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Christopher Columbus's Flagship, The Santa Maria, Has Been Found

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In what's being heralded as one of the most significant underwater discoveries in history, the wreck of Christopher Columbus's flagship, the Santa Maria, has been discovered lying at the bottom of the sea off the north coast of Haiti.

"All the geographical, underwater topography and archaeological evidence strongly suggests that this wreck is Columbus' famous flagship, the Santa Maria," said lead archaeological investigator Barry Clifford.

This news is being reported as an exclusive by the UK's Independent.

To date, Clifford and his team have carried out non-invasive surveys of the supposed wreck, but the evidence gathered so far has been substantial. It's in the right location as described by Columbus in his diary as it relates to his fort. The ship sank off the northern coast of Haiti in 1492 shortly after Columbus's discovery of the New World. It was one of three ships to make the journey.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...lumbuss-flagship-the-santa-maria-9359330.html

That is a cool find
 
Only took them a few centuries to find it too.
 
A Quadriplegic Racer Will Steer a Stingray With His Head at the Indy 500

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It takes a special breed to enter the Indy 500, but to attempt to do so without the use of your arms or legs is simply out of the question. Until now, that is. With the aid of his semi-autonomous race car, former Indy Racing League driver Sam Schmidt is in it to win it—or at least the four promotional laps he'll be racing before the actual event.

Schmidt, who became a quadriplegic after crashing at Florida's Walt Disney World Speedway in January 2000, is now racing as part of the Arrow SAM (semi-autonomous motorcar) Project. This collaboration brings together Arrow Electronics, Ball Aerospace, Schmidt Peterson Motorsports, the Air Force Research Laboratory, and the nonprofit Falci Adaptive Motorsports in an attempt to return the ability to drive to physically disabled motorists.

The car, a 2014 Corvette C7 Stingray, has been retrofitted with a number of new systems ahead of the race, most notably the ingenious steering and speed controls. The system actually works much the same way as the Eurofighter Typhoon's helmet HUD does: an array of helmet-mounted reflective infrared markers allow a series of overhead cameras to track and measure the movements of the driver's head. Tilting his head left or right, Schmidt steers the car in the same direction; tilting his head back accelerates while biting down on a mouth tube applies the brakes. These commands are fed through an on-board computer which activates servos that physically turn the wheel and work the pedals.

The SAM has already been certified safe for the race. Its GPS warning system will alert Schmidt if he strays within a meter of the edge of the track and forcibly correct his steering if the car continues to drift. What's more, a safety officer will be riding shotgun and will be able to take control using driving instructor controls if necessary. And if they are both somehow rendered incapacitated, the car can also be controlled remotely from the pit.

Arrow hopes to one day integrate these systems into everyday automobiles as well as in industrial and military applications, but first, Schmidt's going to need to drink some milk.

http://www.cnet.com/news/quadriplegic-racer-sam-schmidt-to-drive-at-indy-500-by-head-tilts-alone/

Pretty cool
 
A Design Flaw Is Turning the London Shard Hotel Into a Voyeur's Dream

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You'd think staying in the tallest skyscraper in London would afford you some privacy. But visitors at the newly-opened hotel inside of the Shard are being creeped out by the bizarre effects of a simple design flaw—which reflects the view inside of certain rooms directly onto the windows of nearby guests at night.

According to The Guardian, a mistake in architect Renzo Piano's detailing means that visitors to the Shangri-La Hotel are getting a perfect view into other rooms. And this isn't your average Rear Window-type of situation you might find at hotels like the Standard in Manhattan, where guests knowingly show off inside of their glass-walled rooms. Because, in this case, visitors don't realize they're on display.

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You see, the edges of Piano's Shard jut out past the flat planes of the building's facade—it's a formal flourish that gives the building its crystalline appearance. But when the lights are on in any given room, the projecting glass edges act as mirrors beaming a reflection of one room's interior onto the windows of another.

