Women are weird

[Lily Adler]

I use the gloss with a tip on the other end to rub it in. Eye makeup is a ***** that I try to save for special occasions.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

I use the gloss with a tip on the other end to rub it in. Eye makeup is a ***** that I try to save for special occasions.

I'm so glad that I'm a guy who is not an actor and don't have to worry about makeup. We are so much less complicated.

Although trimming my beard once a week can get a little "hairy" (<- Ha! Get it? "Hairy"? I'm so funny...t

 

[Rapunzel]

Try walking on high heels in pantyhose. Then you'll read be glad to be a guy.

 

[Lily Adler]

Pantyhose I can tolerate. I can get away with not shaving my legs for another few days with it.

 

[Godzilla2000]

For my lips I just use good old chap stick.

 

[Enriquespy]

I'm so glad that I'm a guy who is not an actor and don't have to worry about makeup. We are so much less complicated.

Although trimming my beard once a week can get a little "hairy" (<- Ha! Get it? "Hairy"? I'm so funny...t

Some one else did the make up on me. It's kind of like a massage on the face. when they apply liquid eyeliner with a thin brush it feels fresh and sooo relaxing!!!!


No, I will not resign my man card, thank you.

 

[Fallen Angel]

The women have taken over the thread. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

 

[Godzilla2000]

Haha! Watch out for Girl Germs!

 

[Lily Adler]

Circle. Circle. Dot. Dot. Now you got the cootie shot.

 

[redmarvel]

The problem I have is that the pallettes come with lots of colours I would never use, and trying to find the colours I want separately that will fit in the case is impossible.

I don't wear makeup every day - just for special occassions / job interviews.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

My wife and I took the kids on a short weekend getaway the past few days. As we were packing on Friday, we had this conversation:

Her: "There is one very important thing that we absolutely cannot forget to bring with us. Consider this a test and guess what it is?"

Me: "Makeup sponge?"

 

[Human Torch]

Have you taken into consideration that maybe it's just your wife that is weird?

Just sayin.....

 

[Anita18]

I'm so glad I don't have a job where I have to put on makeup or any of that shizz. I don't think I've ever bought or owned makeup sponges.

When I ask my husband to pick something up from the store, it's stuff everyone of nearly any age can understand, like milk or eggs or toilet paper.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Have you taken into consideration that maybe it's just your wife that is weird?

Just sayin.....

I have no doubt that my wife is probably weirder than most, in her own way.

However, the issue of "makeup" and all that jazz is mostly universal to females, which is weird to me. I mean, I can't even imagine getting up in the morning and slathering a bunch of stuff on my face before I leave the house.

 

[Anita18]

It's called the patriarchy.

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm so glad I don't have a job where I have to put on makeup or any of that shizz. I don't think I've ever bought or owned makeup sponges.

When I ask my husband to pick something up from the store, it's stuff everyone of nearly any age can understand, like milk or eggs or toilet paper.

Let's see if that stays the same when you run out of backup!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Women have backup makeup?

 

[Lily Adler]

Shut up.

 

[Fallen Angel]

You're one of those female supremacist's Kelvin warned us about aren't you?

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Black Narcissus]

Meryl Streep lives in the apartment over mine.

On occasion, she will be very loud with her parties and her rock and roll music. Among those whom she invites to these gatherings are both males and females, for the most part. I lay in bed listening to this, red with rage, but powerless to do anything.

The sad fact is that I am somewhat fearful of her. The way she looks at you with those menacing eyes. Or how she bounds down the hallway with her backpack, like she can't be stopped. She shoos children off the front steps of our building, and her apartment window is always eerily dark on Halloween night.

Sometimes I will lay in bed and I will hear her pissing into the toilet. She pisses right into it, like a man. A strong, powerful stream. I find it very intimidating.

 

[Anita18]

Let's see if that stays the same when you run out of backup!

I have no idea what you mean by backup. You mean a backup person like my husband? What?

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Meryl Streep lives in the apartment over mine.

On occasion, she will be very loud with her parties and her rock and roll music. Among those whom she invites to these gatherings are both males and females, for the most part. I lay in bed listening to this, red with rage, but powerless to do anything.

The sad fact is that I am somewhat fearful of her. The way she looks at you with those menacing eyes. Or how she bounds down the hallway with her backpack, like she can't be stopped. She shoos children off the front steps of our building, and her apartment window is always eerily dark on Halloween night.

Sometimes I will lay in bed and I will hear her pissing into the toilet. She pisses right into it, like a man. A strong, powerful stream. I find it very intimidating.

 

[CGHulk]

Meryl Streep lives in the apartment over mine.

On occasion, she will be very loud with her parties and her rock and roll music. Among those whom she invites to these gatherings are both males and females, for the most part. I lay in bed listening to this, red with rage, but powerless to do anything.

The sad fact is that I am somewhat fearful of her. The way she looks at you with those menacing eyes. Or how she bounds down the hallway with her backpack, like she can't be stopped. She shoos children off the front steps of our building, and her apartment window is always eerily dark on Halloween night.

Sometimes I will lay in bed and I will hear her pissing into the toilet. She pisses right into it, like a man. A strong, powerful stream. I find it very intimidating.

 

[Lily Adler]

I have no idea what you mean by backup. You mean a backup person like my husband? What?

Once in a blue moon, when the dam cannot contain something, it's always good to have something to cushion it's fall.

I had an experience where my man didn't know what kind to get for me.