Comics What are some of your favorite Spidey wisecracks?

[Spiderluke]

The follow-up to that Carson Daley line was better.
"I don't know who that is."
"You know why? Because he doesn't make a line of pre-packaged baked goods!"

That was it! I couldn't remember the next line.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I'm always willing to help out a fellow fan who's too lazy to dig through his comic collection.

 

[Electro UK]

Yeah that bit was hilarious, to top that scene off though

Electro: Anything else boss?

Kingpin: Yes, find out who this Carson Daley person is and kill him.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Which I'm still waiting for them to do.

 

[Spiderluke]

I'm always willing to help out a fellow fan who's too lazy to dig through his comic collection.

Thanks.

It would be great if they referenced it in a later issue. Like a news story in the background or something.

 

[Webz14]

Spidey said this a couple of times:
"Well wiggle my webs and call me shakey!"

*Ultimate Spidey vol. 12
Wolverine: I have an image!
Spidey: No, you have an aroma!

*gun fires at him
"Hoooollllllly Crud!!!!"

 

[Spiderluke]

Spidey said this a couple of times:
"Well wiggle my webs and call me shakey!"

*Ultimate Spidey vol. 12
Wolverine: I have an image!
Spidey: No, you have an aroma!

*gun fires at him
"Hoooollllllly Crud!!!!"

That entire storyline was funny.

 

[Webz14]

That entire storyline was funny.

I know. I laughed like crazy through that story. I think that was one of the most pointless, yet entertaining things I have ever read.

 

[terry78]

I seriously hope they get a few ones like that into the movie. He should be pretty carefree now. I honestly think part of Human Torch's persona in the FF movie was somewhat in line with how Spidey should be on occasion. The "where are your ears?" line along with calling Ben "Pebbles".

 

[Trask]

Cap America: Spider-man. What are you doing here?

Spider-Man: Good food. Great Ambience. Pity about the service.

Spider-Man: Okay so... me first: you have any idea who's behind all these people going nutso?

Cap America: No, we don't. What's your involvement? And I want the Truth, please.

*Spiderman Salutes Cap America*
Spider-Man: Sir, Yes Sir! Truth is, I keep hearing this awful screeching in my brain, sir! It wouldn't leave of its own accord so I followed it here to the source!

Spider-Man: An' as long as we're telling the truth, sir, I'm very envious of your snazzy costume...

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Code: Blue - NYPD show up after a battle between the lizard, iron fist, spider-man and luke cage in which the lizard appears dead by the end.

Code Blue: Freeze! We have a warrant for the arrest of Mac Gargan - also known as the Scorpion!

Spider-Man: Guys, didya have ta come so early? We barely had time to sell the book rights, make the TV movie, BURY the poor guy, hold a memorial, make the action figure, do the cartoon, cancel the cartoon, syndicate th...

He just keeps going. And in fact he makes fun of them through the entire issue. I think the writer had a problem with the blue squad! aaaaand its ben reilly, not peter in the costume

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

Ben Reilly:
"Gaunt? That shrivelled little maniac?"

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Spider-Man: My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old.

It's the funniest joke yet

 

[Chris Wallace]

Spidey said this a couple of times:
"Well wiggle my webs and call me shakey!"

*Ultimate Spidey vol. 12
Wolverine: I have an image!
Spidey: No, you have an aroma!

*gun fires at him
"Hoooollllllly Crud!!!!"

Was that the same story arc where he kept nagging Black Widow for his 80 bucks?

 

[Webz14]

Was that the same story arc where he kept nagging Black Widow for his 80 bucks?

No, that was in ultimate x-men when spidey and wolvie teamed up.

 

[Webz14]

*double post

"Who gives a hairy bongo?!" Amazing Spider-Man #182

 

[Chris Wallace]

No, that was in ultimate x-men when spidey and wolvie teamed up.

Oh.