What are some things (or the ONE thing) you could never see yourself doing?

[knowsbleed]

I sit in cubicle hell and in my own personal corner of hell, there are no floor to ceiling walls. So, sound travels, laws of accoustics, it's all very interesting...

but it's SO NOT INTERESTING!

But people like to think they are interesting... so they talk while polite office workers around them pretend to listen. Stories about weekends, golfing, children, family members passing away... *ack*... so boring.

Where are the stories about eating human flesh or skydiving naked (I've done niether but am open to either)?


But I did hear a story at the smoke pit by a guy who was offered $12,000 to be a one time sugar daddy by a 40 year old female police officer. Everybody around him said, "Do it, you could pay off your min-van!". But I just don't know... sounds too suspicious for me. Right then, I thought to myself, "I could never do that". It's a lot of money for a booty call... but that would essentially make me a ****e. Now, I've had my share of sex, with other people even... but even I have some pride, which I'm sure is hard for some of you to believe.

SooooOOoooOooo...


What are some things, or the ONE thing, you would/could never do?





*disclaimer: If you start each post with "The one thing I could never do is...", it would make the thread uniform and pretty but then you'd be conforming and who wants to conform? Psh.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd also never kidney punch a baby.

 

[Spider-Who?]

I would never do this (skip to 6:30 for poopy pants):

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[Wesley Dodds]

I'd never breastfeed a baby rhinosaurus. I mean, I couldn't even if I wanted to but still... I wouldn't do that.

 

[knowsbleed]

I would never do this (skip to 6:30 for poopy pants):

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I'd never do that either. Though I wasn't thinking about this thread from a scaredy cat standpoint... it does have a huge say so in what I would or wouldn't do. Anything involving heights... I wouldn't do... at ****ing all.

I'd never breastfeed a baby rhinosaurus again.

fixed

 

[Wesley Dodds]

How did you know?!

 

[Duke]

I would never do this (skip to 6:30 for poopy pants):

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DANG!! I sure hope he's wearing a parachute.

 

[MrWayne]

I could never see myself doing #2 in a gas station bathroom.

 

[Spider-Who?]

When you gotta go....

 

[Cereal Rapper]

I could never see myself doing #2 in a gas station bathroom.

I can never see myself remembering to take the key back from the gas station bathroom.

 

[The Guard]

Pay for sex.

Pinterest.

 

[MrWayne]

When you gotta go....

...kneel on the toilet. NEVER let there be skin contact.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I could never see myself doing #2 in a gas station bathroom.

I can remember doing it a couple times, both were definite emergencies though, I knew there was no possible way I could make it to my desitination without pooping myself.

 

[Victarion]

I'd never make a cakefart video.

 

[Schlosser85]

Watersports (the sex kind)

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Only one thing? Here's a few.

Bungee jump.

Sail off the coast of Somalia.

Fly Aeroflot (or as my uncle says "Aeroflop!")

Catch the bullet train (or any kind of suicide).

Swim the Amazon (on account of those small fish that swim up your urethra (yes up your penis)).

Eat insects.

Vote a Republican for President.

Kill an animal for sport or fun.

Buy a Superman comic.

Watch a single minute of those dreadful, laugh-track laden Whitney Cummings sitcoms.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I could never rape a chick. Don't see how people find enjoyment out of that

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I could never rape a chick. Don't see how people find enjoyment out of that

Real rape or roleplay?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Roleplay isn't really rape. Rape is non-consensual sex.

 

[Figs]

I can remember doing it a couple times, both were definite emergencies though, I knew there was no possible way I could make it to my desitination without pooping myself.

Same here. It's annoying because I squat above the toilet bowl since I refuse to actually sit down on those things.

 

[Duke]

Only one thing? Here's a few.

Bungee jump.

Sail off the coast of Somalia.

Fly Aeroflot (or as my uncle says "Aeroflop!")

Catch the bullet train (or any kind of suicide).

Swim the Amazon (on account of those small fish that swim up your urethra (yes up your penis)).

Eat insects.

Vote a Republican for President.

Kill an animal for sport or fun.

Buy a Superman comic.

Watch a single minute of those dreadful, laugh-track laden Whitney Cummings sitcoms.

Shame on you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Shame on you.

Tell you what, find someone who will sell me Action Comics #1 for a dollar and I'll buy that.

 

[knowsbleed]

Things done out of fear are interesting... slightly... but I think that the ones done because of conviction or one's morals are moreso interesting.

I'd never hit a woman out of anger/frustration. Never. No matter how enraged or provoked I might be, I'd never do it. Foreplay doesn't count.

 

[MrWayne]

I can never see myself waching beastiality porn............ for more than 5 mins.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd never *********e at Bell Jr High School during English class.