What a way to start a new year...

[knowsbleed]

I have to tell this story.

I was walking around at the corner of my apartment and heard this horrible sound like someone was killing their dog. The howling/yelping went on for about 30 seconds. It sounded like it was coming from a red brick building right before the corner of my apartment. Anyway, the noise stops and I start walking home. So after stopping in my tracks for a while, scared to death, I turn the corner by the red building and I see two dogs with their behinds touching. As I get closer, I can see that they are actually attached to each other and struggling to walk in opposite directions. Now I'm curious and I see that they are attached by their testicles.

Someone tied their scrotums together.

So that's what all the noise was about.





Apologies for the cliffnotes version. The original, more detailed post, was deemed too detailed by someone with more administrative powers than I.

 

[Alchemyst]

damn.....that's a pretty messed up thing to do

 

[Mace Dolex]

Sounds like something for America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

[SuperFerret]

You sure they were tied together? Because dogs can and sometimes will mate in that position, and occasionally get stuck.

 

[knowsbleed]

In all honesty, I didn't stick around long enough to find out. I was with a friend and she wasn't too keen on having me investigate further. She was already irked that I put forth effort into getting down on my hands and knees to see try to see what was wrong in the first place. I didn't want to start out the new year winding up in a bad episode of Tales from the Darkside.

 

[SuperFerret]

If they were tied together, that's horrible. If they were mating like that, it's just weird.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'll call it a combination of horrible and weird with a little let's-get-the-****-outta-here thrown in just to call it a night.

 

[The Squirrel]

This is the thread that had you in a stink last night? Really?

 

[Van Petrol]

If what you initially perceived is what actually did happen, then that's horrible. I would have called an animal humane society or animal cruelty equivalent personally. I don't think I could have left the two of them like that and not have done anything.

Anybody who mistreats animals needs to be punished IMO.

 

[chaseter]

Well my post got deleted for some reason.......

 

[C. Lee]

Well my post got deleted for some reason.......

Actually the entire original thread that you had posted in was trashed...this thread is a reboot.

 

[Eggyman]

The missus has just informed me, after us both having a laugh at knowsbleed's experience, that dogs do it that way 'right near the end'.

Sometimes her knowledge troubles me.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

It's like the Human centipede, but not.

 

[CBGB]

So, how far apart did they get?

 

[knowsbleed]

The missus has just informed me, after us both having a laugh at knowsbleed's experience, that dogs do it that way 'right near the end'.

Sometimes her knowledge troubles me.

So my apartment = 'the end'? Troubling.

So, how far apart did they get?

That will forever remain a mystery. Maybe Stephen King can write a novel about it.

 

[bullets]

I hope for the dog's sake they were just mating but I'm equally disturbed if that's the case.

 

[SuperFerret]

I hope for the dog's sake they were just mating but I'm equally disturbed if that's the case.

They mate that way sometimes as a defense mechanism.

 

[Ipodman]

Michael Bay will not approve of this

 

[knowsbleed]

Michael Bay would recreate this shot in the new Transformers movie if he saw it. It would be a rotating shot of course, to get all the angles and show how much of a genius he is.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

What would possess someone to tie some dogs testicles together?

 

[Ipodman]

Michael Bay would recreate this shot in the new Transformers movie if he saw it. It would be a rotating shot of course, to get all the angles and show how much of a genius he is.

In 3D

 

[knowsbleed]

What would possess someone to tie some dogs testicles together?

Here's my thoughts on why someone would tie some dogs testicles together.

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[Ipodman]

Really? I would think that [blackout].................. .................. .............
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[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Here's my thoughts on why someone would tie some dogs testicles together.

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Really? I would think that [blackout].................. .................. .............
........ .......lol.......... .............. ..... .................... ..................................... .......................... ....................[/blackout]

 

[Metamorpho1977]

You'll learn the longer you live that the majority of civilization is comprised of

Spoiler

...................dumbasses..............and generally sick people....................