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Belle Knox Is Going to Host a Porn Reality Show

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The X Factor of porn is, uh, coming, and Duke University porn starlet Belle Knox has signed on to host.

The reality webseries is called The Sex Factor (obviously), and features a panel of established porn performers presiding over 16 aspiring adult stars—8 men and 8 women—as they compete for a $1 million top prize and "porn stardom." Judges include Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Keiran Lee (the man with the million-dollar penis), and Remy LaCroix.

As in the original X Factor, the audience will vote to decide who gets eliminated after each round of challenges—which will presumably not involve singing or wearing clothes. Voters will even decide the contestants' porn names.

The show kicks off in May, and a winner will be declared at the AVN Awards in June.

http://www.sxfactor.com/

It was only a matter of time before the US mixed their 2 favorite things, reality shows and porn.
 
Those Ugly Surface Parking Lots Are Actually Costing Cities Money

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Parking lots are already one of the worst things ever invented by humans—acres of buckling, blighted fields of concrete that often sit completely empty. But now a new study shows that parking is not only ugly, it's actually making cities lose revenue.

Conventional wisdom—or at least the argument from business owners whenever a city tries to restrict parking—is that parking spots equal money. But, according to Norman Garrick, who headed the study in his role as associate professor of civil and environmental engineering at the University of Connecticut, parking lots are actually taking up space that could be better allocated for better income-generating activities.

The studies looked at three cities that restricted the growth of parking lots over the last 40 years—Arlington, Virginia; Berkeley, California; and Cambridge, Massachusetts—and compared them to three Connecticut cities that added parking with abandon: Hartford, Lowell, and New Haven.

When cities added more parking, they actually hurt their chances for growth:

In Cambridge, parking increased 39 percent while usable building area—a term that indicates a building's footprint multiplied by its height—increased 46 percent. In Hartford, by contrast, parking increased 158 percent while useable building area grew by only 27 percent.
Which means that cities that try to convert acres of land into temporary housing for cars, thinking that they're luring economic activity, are actually throwing tax money away. Just to put the whole thing in perspective, look at it this way: For each of its parking spaces, Hartford loses an estimated $1,200 per year.

http://www.businessweek.com/article...ce-and-money-on-car-parking-say-studies#r=rss

It's amazing how you can think something will do one thing and then years later you find out it does almost the opposite
 
The Barclays Center's New Green Roof Will Muffle the Rave Noises

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When Brooklyn's rustiest building, the Barclays Center, hosted a Swedish House Mafia concert last year, the noise incurred the wrath of neighbors and a hefty $3,200 fine. Now, Barclays is installing a grassy roof on its "bald spot" in an attempt to dampen bass that regularly seeps into the neighborhood—though, like the sheepish owner of a toupee, it's denying it has a problem.

The roof will cover 130,000 square feet of roof in a thin soil layer topped by greenery—of a genus yet to be determined—in a resurrection of a plan first proposed in 2003, when Barclays Center's developers were fighting for community approval. Back then, as the Wall Street Journal notes, the roof was actually a selling point; it was designed to be a large public park and garden for the neighborhood. After the project ran into financial trouble, the park plan was axed.

Why bring it back now? Forest City says it has to do with the long-delayed towers around the arena finally kicking into gear: "We wanted to do the amenity for the benefits to the community and the residents that this green roof will bring, rather than having that traditional arena roof," a rep tells the WSJ.

But according to the Atlantic Yards Report, the decision has way more to do with the noise complaints than the community. Calls reportedly pour in during every event at the center, and with luxury towers rising around its crown, they're likely going to multiply. In fact, Forest City installed more acoustic insulation inside the building this winter.

Whether or not the new green roof is really an acoustic hail mary, it's going to be a lot more interesting to look at from the Goodyear Blimp.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles...812?mod=rss_newyork_real_estate&mg=reno64-wsj

I've garnered a few noise complaints in my day and I think this is an awesome idea
 
UN: Ships Need to Shut Up So Whales and Dolphins Can Hear

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The noises made by the gargantuan boats that move our stuff from one continent to another are ruining marine life. So, this week, new regulations have been issued by the International Maritime Organization, the sea-faring agency of the United Nations, asking shipping companies to turn down the volume.

The sound that ships make creates an "acoustic smog" that can stress out whales and confuse dolphins. In one investigation concerning giant squid that washed up on a Spanish beach, researchers determined that low-frequency marine noise actually vibrated the organs of squid, octopuses and cuttlefish until they were physically damaged, destroying their ability to orientate themselves.

The biggest problems on these ships are the propellers, which not only create noise but create noise that's the same frequency as the communication between sea mammals. So whales, for example, will make louder and louder attempts to call out to each other, which exhausts their bodies and also decreases their ability to hunt and kill prey. New propellers have recently been redesigned on some ships to quiet their churning sounds, but the modified props are not the industry standard yet. And of course, we keep building larger and louder super-ships thanks to our oil addiction.

Although the regulations are only voluntary at this point, UN member nations can choose to make them mandatory if they'd like. But even these proposed guidelines are not far-reaching enough for some groups, who say that naval vessels and sonar should also be included in the ruling as well.

http://www.newscientist.com/article...hips-for-the-sake-of-whales.html#.U0LtlV67FMH

From my time in the Navy I know that the sonar screws them up and it is worse the closer they are. We also hit 2 whales that I know of while I was driving, you just can't move a ship fast enough when they pop out in front of you. We reported and didn't see anything pop up behind or around us so hopefully we didn't jack em up too bad
 
The ridiculed Comic Sans typeface gets its dignity back with Comic Neue

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Craig Rozynski is an Australian designer who took upon himself to dignify the most ridiculed and beleaguered typeface in the world: Comic Sans. He turned the horrible typeface into an actually attractive typeface: Comic Neue. It's a miracle.

