was you wasn't it.

Now you're just afraid they're coming after you again...

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

I find penguins very offensive. Get off of my planet and take your tuxedo with you!

You racist!

 

[Sundancer]

The penguin is my power animal. Last night, during support group meditation, it told me to slide.

 

[Bat-Mite]

You racist!

Oh, I am coming for you, "bro."

You and all the others, and I'm bringing millions of gallons of delicious syrup with me. I am literally going to turn Antarctica into the world's largest popsicle and will watch as you gobble up your own suddenly scrumptious habitat. You will be left with nothing.

And I, I will look at the portrait of my dear son that you all took from me, and I will say, "We did it, Percival. We really did it. We got them all."

 

[Sawyer]

Nope, you started it. Now finish it.

Oh, don't worry. I will...

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

Oh, I am coming for you, "bro."

You and all the others, and I'm bringing millions of gallons of delicious syrup with me. I am literally going to turn Antarctica into the world's largest popsicle and will watch as you gobble up your own suddenly scrumptious habitat. You will be left with nothing.

And I, I will look at the portrait of my dear son that you all took from me, and I will say, "We did it, Percival. We really did it. We got them all."

You think you can underestimate us? We Penguins are strong in heart. Size does not matter, you come to out doorstep, we will strike back. We have brothers from all across the pond! We will band together to face the threat you bring to us. We have the resources, we have the brains and we will beat you against whatever weaponry you throw at us.

And in the case that you do harm us significantly with your syrup, your defense won't be ready for our counter-attack of giant robot Polar Bears; destroying every single threat you pose against us.

You will not win, human! For every human you save from OUR ARMY - we will kill a million more.

The revolution is here, Penguins are on the verge of dominating and rising against the fellow man after a long and arduous wait. We will rise and as overlords, you will accept your new life and in time, you will join us, in time, you will help the world become better and accomplish wonders none of you could do on your own. The end of human tomfoolery is nigh and the penguin revolution is what will be our salvation.

#PenguinRevolution

 

[Superman 1265]

@ the OP, admit it this was you wasn't it.

Now you're just afraid they're coming after you again...

Pfft, you wish.

Even if that was me, I wouldn't need that experience to know the threat of the penguins.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You shall be the first to go, superman numbers

 

[SpideyFan866]

Happy Feet ruined Penguins forever.

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's them Rockhoppers you gotta watch out for. Them sumb****es are cuh-razy

 

[Superman 1265]

You shall be the first to go, superman numbers

You're a filthy traitor to the human race, that's why we'll get you first.

 

[Ultimatehero]

It's them Rockhoppers you gotta watch out for. Them sumb****es are cuh-razy

Those remind me of these:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

THE KILLER PENGUINS ARE COMING!!!!

 

[Silvermoth]

Turns to Silvermoth:
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I'm offensive and I find this thread penguin

 

[Superman 1265]

We finally have allies in our war against these tuxedo wearing miscreants.

 

[Ultimatehero]

 

[Superman 1265]

So we'll use the Yogi Bear film as a way to scare them?
Great idea.

 

[Ultimatehero]

I didn't say that.

Yogi can just put them in his picnic basket!

 

[Superman 1265]

The picnic basket's too good for 'em!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I think yogi's a little busy