The hotel's manager, presumably in a state of extreme panic, had the following to say about the little issue: "In some rooms, due to the unique shape of the Shard, guests may be able to glimpse into a neighbour's room. For this, blinds are available for guest privacy." That's a sadly earnest comment—after all, here in New York, hotels actually use exhibitionism as a sales pitch.

http://www.theguardian.com/artandde...shangri-la-guests-see-into-others-hotel-rooms

Seems like a pretty big fudge up. I guess it's one of those things that you don't know it will happen until after it's built
 
Russia Will Shut Down All U.S. GPS Stations Within Its Borders

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Russia Today has unconfirmed reports that Russia announced today a plan to shut down all 11 American-run GPS stations within Russian territory starting June 1st. Russia has also threatened to stop supplying the rocket engines the U.S. uses to launch military satellites into orbit.

Allegedly, Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced the move in response to the U.S.'s refusal to allow Russia to build a signal correction station for its GLONASS satellite navigation system on U.S. territory. Interactions regarding the two nations' space programs have been particularly rocky lately, in no part helped by the fact that the U.S. relies on Russian rockets to send astronauts to the International Space Station and launch military satellites into orbit.

http://rt.com/news/158680-russia-usa-rocket-gps/

Seems like we are well on our way to Cold War 2.0
 
That Ice Cream Truck Song From Your Childhood Is Actually Racist

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One of America's great pastimes—chasing after the ice cream truck as a kid while it rolled down your block, after which you'd devour each scoop with friends on a hot summer day—may not be as innocent as you remember. NPR recently unearthed troubling news about the beloved jingle that blares from ice cream trucks all across America.

The tune that defined many a childhood summer, Theodore R. Johnson writes, was popularized through a century of blackface minstrelsy, peaking with a version written by Harry C. Browne in 1916 and released on Columbia Records, under the title "****** Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Johnson details the origin of the record:

For his creation, Browne simply used the well-known melody of the early 19th-century song "Turkey in the Straw," which dates back to the even older and traditional British song "The (Old) Rose Tree." The tune was brought to America's colonies by Scots-Irish immigrants who settled along the Appalachian Trail and added lyrics that mirrored their new lifestyle.

The first and natural inclination, of course, is to assume that the ice cream truck song is simply paying homage to "Turkey in the Straw," but the melody reached the nation only after it was appropriated by traveling blackface minstrel shows. There is simply no divorcing the song from the dozens of decades it was almost exclusively used for coming up with new ways to ridicule, and profit from, black people.
Let's just call a spade a spade: the song itself is disgustingly racist, and includes lines like, "Yes, ice cream! Colored man's ice cream: Watermelon" and "There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry coon."

Browne's song descended from a long line of blackface-era music that used the tune. Almost 100 years prior to the Columbia Records release, it was a hit under the name "Zip Coon" (which was later adapted as the sonic framework for "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"). Browne drew on that melody to craft his own track. That "****** Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!" became a sensation is not entirely surprising when you consider America's deep embrace of slavery, segregation, and the idea of The Black Man as Commodity throughout history.

I've written this elsewhere, but it bears repeating: the story of black bodies in a white world is long and complicated, and to even try to understand America's ugly calculus in this post would be too monumental a task. Race, and its relationship to the American fabric, is a complex thing, and as Johnson writes, "it's not new knowledge that matters of race permeate the depths of our history and infiltrate the most innocent of experiences, even the simple pleasure of ice cream."

So, what did we learn today? It's still OK to eat ice cream. It's not OK to be a racist.

Is there anything from back in the day that wasn't racist?
 
Hero Cat Rescues Toddler From Evil Dog

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Important development in the cat vs. dog wars: Yesterday, a toddler riding his bike in his family's driveway was nearly mauled by a neighbor's aggressive dog. But before the dog could do too much damage, Tara, the family's cat, rushed out and scared the much-larger dog away.

A surveillance camera captured the near-attack, which took place in Bakersfield, California.

From ABC 23:

The family's cat, named Tara, rushes the attacking dog and chased it away.

The boy's mother told 23ABC the boy needed a few stitches, but he is doing fine this morning.

She also said the dog belonged to a neighbor and is now under observation.

http://www.turnto23.com/news/local-...om-dog-attack-in-southwest-bakersfield-051414

That cat laid a smack down on that dog. Full vid at the link
 
Cats may act like jerks and may be jerks but will go ape**** when they have to.
 