Here's the Comic Neue Regular font—simple and clean, despite maintaining its primary school feel:

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And the Comic Neue Angular Bold font, which I actually like.

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Well it's better than the original but not sure how I feel about this, you can get it for free here:

http://comicneue.com/
 
Our National Security Is Threatened By Computers That Can't Spell

A report published two weeks ago by the House Homeland Security Committee revealed that Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev could have been detained before the attack — if he had spelled his name differently.

Tsarnaev had been on a terrorist watch list, but no action was taken when he returned to the United States from a trip to Dagestan, because the list spelled his name as "Tsarnayev."

Writing at DefenseOne, David Murgatroyd (not "Murgatroid"), an expert on language technology systems, notes that a human would have likely caught the error, but "the growing number of requests like this that security professionals face means that we have to rely more and more on software [and] teaching software to understand the nuances of names and speech is an enormous national security challenge."

Small wonder, then, that text analytics technology has grown into a $1 billion market. But, improved systems will still make mistakes — which is why, Murgatroyd says, even as half a century of technological progress has ushered in an era of automating human tasks, the theme of the next half-century must be assisting humans in their tasks. It's sort of like the Hollywood buddy-cop formula, when the streetwise cop is paired with the by-the-book cop, and the two develop a bond of trust:

This sort of collaboration is available now. If an agent at JFK airport the day Tamerlan Tsaernaev came through had had a newer system that handled more spelling variation, she would have seen the "Tsaernayev" match but also some innocent results. She would have eliminated these mismatches by diving deeper into the person's itinerary or history on the watch list. Every time she interacts with the data—honing in on people of interest and discarding the misfires—the computer understands this and presents the next batch of results with greater awareness of what is being sought. All of this is conducted in a very natural way, much like two people working together, side-by-side.

As the collaboration between the person and the computer becomes richer, each will want the ability to communicate their confidence about certain judgments to the other.

http://homeland.house.gov/press-rel...ttee-releases-report-boston-marathon-bombings

You would think by now they would have been able to fix issues like this
 
Great Moments In Bicycle-Powered Warfare

War is an ugly business, in which whoever moves fastest and strikes first often triumphs. So long before there were tanks and planes, people used bicycles to rush into combat. For decades, people experimented with machine guns on bikes, military quadricycles, and bicycle infantry. Here are the greatest moments of pedal-powered battle strategy.

A military Premier, 1888

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The Soldier's Standard Bicycle, by Pope Manufacturing Co., 1892

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The 25th Infantry U.S. Army Bicycle Corps at Minerva Terrace, Yellowstone Park, 1896

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A tandem tricycle fitted with two Maxim guns, with a big supply of ammunition in box-like appliances, by Gregory & Co., from The Windsor Magazine, 1898

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The first armored fighting vehicle, a quadricycle with a 7.62 mm Maxim machine gun and shield, made by F. R. Simms, 1899

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Cyclists in the Lancashire Fusiliers, c. 1910

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A miliary bike with a Colt automatic gun by Pope Manufacturing Co., New York

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A German Bicycle Infantry on the Western Front, 1914

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Premier No. 11 Service Model, 1915

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The steel helmeted German cycle corps participating in the Great Parade past Hitler, which was held in celebration of his 50th birthday on April 20, 1939.

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I honestly had no idea people used to ride around on bikes and try to kill each other. Mind = Blown
 
E-Cigarette Plugged Into iPad Charger Explodes in Front of Bartender

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Behind a bar in England, an e-cigarette exploded, covering a woman in sparks and flames. E-cigarettes are controversial, but not usually for blowing up.

According to the report and video from the York Press, bartender Laura Baty was showered in flames when her co-worker's e-cigarette blew up all over her. The e-cig had been had been plugged into an iPad charger—presumably the butt of an iPad charger, unless they're making e-cig batteries which lightning connectors these days (they're not). Scary. Luckily, nobody was seriously injured in the incident.

Like most consumer gadgets, e-cigarettes use batteries with lithium-ion chemistry. It's well documented that li-ion batteries are prone to exploding. This isn't one of the usual dangers which we think of in the current debate over e-cigarettes, but maybe it should be. Or at least, it should be a reminder that we need more of a regulatory structure in place to deal with them.

In the mean time, though, maybe don't use an iPad plug to charge your e-cigarette. Different charges have different purposes, and crossing the streams in general isn't recommended. Apple's USB wall warts, in particular, are more complicated than those the usual butts you plug USB cables into.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/111...escape_as_e_cigarette_explodes_in_packed_pub/

Something to watch out for if your an e-cig user
 
Proof e-cigs are still dangerous even to those who don't smoke. :hehe:
 
Fusion Centers: The 78 Local Intelligence Hubs Spying on Us All

While NSA surveillance has been front and center in the news recently, fusion centers are a part of the surveillance state that deserve close scrutiny.

Fusion centers are a local arm of the so-called "intelligence community," the 17 intelligence agencies coordinated by the National Counterterrorism Center (NCTC). The government documentation around fusion centers is entirely focused on breaking down barriers between the various government agencies that collect and maintain criminal intelligence information.

Barriers between local law enforcement and the NSA are already weak. We know that the Drug Enforcement Agency gets intelligence tips from the NSA which are used in criminal investigations and prosecutions. To make matters worse, the source of these tips is camouflaged using "parallel construction," meaning that a different source for the intelligence is created to mask its classified source.

