We need to stop the penguins

[MrMaooz]

If they invade, I hope they do it like this.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

That would be adorable.

 

[Duke]

If they invade, I hope they do it like this.

That would be adorable.

I think I'd rent a tuxedo for the occasion to fit or blend in with the penguins.

 

[Breogan]

Pfft, you wish. Even if that was me, I wouldn't need that experience to know the threat of the penguins.

You?

We finally have allies in our war against these tuxedo wearing miscreants.

Flying Bears awesome, you can probably trust the polar bears too since they eat penguins, but what side are these guys on, they wear the same suit?

You just don't know.

 

[Superman 1265]

Nope. That's not me either. And the pandas are our secret agents uncovering info about the penguins.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

We've known that for years, why else do you think they're slowly but surely becoming extinct

 

[Superman 1265]

Son.....Of.....A.....*****. I was wondering why they haven't reported back yet!

 

[Victarion]

I blame the Cthulhu thread and the cultists thereabouts. I've got our backs:

(PS: Catchpa for uploading this to tinypic was socially awesome penguin)

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I blame the Cthulhu thread and the cultists thereabouts. I've got our backs:

(PS: Catchpa for uploading this to tinypic was socially awesome penguin)

What on earth is that?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What on earth is that?

That's a pic of the last species the Penguins made extinct.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Yep. So you better mind your p's and q's, buster

 

[Ultimatehero]

That's a pic of the last species the Penguins made extinct.

That could be a movie actually. Scifi. But, still interesting.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That could be a movie actually. Scifi. But, still interesting.

SYFY, would be more accurate, but point taken.

 

[Victarion]

What on earth is that?

A K'Chain Che Malle, one of the K'ell Hunters, from the Malazan Book of the Fallen (GRRM's grit, with more body horror and a sword and sorcery styled world). @Ultimate Hero: You could take bits from any of the books and make a good movie, but a straight adaption would likely implode on itself.

 

[bullets]

The battle cry.

[YT]VicaTVEeyPk[/YT]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The sound of the death of man's dominion over the Earth!!!

 

[Bat-Mite]

You think you can underestimate us? We Penguins are strong in heart. Size does not matter, you come to out doorstep, we will strike back. We have brothers from all across the pond! We will band together to face the threat you bring to us. We have the resources, we have the brains and we will beat you against whatever weaponry you throw at us.

And in the case that you do harm us significantly with your syrup, your defense won't be ready for our counter-attack of giant robot Polar Bears; destroying every single threat you pose against us.

You will not win, human! For every human you save from OUR ARMY - we will kill a million more.

The revolution is here, Penguins are on the verge of dominating and rising against the fellow man after a long and arduous wait. We will rise and as overlords, you will accept your new life and in time, you will join us, in time, you will help the world become better and accomplish wonders none of you could do on your own. The end of human tomfoolery is nigh and the penguin revolution is what will be our salvation.

#PenguinRevolution

Oh, it is ON, son. It is so on! We will now unleash Wilford Brimley upon you birdfish. You won't even see him coming because he's so easily mistaken for a walrus. Also, he is used to arctic conditions due to his role in The Thing.

We finally have allies in our war against these tuxedo wearing miscreants.

Yes, and the Brimley will be riding upon one of these when he makes his devastating attack on penguinkind. They have no hope.

 

[Superman 1265]

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[Superman 1265]

Bumping because this is still relevant and always will be.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

 

[KevanG]

Bad Gunter!

This reminds me of the episode when Gunter takes over everything.

 

[Superman 1265]

 

[jaymes_e06]

[YT]9hqAp3wiSyg[/YT]
I win.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

A Twerking Penguin sounds like either the greatest or worst drink to order at a bar in Nome, Alaska.

 

[Superman 1265]

A Twerking Penguin sounds like either the greatest or worst drink to order at a bar in Nome, Alaska.

Miley Cyrus in a penguin suit.