What are some of your favorite Joker lines?

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  1. Chris Wallace

    Chris Wallace LET'S DO A HEADCOUNT...

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    Comics only-any comics. Please include pertinant information, like the issue, the situation in which he said it, so we know why it was so funny.
     
  2. TheFalcon

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    I loved the Hush moment were Batman is beating the ***** out of Joker who manages to speak a few words: "stop......................stop...............stop...................stop me if you've heard this one before!" :joker:
     
  3. Chris Wallace

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    1st one to respond to my thread & you come up with gold.
     
  4. titan101

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    read my sig:) .
     
  5. rnewbz

    rnewbz More human than human

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    "I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that . . . Something like that happened to me, you know. I . . . I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another . . . If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha!"

    "There was once this guy, see, and he was having a really bad day. He'd quit his job at the chemical factory, where he'd been a lab assistant, to go and be a stand-up comedian. Only, only on his first night on stage, he blew it. He got real nervous, see, and screwed up the punch lines. The audience jeered him right off the stage. So now the kid's broke, and stuck in a crummy little apartment in a bad neighborhood, and him with a wife and a baby on the way. "

    And the punchline is, they do get caught. But not by the police...

    "All it takes is ONE bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy."

    "That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

    "Madness is the emergency exit."

    All from the killing joke, which shed new light on the joker and made him more than just a clown, and more like a sad tradgedy.
     
  6. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Aw, I will have to get back to you on a comic line because at first I was going to put a line from one of the animated movies...
     
  7. titan101

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    i just remembered another favorite:

    "you dirty rat!you killed my brother!my sister!my daughter!she's my daughter AND my sister!":joker:
     
  8. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Haha I remember that line just forget where it was from. :up:
     
  9. titan101

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    batman:dark victory
     
  10. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Oh ya. I remember it was something I re-read recently but could not narrow down which one.
     
  11. Herr Logan

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    Either 'The Long Halloween' or 'Dark Victory.'


    From the the Animated Series episode 'Joker's Millions':

    "Well drown the kids and shoot the neighbors! We've got a winner!"


    From the smiling fish story--

    Patent Office Burocrat: "Good Lord!"

    Joker (in mock fear): "Where? Oh, it was just an expression."


    :wolverine
     
  12. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    There is a thread for favorite Joker lines from animated series I believe in Bat-World. I assume this thread is comic lines of the Joker since it is in The Comics section.
     
  13. Herr Logan

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    To hell with the lot of you! :mad:

    :wolverine
     
  14. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    *after hijacking a TV station* "Good evening folks, I'm The Joker. Living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps. Ha ha!"

    "I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a pallindrome."

    "Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other."

    "Doing? Why, you're doing what any sane man would be doing in your dreadful circumstances. You're going mad."
     
  15. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Lol just letting you be aware.
     
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    JOKER: I dont' know what you're so mad at me for! I'm trying to stop Holiday just like you are!

    BATMAN: By killing everyone in Gotham Square?

    JOKER: Why not? You dont know who Holiday is. I dont know who Holiday is. But, the odds are he or she might be in the crowd tonight and--

    BATMAN: You're insane.

    JOKER: Has it really taken you this long to notice?
     
  17. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Love TLH. :up:
     
  18. trustyside-kick

    trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Joker: Have you been playing "Pat-A-Cake" with the new D.A., Harv?
     
  19. titan101

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    "THIS mother's day,show her you REALLY care!"
     
  20. Nightwing 52

    Nightwing 52 Things change

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    From Grant Morrison's next Batman arc, Batman and Son.

    "I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a busload of vunerable disabled kids!"
     
  21. Joker

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    The cover of the killing joke..."Smile!"...it's just so twisted when taken in context of what part of the story the cover was taken from
     
  22. Chris Wallace

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  24. ChrisBaleBatman

    ChrisBaleBatman Legendary Hero

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    lmfao......that's just funny.

    Vote for me....--or I'll Kill you.

    I wonder who's his campaign manager. lol.
     
  25. ChrisBaleBatman

    ChrisBaleBatman Legendary Hero

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    "Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all."
     

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