Random Chunk of Metal Flies Through North Carolina Man's Roof

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A man in Edneyville, North Carolina found a hole in his ceiling the size of a bowling ball after this chunk of metal crashed through the roof and into his bedroom.

WLOS-TV reports that the man picked up the metal and immediately dropped it in fear that it was radioactive. After authorities determined that the metal was not radioactive, they speculated that the unidentified falling object came from an aircraft and sent it to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) for inspection.

The FAA says that the metal likely did not come from an aircraft, leaving people to wonder about its origin.

Tornadoes are known to throw debris hundreds of miles from the storm, but there were no reports of tornadoes within 1000 miles of Edneyville on Monday.

Mysterious objects falling from the sky are not all that uncommon. Scientists have documented over 50 cases of "megacryometeors" — large, unexplained chunks of ice falling from the sky — in the past 14 years. A metal bar fell from the sky and through someone's roof in Seattle in June 2013. Another chunk of metal fell from the sky through the roof of a factory in Massachusetts in 2011.

http://www.wlos.com/shared/news/fea...os_object-crashes-into-home-16216.shtml?wap=0

Kinda sucks knowing that at any moment something can come crashing down from the sky and kill you
 
I'm not much a fan of cats but I have to give props to that one.
 
That is somewhat misleading although it is true. There are those who want to keep their kids with "their own kind" and they aren't all white-skinned either. There's plenty of racial tension between various races for various reasons. Painting it in this way is only part of the larger picture.
 
L.A. "Knee-Deep" in Oil After Pipe Ruptures, Spilling 50,000 Gallons

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An oil pipe in Los Angeles county ruptured early Thursday morning, spilling at least 50,000 gallons of crude oil into streets. The spilled oil covers roughly half a mile in Glendale and is reportedly knee-deep in some areas, according to the Los Angeles Fire Department.

The 20-inch pipeline leaked at about 12:15 am, reportedly shooting oil as high as 30 feet in the air. It was shut down remotely and is no longer leaking, according to the LAFD.

NBC Los Angeles reports that several businesses in the area have been affected; at least one—The Gentlemen's Club—was covered with oil and evacuated.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/50000-gallons-oil-spills-los-angeles-street

Old Jed Clampett must have been firing off his shotgun again.

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One Man's Insane Plan to Make Oculus Rifts for Chickens

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Problem: Too many chickens don't have room to roam around and be happy. Solution: Strap virtual reality headsets onto said chickens so they think they're free-range. No seriously, an assistant professor at Iowa State University seems to think this is a good idea, but he has to be kidding. Right? RIGHT?!

Austin Stewart recently launched a bewilderingly straight-faced website for a project called Second Livestock, a sort of Second Life for farm animals. It would involve outfitting livestock with special Oculus Rift-like devices so that they can enjoy a virtual world of fun and feigned freedom. There's no need for farmers to provide the physical space required for a true free-range experience, you can just fool them. Stewart's is also giving Ted-like presentations to audiences across the Midwest.

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But the more you hear about this so-called Virtual Free Range™ idea, (i.e. anything at all) the more obvious it becomes that it's a joke, or at least some weird social experiment. "It's as much about animal husbandry as it is about human husbandry," Stewart said at one of these talks. "We live in little boxes, we work in little boxes, and then we're engaging in these virtual environments more. Why wouldn't chickens choose the same thing?"

All that said, Stewart's playing it all incredibly straight. He is known for his penchant for absurdity, though, and the Second Livestock project fits neatly into a larger portfolio of projects that look at silly technological solutions to simple human problems. It's still funny to imagine the Kentucky Fried Matrix though.

http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/15/an...mals-the-freedom-to-roam-without-the-roaming/

I truly love good satire used by a smart individual
 
Which Countries Drink the Most If You Ignore Abstainers

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Earlier this week the World Health Organisation ranked the globe's biggest drinking nations—but it didn't quite tell the entire story. This is what the data looks like if you ignore abstainers.

Those pesky non-drinkers skew the average slightly, you see. While most of Belarus—the highest consuming nation according to the WHO—drinks, then, it doesn't mean that it drinks as hard as the minority number of soaks in other countries. So The Economist took the WHO data, stripped out the abstainers, and looked at the results afresh.