This story demonstrates what we called "one of the biggest dangers of the surveillance state: the unquenchable thirst for access to the NSA's trove of information by other law enforcement agencies." This is particularly concerning when NSA information is used domestically. Fusion centers are no different.

In fact, in early 2012, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court approved the sharing of raw NSA data with the NCTC. The intelligence community overseen by the NCTC includes the Department of Homeland Security and FBI, the main federal fusion center partners. Thus, fusion centers—and even local law enforcement—could potentially be receiving unminimized NSA data. This runs counter to the distant image many people have of the NSA, and it's why focusing on fusion centers as part of the recently invigorated conversation around surveillance is important.

What are fusion centers?

Fusion centers are information centers that enable intelligence sharing between local, state, tribal, territorial, and federal agencies. They are actual physical locations that house equipment and staff who analyze and share intelligence.

How many are there?

There are 78 recognized fusion centers listed on the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) website.

Who works at fusion centers?

Fusion centers are staffed by local law enforcement and other local government employees as well as Department of Homeland Security personnel. DHS "has deployed over 90 personnel, including Intelligence Officers and Regional Directors, to the field." Staffing agreements vary from place to place. Fusion centers are often also colocated with FBI Joint Terrorism Task Forces.

What do fusion centers do?

Fusion centers enable unprecedented levels of bi-directional information sharing between state, local, tribal, and territorial agencies and the federal intelligence community. Bi-directional means that fusion centers allow local law enforcement to share information with the larger federal intelligence community, while enabling the intelligence community to share information with local law enforcement. Fusion centers allow local cops to get—and act upon—information from agencies like the FBI.

Fusion centers are also key to the National Suspicious Activity Reporting Initiative (NSI), discussed below.

What is suspicious activity reporting?

The government defines suspicious activity reporting (SAR) as "official documentation of observed behavior reasonably indicative of pre-operational planning related to terrorism or other criminal activity." SARs can be initiated by law enforcement, by private sector partners, or by "see something, say something" tips from citizens. They are then investigated by law enforcement.

What is the National Suspicious Activity Reporting Initiative?

NSI is an initiative to standardize suspicious activity reporting. The NSI was conceived in 2008, and started with an evaluation project that culminated in a January 2010 report describing how NSI would encompass all fusion centers. It appears significant progress has been made towards this goal.

The evaluation project included so-called Building Communities of Trust (BCOT) meetings which focused "on developing trust among law enforcement, fusion centers, and the communities they serve to address the challenges of crime and terrorism prevention."

BCOT "community" events involved representatives from local fusion centers, DHS, and FBI traveling to different areas and speaking to selected community representatives and civil rights advocates about NSI. These were invite only events with the clear purpose of attempting to engender community participation and garner support from potential opponents such as the ACLU.

So what's wrong with Suspicious Activity Reporting and the NSI?

SARs do no meet legally cognizable standards for search or seizure under the Fourth amendment. Normally, the government must satisfy reasonable suspicion or probable cause standards when searching a person or place or detaining someone. While SARs themselves are not a search or seizure, they are used by law enforcement to initiate investigations, or even more intrusive actions such as detentions, on the basis of evidence that does not necessarily rise to the level of probable cause or reasonable suspicion. In other words, while the standard for SAR sounds like it was written to comport with the constitutional standards for investigation already in place, it does not.

In fact, the specific set of behaviors listed in the National SAR standards include innocuous activities such as:

taking pictures or video of facilities, buildings, or infrastructure in a manner that would arouse suspicion in a reasonable person," and "demonstrating unusual interest in facilities, buildings, or infrastructure beyond mere casual or professional (e.g. engineers) interest such that a reasonable person would consider the activity suspicious. Examples include observation through binoculars, taking notes, attempting to measure distances, etc.

These standards are clearly ripe for abuse of discretion.

Do fusion centers increase racial and religious profiling?

The weak standards around SAR are particularly concerning because of the way they can lead to racial and religious profiling. SARs can originate from untrained civilians as well as law enforcement, and as one woman pointed out at a BCOT event people who might already be a little racist who are 'observing' a white man photographing a bridge are going to view it a little differently than people observing me, a woman with a hijab, photographing a bridge. The bottom line is that bias is not eliminated by so-called observed behavior standards.

Furthermore, once an investigation into a SAR has been initiated, existing law enforcement bias can come into play; SARs give law enforcement a reason to initiate contact that might not otherwise exist.

Unsurprisingly, like most tools of law enforcement, public records act requests have shown that people of color often end up being the target of SARs:

One review of SARs collected through Public Records Act requests in Los Angeles showed that 78% of SARs were filed on non-whites. An audit by the Los Angeles Police Department's Inspector General puts that number at 74%, still a shockingly high number.

A review of SARs obtained by the ACLU of Northern California also show that most of the reports demonstrate bias and are based on conjecture rather than articulable suspicion of criminal activity. Some of the particularly concerning SARs include titles like "Suspicious ME [Middle Eastern] Males Buy Several Large Pallets of Water" and "Suspicious photography of Folsom Dam by Chinese Nationals." The latter SAR resulted in police contact: "Sac[ramento] County Sheriff's Deputy contacted 3 adult Asian males who were taking photos of Folsom Dam. They were evasive when the deputy asked them for identification and said their passports were in their vehicle." Both of these SARs were entered into FBI's eGuardian database.

