What are some weird hypocrisies about you?

[ShadowBoxing]

Some of mine:

- I don't like blondes (women), at least not most of them, I just don't find them all that attractive...something about it doesn't work for me...yet, I dye my own hair blonde and I'm very anal about keeping it that way.

- I go out of my way to support local business, yet most of the jobs I've had are working for corporations.

- I desperately want to be a personal trainer, and watch my diet very strictly. Yet I also tan (causes cancer), smoke cigars fairly frequently, drink and do a number of other things that are probably unhealthy.

 

[Manic]

I criticize my friend for refusing to eat any vegetables, but I'm unhealthy as hell.

 

[VanillaLando]

There's nothing hypocritical about me and I can justify everything I say and do as being a completely different and unique statement or action.

 

[Lighthouse]

I fart and blame it on someone else.

 

[Manic]

There's nothing hypocritical about me and I can justify everything I say and do as being a completely different and unique statement or action.

Boy, I am going to enjoy your many obvious attempts at being controversial in the future.

 

[The Battousai]

There's nothing hypocritical about me and I can justify everything I say and do as being a completely different and unique statement or action.

 

[Manic]

Don't fall for it. I just witnessed him baiting people in another thread and arguing for the sake of arguing-- even changing his general point just so people would pay attention to him.

 

[VanillaLando]

Boy, I am going to enjoy your many obvious attempts at being controversial in the future.

I don't attempt to be controversial, I am what I am.

 

[VanillaLando]

Don't fall for it. I just witnessed him baiting people in another thread and arguing for the sake of arguing-- even changing his general point just so people would pay attention to him.

What are you talking about?

 

[Badger]

I can give great financial advice (or so I'd like to think I do), but never follow my own advice.

I also tell all my employees to keep an even keel and not let **** bother them, but I let little **** bother me and lose my temper over stupid ****.

 

[The Chairman]

I have a tendency to get mad at my friends when they make tasteless jokes about certain "taboo" topics, but whenever one of my own pops into my head, I feel the need to say it, and usually do.

 

[Badger]

What are you talking about?

The bigger issue here is your name VanillaLando, really? So know everone knows you're a Star Wars fan and like Lando Calrissian, but you wanted to make sure everyone knew you weren't black.

That about right?

 

[VanillaLando]

The bigger issue here is your name VanillaLando, really? So know everone knows you're a Star Wars fan and like Lando Calrissian, but you wanted to make sure everyone knew you weren't black.

That about right?

Who's Lando Calrissian? Lando is MY NAME, it's short for Landolph! And why would I point out being white since it is not 'hip' or 'cool'?

 

[Badger]

If I were you, I'd punch your parents for naming you Landolph then.

Also if you don't know who Lando Calrissian is, you need to get the **** off these boards.

 

[VanillaLando]

If I were you, I'd punch your parents for naming you Landolph then.

Also if you don't know who Lando Calrissian is, you need to get the **** off these boards.

Why? I like my name.

I'm assuming he's black from your comments, so what is he, some sort of rap singer?

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Why? I like my name.

I'm assuming he's black from your comments, so what is he, some sort of rap singer?

You've honestly never watched Star Wars?

 

[S.A.A.D.]

If I were you, I'd punch your parents for naming you Landolph then.

Also if you don't know who Lando Calrissian is, you need to get the **** off these boards.

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

[tzarinna]

Sadness.

 

[The Battousai]

This thread has become complete and utter fail

 

[VanillaLando]

You've honestly never watched Star Wars?

Should I have?

 

[VanillaLando]

Please tell me you're kidding.

About what?

 

[knowsbleed]

Landolph is such a great name.

So what kind of beer does Frodo drink anyway?

 

[Rando Aces]

i hate microsoft, yet i use the xbox 360 and prefer it over every other console.

 

[The Battousai]

Should I have?

 

[Carcharodon]

I try to put it in my g/f's butt, but I won't let her put anything in my butt.

Spoiler

K, so I let her ONCE. Never again.