What are some weird hypocrisies about you?

My wife says, "Do you want to stick in in there?"

me, "Maybe"

Her, "Well can I stick anything in yours"

me, "... :csad:... "
 
I heard it was supposed to feel good. Unfortunatly I couldn't concentrate on what was going on, because I couldn't pry my attention away from the finger that was invading my colon.
 
I insert things in women, but don't let them insert things in me.

Edit:Nevermind. Carcharodan beat me to it.
 
I used to not like pictures of men kissing each other, even though I just was with a guy for a year and a half.
 
I hate people but I love gatherings.
 
Should I have?
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I ****ing love trolls.
 
Some of mine:

- I don't like blondes (women), at least not most of them, I just don't find them all that attractive...something about it doesn't work for me...yet, I dye my own hair blonde and I'm very anal about keeping it that way.

- I go out of my way to support local business, yet most of the jobs I've had are working for corporations.

- I desperately want to be a personal trainer, and watch my diet very strictly. Yet I also tan (causes cancer), smoke cigars fairly frequently, drink and do a number of other things that are probably unhealthy.
tan, dye your hair, keep fit?

What would optimus prime say....?

:o
 
Wow, this thread got so off topic that when it got back on topic I was like, "wtf?" I had to read the title again to realize what I was reading, and remember why I clicked on it in the first place.

I write everything down so that I don't procrastinate, but it takes me so long to even consider something important enough to write down that I'm just wasting my time.
 
I tell my fiancee not to get upset about small things, but then when she gets upset about small things, I get upset about her getting upset.
 
I say I don't like my family and want nothing to do with them, but I've spent hours researching my family tree.

Oh and I hate fanboys, but I post here.
 
I guess one for me would be that I'm gay but don't believe in gay marriage.
John Barrowman explains it best why:"Why would I want a 'marriage' from a belief system that hates me?"
 

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