Not only that, there have been disturbing examples of racially biased informational bulletins coming from fusion centers. A 2009 "North Central Texas Fusion Center Prevention Awareness Bulletin" implies that tolerance towards Muslims is dangerous and that Islamic militants are using methods such as "hip-hop boutiques" and "online social networks" to indoctrinate youths in America.

Do fusion centers facilitate political repression?

Fusion centers have been used to record and share information about First Amendment protected activities in a way that aids repressive police activity and chills freedom of association.

A series of public records act requests in Massachusetts showed: "Officers monitor demonstrations, track the beliefs and internal dynamics of activist groups, and document this information with misleading criminal labels in searchable and possibly widely-shared electronic reports." The documents included intelligence reports addressing issues such internal group discussions and protest planning, and showed evidence of police contact.

For example, one report indicated that "Activists arrested for trespassing at a consulate were interviewed by three surveillance officers 'in the hopes that these activists may reach out to the officers in the future.' They were asked about their organizing efforts and for the names of other organizers."

Who oversees the National Suspicious Activity Reporting Initiative?

The NSI is led by the Program Manager for the Information Sharing Environment (PM-ISE) in collaboration with the DHS and the FBI. The ISE is "the people, projects, systems, and agencies that enable responsible information sharing for national security." The PM-ISE, currently Kshemendra Paul, oversees the development and implementation of the ISE. The position was created by the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004.

If this all sounds confusing, that's because it is: the entire intelligence community is a plethora of duplicative agencies with overlapping areas of responsibility.

What kind of information do fusion centers have?

Staff at fusion centers have access to a variety of databases. Not all staff have the same level of clearances, and the entire extent of what is available to fusion centers is unclear. But we do know certain facts for sure:

Fusion centers have access to the FBI's eGuardian database, an unclassified companion to the FBI's Guardian Threat Tracking System. "The Guardian and eGuardian systems . . . have a bi-directional communication ability that facilitates sharing, reporting, collaboration, and deconfliction among all law enforcement agencies."

Fusion centers also have access to DHS' Homeland Security Data Network and it's companion Homeland Security Information Network. These systems provide access to terrorism-related information residing in DoD's classified network. It is worth noting that HSIN was hacked in 2009 and was considered so problematic that it was briefly decommissioned entirely.

Fusion centers have access to other information portals including the FBI's Law Enforcement Online portal, Lexis Nexis, the Federal Protective Service portal, and Regional Information Sharing Systems .

Finally, as discussed above, we know that unminimized NSA data can be shared with the National Counterterrorism Center, which means that fusion centers could be in receipt of such data.

What federal laws apply to fusion centers?

Because they are collaborative, legal authority over fusion centers is blurred, perhaps purposefully. However, there are some federal laws that apply. The Constitution applies, and fusion centers arguably interfere with the First and Fourth Amendments.

28 Code of Federal Regulations Part 23 governs certain federal criminal intelligence systems. The "Fusion Center Guidelines . . . call for the adoption of 28 CFR Part 23 as the minimum governing principles for criminal intelligence systems." 28 CFR 23.20 requires reasonable suspicion to collect and maintain criminal intelligence and prohibits collection and maintenance of information about First Amendment protected activity "unless such information directly relates to criminal conduct or activity and there is reasonable suspicion that the subject of the information is or may be involved in criminal conduct or activity." Finally, it prohibits inclusion of any information collected in violation of local law.

Section 552(a)(e)(7) of the Privacy Act prohibits federal agencies, in this case DHS personnel who work at fusion centers, from maintaining any "record describing how any individual exercises rights guaranteed by the First Amendment unless expressly authorized by statute or by the individual about whom the record is maintained or unless pertinent to and within the scope of an authorized law enforcement activity." A 2012 U.S. Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations report on fusion centers stated: "The apparent indefinite retention of cancelled intelligence reports that were determined to have raised privacy or civil liberties concerns appears contrary to DHS's own policies and the Privacy Act."

What state or local laws apply to fusion centers?

Fusion centers are sometimes bound by local and state laws. The law enforcement agencies that feed information into centers may also be restricted in terms of what information they can gather.

The Northern California Regional Intelligence Center, located in San Francisco, CA, serves as a good example of how state and local regulations can apply to a fusion center. NCRIC works with law enforcement partners around the region and stores criminal intelligence information. The California constitution has a right to privacy and California has other laws that address privacy and criminal intelligence. These should cover NCRIC.

The San Francisco Police Department's relationship with NCRIC also serves as a good example of the applicability of local laws. SFPD participates in suspicious activity reporting, but is also bound by a number of restrictions, including Department General Order 8.10, which heavily restricts intelligence gathering by the SFPD, as well as the sanctuary city ordinance, which prohibits working with immigration enforcement. While the fusion center would not be bound by these regulations on its own, the SFPD is.

Who funds fusion centers?

Fusion centers are funded by federal and state tax dollars. Estimates of exactly how much funding fusion centers get from these sources are difficult to obtain. However, there are some numbers available.

For 2014, the Homeland Security Grant Program, which is the federal grant program that funds fusion centers, has $401,346,000 available in grant funds. The grant announcement emphasizes that funding fusion centers and integrating them nationally is a high priority. This is an approximately $50 million increase over last year's allocation—somewhat shocking in light of the critiques around fusion center funding that have been raised by Congress.

A 2008 Congressional Research Service report states that the average fusion center derives 31% of its budget from the federal government. Those numbers may have changed now.

Has there been any discussion about fusion centers at the federal level?

