We need to stop the penguins

[KevanG]

Stop being paranoid guys. The only time a a penguin was ever in trouble was when he was a jewel thief and he was caught and punished.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What about the time an army of rocket armed penguins attacked a major American city and attempted to round up all the first born children and execute them?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Actually, a bunch of clowns tried to steal the children. Because clowns are villainous scum and the vilest skurge to be regurgitated from hell

 

[KevanG]

Yeah, besides some furry came by and beat up the clowns. The penguins were radio controlled from what I heard.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The war between Furries and Clowns rages to this day because of that incident... Just as those awkward walking little webfooted mofos planned!

 

[Slushy]

Superman, we coming for you, n*gga!

 

[jaymes_e06]

Great now the penguins are racist... :/

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Everyones a little bit racist

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All races should unite against the Penguin Menace. (Not to self: Start writing screenplay titled THE PENGUIN MENACE. Send to George Lucas.)

 

[Superman 1265]

Superman, we coming for you, n*gga!

Oh yeah? Have at thee!

 

[Superman 1265]

Oh and DS... You're next...

..... Once I build up an immunity to your stupid sexy Emma avy.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Not gonna happen brah, trust me, I've tried

 

[jaymes_e06]

...Seriously that could be used as porn for a sperm bank.

 

[The_Manhunter]

That's discrimination. A law suit is the last thing the hype needs, not after the shemtov debacle...lets just stone him in an alley instead.

shemtov debacle?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Why, are you shemtov

 

[Superman 1265]

Never forget the trouble these *******s caused Yoshi when all he was trying to do was help baby Mario find his parents.

 

[KevanG]

Baby Mario deserved to be left behind. The penguins just tried to help Yoshi realize that.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's true. Baby Mario's an assh***

 

[DarkSentinel]

Actually, a bunch of clowns tried to steal the children. Because clowns are villainous scum and the vilest scourge to be regurgitated from hell

Fixed t:

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's true. Baby Mario's an assh***

I will give that to penguins... They DID know Baby Mario was a huge *****e before the rest of us... BECAUSE BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER!!

Ohhh... PENGUIN BURN!!!

 

[Breogan]

And so it begins....http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=470151

Relevance? Look for it, it's in there.

And fyi I'd have no problem with that. Not because I particularly like penguins, I could care less how people portray Snt. Santa , but knowing it might upset those who would care, then a penguin is probably the best way to do it!

 

[TheBat812]

 

[Superman 1265]

See, penguins are even *******s to their own kind.

 

[Superman 1265]

They are known to be enemies... But little do people know that the penguins ****ing started it by doing **** like this, *****.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The South Pole... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...