What are your chances of surviving a Zombie apocalypse?

I still like my porn store idea. What better way to spend your last minutes?
I like it. I would also start an orgy.:o
And this is why I have only 44% chance of survival. I've no survivor's instinct. I should watch more Survivorman and Man vs. Wild. Or tons of zombie flicks.
Watch George Romero's Day of the Dead for the reason not to go underground
somewhere with massive walls, huge gates, the best weaponary avaliable and trained soldiers, who are able to make intelligent combat decisions in terms of killing the infected......, yeah, M.O.D
A prison?
 
M.O.D - Ministry of defence


and if there was a zombie hottie..... knock their ****ing teeth out then nail the **** out of them
 
Watch George Romero's Day of the Dead for the reason not to go underground
I actually have seen that and Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead as well as Land of the Dead. I love zombie flicks. And zombie literature. Have you read The Stand, I Am Legend or Cell (to name a few)?
 
I actually have seen that and Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead as well as Land of the Dead. I love zombie flicks. And zombie literature. Have you read The Stand, I Am Legend or Cell (to name a few)?
Is every zombie movie [insert noun here] of the dead? :huh:
 
Hahaha! So... quality really isn't an issue, eh? :p


Before you enter, make sure there are no zombie Wal-Mart employees.
Or greaters.

You: Have a nice day.
Greater: WAGGHAgghahhhaSHG! *bites your throat*
 
Is every zombie movie [insert noun here] of the dead? :huh:
Hahaha! You gotta ask George that but I think the reason is pretty obvious. Soon there'll be Diary of the Dead coming to theaters near you.
 
Or greaters.

You: Have a nice day.
Greater: WAGGHAgghahhhaSHG! *bites your throat*
The Greeters will be the first you'll see. They are usually old people so I don't think you'd have a hard time fighting them off. Maybe.
 
I actually have seen that and Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead as well as Land of the Dead. I love zombie flicks. And zombie literature. Have you read The Stand, I Am Legend or Cell (to name a few)?
I'm starting to read Cell right now actually. Just bought it yesterday. Heard of I Am Legend and The Stand but haven't read them
A good zombie comic is The Walking Dead
Is every zombie movie [insert noun here] of the dead? :huh:
No, but mostly the good ones are.
 
I'm starting to read Cell right now actually. Just bought it yesterday. Heard of I Am Legend and The Stand but haven't read them
A good zombie comic is The Walking Dead
Just started? Cool-ness! :up: I hope you'll enjoy it. I certainly did. Heard/Read that there's going to be a movie adaptation of it. I am sure you already know that I Am Legend will be on the big screen soon starring Will Smith. I don't think it's a direct adaptation of the book. Judging from the trailer, it didn't seem like it'll be. But anyway, if you get the chance read that and The Stand.

I've been told The Walking Dead is good. I'll grab the first volume soon.
 
The Greeters will be the first you'll see. They are usually old people so I don't think you'd have a hard time fighting them off. Maybe.
Zombies loose their age cause they basically die. I don't think oldness applies. Who knows.
 
Zombies loose their age cause they basically die. I don't think oldness applies. Who knows.
I think I should be able to beat some senior citizen zombies pretty good with a baseball bat. I can swing pretty well.
 
I think I should be able to beat some senior citizen zombies pretty good with a baseball bat. I can swing pretty well.
Definently. I have rock climbing picks in my shed so I'm good. Plus a bow and arrow. I basically got everything bu a gun.
 
Definently. I have rock climbing picks in my shed so I'm good. Plus a bow and arrow. I basically got everything bu a gun.
No gun for me either. But I do have water guns. That won't work, I don't think. :csad: I do have swords though. I'll be like Eowyn slaying zombies. *daydreams*
 
Just started? Cool-ness! :up: I hope you'll enjoy it. I certainly did. Heard/Read that there's going to be a movie adaptation of it. I am sure you already know that I Am Legend will be on the big screen soon starring Will Smith. I don't think it's a direct adaptation of the book. Judging from the trailer, it didn't seem like it'll be. But anyway, if you get the chance read that and The Stand.

I've been told The Walking Dead is good. I'll grab the first volume soon.
Yeah, Cell is gonna be directed by Eli Roth.
 
I actually have seen that and Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead as well as Land of the Dead. I love zombie flicks. And zombie literature. Have you read The Stand, I Am Legend or Cell (to name a few)?
"Walking Dead" and "Zombies!" are both geat comics, and as for books "World War Z" is amazing
 
No gun for me either. But I do have water guns. That won't work, I don't think. :csad: I do have swords though. I'll be like Eowyn slaying zombies. *daydreams*
I have a medieval sword, a nail gun, power drill, sledge hammer, hammers, 3 pick, tons of blunt objects, knives, and a few other weapons and my makeshift bow and arrow which could kill someone. I shot it at my 6 inch wooden fence pole, and it penetrated halfway through.
 
I have a medieval sword, a nail gun, power drill, sledge hammer, hammers, 3 pick, tons of blunt objects, knives, and a few other weapons and my makeshift bow and arrow which could kill someone. I shot it at my 6 inch wooden fence pole, and it penetrated halfway through.
Why would you have bow and arrow? Are you into archery or you use it for hunting? That is some arrow you've got there! :wow:

I love power tools. Especially those nail guns. Don't know why but I love it! :up:
 
Why would you have bow and arrow? Are you into archery or you use it for hunting? That is some arrow you've got there! :wow:

I love power tools. Especially those nail guns. Don't know why but I love it! :up:
I love who chick who can handle her tools. ;):up:
 
Have they annouced the cast yet and the release date?
Haven't heard cast but in a Fangoria interview, they're shooting in the summer and the script is being written by the writers of The People vs. Larry Flynt, Man on the Moon and Ed Wood.

IMDB, says the release is late October 2007 but I don't believe that
 
I have a katana, wakzachi, tanto, tai chi sword, tai chi thriteen sword, chinese broadsword, pair of sai's, pair of kama's, nine sectional metal whip with flesh rending spike, southern sabre, pair of wing chun butterfly knives, 'ninja sword', bokkens
 

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