Yes, but not enough. In October of 2012, fusion centers were the subject of an extremely critical report from the U.S. Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations. The bipartisan report focused on the waste, ineptitude, and civil liberties violations at fusion centers. The report revealed that fusion centers spent tax dollarson "gadgets such as 'shirt button cameras, $6,000 laptops and big-screen televisions. One fusion center spent $45,000 on a decked-out SUV..." Regarding the information produced by fusion centers, the report noted that fusion centers produced "'intelligence' of uneven quality – oftentimes shoddy, rarely timely, sometimes endangering citizens' civil liberties and Privacy Act protections, occasionally taken from already-published public sources, and more often than not unrelated to terrorism."

This report recommended a hard look at fusion center funding, but that clearly has not happened. They are still operating across the country with federal funding. In fact, their funding has even been increased.

What about at the local level?

There are grassroots privacy advocates in multiple cities fighting to get more information about fusion centers and how their local law enforcement participates in them. These efforts have been frustrated by stonewalling of public records act requests and uneducated, or at times dishonest, public officials.

Have any regulations been passed or proposed?

To date, only one place has passed regulations around fusion centers. Berkeley, CA, passed a policy in September 2012 that the Berkeley Police Department can only submit suspicious activity reports after establishing reasonable suspicion of criminal behavior, and put in place an audit of SARs.

Massachusetts is also considering changes to fusion centers. SB 642 would strictly limit collection and dissemination of criminal intelligence information and would require a yearly audit of the Massachusetts Commonwealth Fusion Center.

What can I do?

Fusion centers are an area ripe for grassroots organizing. Groups like the StopLAPD Spying Coalition, which put together a "People's Audit" of SARs in LA, provide excellent examples of how this can happen. Public records act requests can be leveraged to get information about what your local law enforcement is doing. Grassroots organizing and education can get people and elected officials talking about this issue.

On April 10, activists across the country will be participating in "Stop the Spy Centers: a national day of action against fusion centers." These activists have three demands: 1. Shut down fusion centers, 2. De-fund fusion centers, and 3. Release all suspicious activity reports and secret files.

While April 10 is one day of action, the conversation around fusion centers must continue hand in hand with our national discourse around NSA, CIA, and FBI surveillance.

http://gizmodo.com/fusion-centers-the-78-local-intelligence-hubs-spying-o-1560675084

Tons of links in this article on the original link above if you want to find out more about this and what it means for you and/or how to attempt to counteract it
 
Retiring SEC Watchdog Calls SEC "a Tollbooth on the Bankster Turnpike"

How did the American banking industry escape the crash of 2008 with so few scrapes and bruises, let alone so little jail time? It's easy to blame a general lack of regulation—but smarter to point the finger at the regulatory Securities and Exchange Commission itself. Last week one retiring SEC attorney, 66-year-old James Kidney, went out on a limb and agreed:

The SEC has become "an agency that polices the broken windows on the street level and rarely goes to the penthouse floors," Kidney said, according to a copy of his remarks obtained by Bloomberg News. "On the rare occasions when enforcement does go to the penthouse, good manners are paramount. Tough enforcement, risky enforcement, is subject to extensive negotiation and weakening."

Kidney said his superiors were more focused on getting high-paying jobs after their government service than on bringing difficult cases. The agency's penalties, Kidney said, have become "at most a tollbooth on the bankster turnpike."
I cannot decide if it is uplifting or depressing that someone has stood up and pointed this out directly to the SEC's face. Kidney's remarks cannot have come as a surprise to his colleagues, not least because, as Bloomberg notes, he was known for agitating internally for greater sanctions against Goldman Sachs. His goodbye speech is not so much an outburst, I suspect, as the tail-end of a rant that no one has been listening to there, and they weren't likely to start at the man's retirement party.

After all,

"People point to him as being very frank and not one to just say what people want to hear," said Crimmins, now a partner at the K&L Gates law firm in Washington. Speakers at the party even ribbed Kidney about it, Crimmins said.

"There were some high-ranking people in the room, and everyone took it in stride," Crimmins said. "Everyone there respected that."
They all had a little laugh, you see.

It would be nice if life was just as your conspiracy-theory-believing relatives told you, and the SEC's reluctance to fight was the result of some direct payoff.

Instead what we hear from people like Kidney is that it's more like an internal culture problem, one that's more diffuse, systemic, and difficult to fix. It's about wanting to be nice to bankers. That impulse is puzzling, because it's at best a wasted effort give that they still complain that regulators aren't being nice enough.

Or else, chuckle about how "very frank" you are, and get themselves another drink.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-...agency-too-timid-on-wall-street-misdeeds.html

Kinda sad that these guys can steal billions of dollars from all us little guys with barely a slap on the wrist and one of their own points it out and nobody cares
 
But this is exactly how it's supposed to work! :whatever:
 
Daschcam Stares Truck Death In The Face

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Well, this could be one of the code brown scariest dashcam crashes I've ever seen. Dr. Guan Zhu, a professor at Texas A&M University, happened to have a dashcam running in his Toyota Sienna yesterday when a concrete truck ran a red light, overturned, and barreled straight at him.

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Neither Zhu nor the trucker sustained major injuries, and even now Zhu is dumbstruck by the dashcam video, as he told local KTBX3 News.P

"I just thought, 'that's really what happened.' I could not remember...in my memory, a truck is coming, and I could not remember exactly how it happened."P

Here's what Zhu's minivan looked like after the truck collided with him, setting off the airbags and cutting his leg.