Turns out that while almost 90 percent of Chad's population don't drink, the 780,000 drinkers it is home to put away almost 34 liters of pure alcohol a year. Compare that to the Belarus, where people put away just 17.5 liters averaged across the population, and clearly the guys in Chad party pretty damn hard. Similarly for UAE and Gambia. The UK and U.S. still languish down the table, though.

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http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2014/05/daily-chart-8

My middle name is Chad and that's what my family calls me, it all makes sense now :wow: Mind = Blown
 
Swiss wizards can now create holograms using just chocolate

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This is really amazing and beautiful: Chocolate etched with rainbow holograms using a technique that doesn't use additives of any kind, but rather carves specific microstructures into the chocolate's surface that defract light—much the same way that the security holograms on credit cards work.

Developed by Swiss design company, Morphotonix, working with a German chocolate mould manufacturer, the designs are etched onto a metal master mould, from which softer plastic moulds are pressed and are then filled with molten chocolate—not unlike how vinyl records are made.

While both milk and dark chocolate work, some specific varieties are incompatible with the moulding process (because physics). As Morphotonix CEO Veronica Savu explained to New Scientist, "We have been testing it with many types of chocolate. Sometimes it works great and sometimes no matter how hard we try it doesn't mould."

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The hologram technology, which Morphotonix first began developing in 2012, has just been unveiled at the Interpack packaging trade fair in Düsseldorf, Germany. There's no word on when the these shiny, tasty treats will hit store shelves or when the moulds will be available for home chocolatiers.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25557-chocolate-gets-a-rainbowy-holographic-makeover.html

That is simply amazing
 
Streaming Video Junkies Devour Over Half the Traffic on the Internet

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Sandvine just released its twice yearly report on internet traffic, and it's a doozy. While it's no surprise to see mobile growing and Snapchat kicking ass, it's a little bit mind-bending to learn that binge-watching streaming addicts gobble up over half the traffic on the internet in North America. That's a lot of Netflix.

To be specific, the top 15th percentile of internet users accounts for about 54 percent of total monthly network traffic. Sandvine, a sort of Canadian Cisco, labels these folks as "subscribers who exhibit 'cord cutting' behavior" or, simply, "cord cutters." Yes, with the scare quotes. Probably because it's hard to tell who's actually ditched cable versus who just likes to watch video online.

Sandvine admits in the report that while they were "unable to resolve if these subscribers have 'cut the cord,' their usage profile indicates that they are likely using streaming as a primary form of entertainment." And since that top 15th percentile consumes about 100 hours of streaming video a month, 11 times the amount that normal people do, it's hard to imagine when they'd also have time to watch cable.

That's a lot of Netflix—and YouTube and Hulu and everything else. But mostly Netflix, which accounts for over 34 percent of all downstream traffic in the United States. YouTube is a distant second at 13 percent. In total, real-time entertainment makes up nearly 64 percent of total network traffic. And that percentage will only go up as video streaming sites continue to grow.

The Sandvine report includes a few more interesting factoids, like that Snapchat is the most popular messaging app in North America and that Twitch.TV generates more traffic that HBO GO in the United States. Meanwhile, this year's impending World Cup is expected to account for almost half the traffic in Latin American countries. You can download the report for yourself, but honestly, the red in this graph says it all:

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https://www.sandvine.com/downloads/.../1h-2014-global-internet-phenomena-report.pdf

That is a ton of streaming
 
That Ice Cream Truck Song From Your Childhood Is Actually Racist

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Is there anything from back in the day that wasn't racist?

That jingle is related to so many songs it's not funny. My fiancée relates it to "Do Your Ears Hang Low" or something like that. It's a common tune, but I'm not gonna lie. I felt SO racist listening to the version they're talking about.
 
That Ice Cream Truck Song From Your Childhood Is Actually Racist

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Wait that's not my Ice Cream truck song.
I've never even heard the Turkey in the Straw version they are describing as the Ice Cream Truck song.

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The one I remember and is burned into my brain as THE Ice Cream Truck song is this one.

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Are they the same? I'm music illiterate, are they based on the same song?
What is the history of both?

Is this an East coast vs. West coast, or North vs. South thing?
Anyone else hear one over the other?
 
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