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Usually see this kinda thing go down in Russia. I think it may be bad luck to have a dash cam going
 
Wisconsin Passes Anti-"Revenge Porn" Law

Yesterday Wisconsin's governor Scott Walker signed an anti-revenge porn bill into law, the third state to do so this year, after Idaho and Utah. The Wisconsin laws make it a misdemeanor to distribute (without consent) an image of a "nude or partially nude person or of a person engaging in sexually explicit conduct."

http://wislawjournal.com/2014/04/08/walker-signs-bill-exempting-medical-apologies/

This is good news but it needs to be done on a national level. I've heard of way too many horror stories of peoples lives being screwed up by jealous ex's once they broke up and still had pics that were taken at a time when both consented
 
Yale Student Says University Forced Her to Gain Weight

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A 92-pound Yale history major says the university's health center told her she needed to gain weight or take a leave of absence from school. She's spent the past 6 months trying to put on pounds for her weekly weigh-ins.

Frances Chan, 20, told the New Haven Register that she tried everything to gain weight, but only put on 2 pounds from September to April.

"I ate ice cream twice a day. I ate cookies. I used elevators instead of walking up stairs. But I don't really gain any weight," she said.

Yale's health services staff also required Chan to meet with a nutritionist and a mental health professional to determine whether she had an eating disorder. Chan, who is 5'2", says she doesn't: Her parents and grandparents also had small frames.

In a Huffington Post essay titled "Yale University Thinks I Have an Eating Disorder," Chan argued that the school places too much emphasis on Body Mass Index as a measure of overall health.

Her argument apparently worked.

Chan said on Facebook that she and her parents are now working with new doctor at Yale, who said the university made a mistake by focusing too much on Chan's weight, and apologized for "months of anguish" caused by the mandate to put on pounds.

A Yale spokesman declined to comment to the Register about the situation, because the university can't publicly discuss an individual student's medical treatment.

http://www.nhregister.com/general-n...-cheetos-ice-cream-to-pacify-school-officials

Why would it be any freaking business of a persons college of choice, whom they pay, to worry about their weight? Seems ridiculous they would put this poor girl through that when she is just trying to get her education
 
This is good news but it needs to be done on a national level. I've heard of way too many horror stories of peoples lives being screwed up by jealous ex's once they broke up and still had pics that were taken at a time when both consented

There's photo manipulation, as well.
 
Nanoparticles in Consumer Products Could Be Damaging Your DNA

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Masses of products—from cosmetics to clothing—now contain nanoparticles, to kill microbes, lengthen shelf life or provide other wonderful properties. But new research from MIT and Harvard suggests they could also be damaging your DNA.

Researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health's Center for Nanotechnology and Nanotoxicology have found that that both silver and zinc oxide nanoparticles appear to cause substantial damage to DNA. The scientists used high-speed screening technology to analyze progressive DNA damage following exposure to the particles, allowing them to study the effects at a much higher rate and scale than ever before.

The research, published in ACS Nano, consider nanpoarticles made of silver, zinc oxide, iron oxide, cerium oxide, and silicon dioxide. Zinc oxide and silver produced the greatest DNA damage, and at a concentration of 10 micrograms per milliliter they generated a large number of single-stranded DNA breaks.

More study is required, though, before it's known what levels of exposure to such nanoparticles could be unsafe for humans. Bevin Engelward, a professor of biological engineering at MIT, explains:

"The biggest challenge we have as people concerned with exposure biology is deciding when is something dangerous and when is it not, based on the dose level. At low levels, probably these things are fine. The question is: At what level does it become problematic, and how long will it take for us to notice?"
That, obviously, is the next challenge. Oh, and if you're interested, you'll find zinc oxide nanoparticles in sunscreen to block ultraviolet rays, and nanoscale silver in toys, toothpaste, clothing, and other products for its antimicrobial properties. Better go naked in the shade, then.

https://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/tiny-particles-may-pose-big-risk#.U0STPQWJPiU.reddit

Well this is scary stuff. Sounds like this junk is in a ton of stuff we use on a daily basis. I guess time will tell if we are going to be cancer riddled old folks
 
Is It a Good Idea to Vaporize and Inhale Alcohol?

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Vaporizing, and then inhaling alcohol has gained a lot of attention lately. In the 1950s it was introduced as a treatment for excessive fluid in your lungs, called pulmonary edema. It's now gained popularity as a way to quickly become intoxicated. Proponents of this process-to-become-plastered, tout several benefits compared to drinking it. Many claim you get drunk without any calorie intake. Some state, because you bypass the liver, you can eliminate the alcohol quickly and avoid the dreaded alcohol hangover.

Just about every medical professional commenting on this method of intoxication have warned of the very real consequences. All while knowing doctors can use the process to treat some life threatening medical conditions. Before you go to your next college-frat-party and smoke your way to a buzzed-bliss, let's take an in-depth look at the benefits and risks of inhaling alcohol.

Inhaling any substance, as long as the molecule is small enough, is one of the fastest ways to get it in your bloodstream. This is because the barrier between your blood and the outside environment is so easily penetrated. When you inhale air, and all of its impurities (in this case alcohol), the vapor easily crosses the capillary beds that reside in the small air sacs within your lungs, called alveoli.

Once inhaled, the oxygen and alcohol are in higher concentrations than in your blood. They naturally migrate across the alveoli membrane, equalizing the concentration of those molecules on both sides of it. This process is called diffusion. The level of carbon dioxide within the blood is higher than the outside air, and as such, it will also diffuse across the membrane to the environment. The wonder of a breath is revealed! This entire process happens almost instantaneously.

Any respecting medical student knows there are a few other ways you can get alcohol in your blood stream. Compared to inhalation, they all require much more time. Drinking requires it be broken down by your digestive system. Absorbing alcohol through mucus membranes, like placing alcohol drops in the eyes, or alcohol enemas, require more time because the absorption rate is much slower than the diffusion within the lungs.

Let's look at some of the advertised benefits of inhaled alcohol.

Calorie reduction by inhalation is not quite all it's cracked up to be. There are only four types of nutrients that have a measurable amount of calories. Alcohol is one of them. The other three are carbohydrates, proteins, and fats. It doesn't matter if you drink the alcohol, or inhale it, the calories consumed will be proportional to the amount of alcohol taken in. The caloric savings comes from the reduction of the carbohydrates within the liquids, namely the sugars.

The higher the alcohol content in the liquid you vaporize, the less this benefit is realized. Vaporizing beer (usually around 5% alcohol by volume), will give you a greater savings compared to vodka (usually around 40% alcohol by volume).

Normally alcohol is removed from the body in three ways. About 5% is excreted by the kidneys in your urine. Around 5% is exhaled by your lungs, in the process of diffusion. This is why breathalyzers are such a great way of determining blood alcohol levels (don't drink and drive kids). The remaining is chemically broken down by your liver into acetic acid. There has never been a human study that focused on comparing alcohol elimination times of the different intake methods. There were however, animal studies done in the 1970s, showing ethanol elimination from inhalation was significantly faster compared to ingestion. The exact mechanism of this elimination, compared to ingestion, was not mentioned.

Don't think this increased alcohol elimination in animal studies is a good thing. By bypassing the liver, and its ability to change alcohol to acetic acid, the inhaled alcohol has a much higher strength and its effects becoming more potent. This might seem enticing to college fraternities, but it's tremendously overshadowed by the potential harmful consequences. Overdose (alcohol poisoning) is potentially the most deadly.

Alcohol is a potent central nervous system depressant. If the level within the blood is high enough, it causes things like: respiratory depression, seizures, and hypothermia. It can also cause the loss of your gag-reflex. When combined with vomiting, it can lead to aspiration. Drowning in your own vomit on a strangers bathroom floor isn't the noblest way to end your life.

Bypassing the digestive system eliminates the body's natural overdose deterrent, vomiting. The methods currently used by people to vaporize alcohol make it extremely difficult to measure the exact amount inhaled. Even in sober conditions. The inevitable change in mental state also contributes to this difficulty. The term coyote-ugly comes to mind.

This rapid intoxication, combined with the problems of measuring the amount consumed, leads to a much greater risk of overdose. It is true, there have been no actual scientific studies looking at the adverse effects of inhaling alcohol, but based on the mechanism of ingestion, most medical professionals agree the potential for deadly consequences is considerable.

Additional concerns about inhaling alcohol revolve around addiction. Most people who try this form of intoxication describe rapid, and much more intense, reaction. The "quick-hit" reinforces addictive effects. Inhaling alcohol also has the potential to damage the lining of your respiratory tract and lungs, predisposing you to a higher risk of lung infections like pneumonia.

While the party-fueled vaporization and inhalation of alcohol is extremely dangerous, there are some real medical benefits when done appropriately. In 1954, Dr.'s Aldo Luisada, Morton Goldmann and Ruth Weyl used this as a method for treating pulmonary edema, resistant to all other forms of therapy.

The fluid in the lungs, associated with pulmonary edema, contain blood elements that get churned into a froth by the act of breathing. This leaves foam-like bubbles that make it extremely difficult to diffuse oxygen through the capillary beds. By bubbling oxygen through a 50% ethyl alcohol solution, the frothy bubbles collapse making it easier to breath. It's thought the alcohol alters the surface tension of the bubbles, causing the collapse. The resulting sputum is also more liquid and is much easier to expel from the lungs.

Another well accepted treatment using alcohol inhalation is in the prevention of alcohol withdrawals post-surgery. As with any physically addictive substance, when you stop using, withdrawals occur. Known as Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS), the symptoms can be deadly. In 1908, when hospitalization was uncommon, the mortality rate of AWS was around 37%. Currently, the mortality rate for patients in a hospital is around 6.6%. Since even those addicted to alcohol sometimes need surgery, doctors are left with the problem of preventing AWS while they're recovering.

Medications, known as benzodiazepines, are commonly used. The intravenous infusion of ethanol is also sometimes administered. The inhalation of alcohol is becoming widely accepted. Some doctors even prefer it, claiming it's easier to control than ethanol infusion. They also cite the added benefit of increased oxygen levels post-surgery, because oxygen is bubbled through the alcohol.

Whether used for the treatment of pulmonary edema, or AWS, doctors constantly monitor the amount of alcohol inhaled. They also continually monitor the blood alcohol levels, keeping them in a range that is high enough to get the results they want, while low enough not to cause any unwanted problems. This ability to monitor the exact amounts of alcohol are what make it safe in a hospital environment compared to the do-it-yourself, at-home methods.

In the end, if you choose to vaporize and inhale alcohol, it will get you drunk very quickly. You will however, increase your chance of a deadly overdose and potential addiction significantly.

I remember doing shots in Australia that had vapor as part of them. Got me messed up with a quickness
 
Blow corn starch to breathe fire like a dragon

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Taking a full spoon of corn starch in your mouth and blowing on a flame while someone films it in slow motion looks like a lot of fun. Just don't do this if you don't want to burn down your home or your eyebrows, ok? OK!

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Obviously I do not recommend that you try this at home. But assuming your an adult you can pretty much come to your own conclusions on if you would like to try this out
 
Smart cars be flipping

With the help of vandals. Vandals who maybe dislike hipsters.

Smart cars are good for the environment, good for parking in cramped cities and good for a driver's bottom line.

Then again, all that thinking gets turned upside down when the vehicles do.

That's what happened to four of these fuel-efficient vehicles in San Francisco, tossed aside like a piece of trash.

Why? Authorities don't know, leaving Bay Area residents to speculate that anything from pranksters to people upset about hipsters.

All Brandon Michael knows is what he saw -- a group of men, in the dark of night, walking up to one Smart car.

"(They) all just huddled around it and then just lifted it up and set it on its hind legs," Michael told CNN affiliate KRON.


The basically vertical vehicle that Michael described -- its front lights pointing toward the heavens -- wasn't alone. Two others in the same 1- to 2-square mile area were flipped on their side and one was on its roof, according to San Francisco police spokesman Gordon Shyy.

Tossing a Smart car isn't necessarily easy, unless you compare to other vehicles. Unoccupied, a typical one weighs just over 1,800 pounds; a Ford Explorer, by contrast, clocks in at about 4,500 pounds.

Authorities have launched a felony vandalism investigation since the first calls came in around 1 a.m. Monday, said Shyy.

The police spokesman said witnesses identified the culprits as six to eight individuals dressed in black. If they end up convicted, they could be facing jail time and a felony.

Authorities haven't identified any suspects yet, and the fact the flippings took place in residential areas -- where surveillance video isn't likely -- makes the investigation a challenge.

Florence Dabokemp, a San Francisco resident and Smart car driver, speculates people simply acting out are to blame. And while she hasn't been victimized, Dabokemp says she's not sure what she'd do if that did happen.

"I would be out of luck," she told KRON. "I would be out of a car, because I couldn't afford to fix it."
CNN
 
Daschcam Stares Truck Death In The Face

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Usually see this kinda thing go down in Russia. I think it may be bad luck to have a dash cam going

I'm pretty sure he made his white pants brown and I don't blame him one bit.
 
Cinemax Producers Sue Actress Who Refused to Do Nude Scenes

An actress whose credits include Saw 3D: The Final Chapter and The Sad Guy is being sued by a Cinemax-affiliated production company for allegedly breaching a contractual "nudity rider." Since your sex drive was wondering, the dispute is related to an episode of the softcore series Femme Fatales.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the ordeal began with a lawsuit filed by the actress herself two years ago. Anne Greene decided to sue Cinemax, HBO (which owns Cinemax), Time Warner (which owns HBO), and True Crime LLC (the production company directly responsible for what we're sure is a critically admired, compelling show) for sexual harassment and a dangerous work environment. Greene claims she was bullied into performing nude in an episode of the show, titled "Jailbreak," in which she played the lead role. She claims she never would have taken the part if she'd known it was "soft-core porn."

Not so, says True Crime's counter-complaint, filed just two months before Greene's court date. The company claims she took the role after having been sent a preview reel and casting breakdowns calling for actresses comfortable with varying degrees of nudity. She also allegedly signed a "nudity rider" to an employment contract after she took the part.

The company also claims that it accommodated her wishes to the extent that it could. The suit claims that despite having been sent several versions of a script in advance, Greene said she was not comfortable with an oral sex scene. The scene was accordingly revised, and True Crime claims it did not "attempt to convince, persuade or coerce Greene to perform any scenes against her will or to which she expressed objection or discomfort." Problems continued after Greene objected to being filmed completely topless. It was eventually sorted out, but Greene's objections, the complaint says, caused "substantial delay and disruption" in the production of the show. True Crime wants $85,000.

Filming resumed after producers magnanimously allowed Greene to wear pasties during her topless scene. Why magnanimous? Because apparently covering an actress's nipples with stickers actually isn't "compliant with HBO's policy prohibiting the use of 'Pasties' in sex scenes."

That's right. HBO won't allow pasties. Game of Thrones makes so much more sense now.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/producers-sue-actress-refusing-film-694617

It's her body and she shouldn't do anything that makes her un-comfortable but there is no way your doing a late night skinemax show and not know what the deal is
 
Canadian Dentist Plans to Raise Cloned John Lennon as His Son

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A dentist who owns one of John Lennon's teeth is looking forward to the day when human cloning becomes sufficiently advanced that he can create a baby version of the late Beatle and raise the mini-rockstar as his own child.

Michael Zuk, of Alberta, Canada, paid $33,000 for the tooth when it was auctioned by Lennon's housekeeper two years ago.

"My goal is to own John Lennon's DNA," he told the U.K.'s Channel 4, adding that he believes exclusive control of the Beatle's genome is worth "millions."

As for the legal implications of "owning" a cloned individual, Zuk is confident he can navigate them by forum-shopping for a country where regulations are loose.

"Depends where you do these things. If it can't be done in one country you can do these things in another," he said.

Once he has his baby Clone Lennon, Zuk plans to put that whole "nature versus nurture" debate to rest by signing Lil John up for guitar lessons to see if he can become a famous musician, just like the man who involuntarily provided his genetic material.

The dentist has some interesting ideas about how to raise a rockstar, though.

"He would still be his exact duplicate but you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes, that kind of thing," Zuk said.

That's exactly the kind of clean living that brought us albums like Rubber Soul and Magical Mystery Tour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...atle-pulled-wisdom-tooth-raise-child-son.html

I think I have officially found the weirdest of the weird for this thread
 
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