What crimes have you committed?

[X-Chick]

Doing a paper for class, so what crimes have you committed, caught or uncaught. And don't worry, its not a public poll.

I guess its unfair to ask and not share so for me its:
1. Speeding
2. Running red light
3. Running stop sign
4. Assault
5. Larceny
6. Illegal drug use
7. Plagiarism
8. Driving under the influence
9. Breaking and entering

Quite a rap sheet. They aren't what they sound like though.

 

[Kritish]

1. Speeding
2. Theft
3. Owning boot leg computer programs.

 

[PhotoJones]

the only one i'm going to admit to is speeding. and some parking tickets, if they count.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

None yet.

 

[X-Chick]

1. Speeding
2. Theft
3. Owning boot leg computer programs.

Theft as in larceny? Like shoplifting and stuff?

 

[Honey Vibe]

- speeding
- plagiarism

 

[X-Chick]

- speeding
- plagiarism

Damn, I forgot plagiarism. Well, its not really a big deal crime so it'll be okay. I've done that too though...but legally sort of. Its complicated.

 

[Kritish]

Theft as in larceny? Like shoplifting and stuff?

I stole a pack of gum as a little kid.

 

[X-Chick]

Its nice to see that someone copped to murder, manslaughter, and criminal sexual conduct already.

 

[kypade]

Speeding
Running a red light/stop sign
Assault/ Battery - what's the difference, and do fights count, or do you have to be like, arrested/charged?
Illegal drug use
Possession of an illegal substance - does this include alcohol underage?
Distribution of an illegal substance - not like, for profit.

 

[Kritish]

Its nice to see that someone copped to murder, manslaughter, and criminal sexual conduct already.

That was me, I was just being an ass.

 

[X-Chick]

Speeding
Running a red light/stop sign
Assault/ Battery - what's the difference, and do fights count, or do you have to be like, arrested/charged?
Illegal drug use
Possession of an illegal substance - does this include alcohol underage?
Distribution of an illegal substance - not like, for profit.

Battery is threatening violence, assault is doing it and yeah, fights count because if you were arrested, that's what the charge would be. That's why I put it on my list. And yeah, I guess underage alcohol would count.

 

[X-Chick]

That was me, I was just being an ass.

I figured someone was.

 

[Kritish]

I figured someone was.

But I have kicked a few dogs in my life

 

[Master Chief]

Larceny
Illegal drug use
Possession of an illegal substance
Public drunkenness

lol.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I stole a cd once and a bunch of candy when i was younger thats about it.

 

[DarthRekal]

1. Speeding
2. Running red light
3. Running stop sign
4. Assault
5. Larceny
6. Illegal drug use
7. Crimes of Passion

 

[Ben Urich]

• Running a red light - I needed to get to work, okay?
• Larceny - I really needed those pens, okay?
• Illegal drug use - I really needed to get high, okay?
• Possession of an Illegal Substance - ...

As a rule, I don't speed. You should see the amount of people who pass me on a daily basis.

 

[DarthRekal]

Battery is threatening violence, assault is doing it and yeah, fights count because if you were arrested, that's what the charge would be. That's why I put it on my list. And yeah, I guess underage alcohol would count.

its the other way around.. assault is threatening or a verbal attack..battery is the act of contact

 

[jimmy]

I can't believe someone chose Murder. . .

There's murder a foot!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

None

 

[jaydawg]

I've speed, run many red lights, I used to steal from my old job, I stole from some people when I was in middle school, I guess drinking counts as illegal drug use, I've driven home tipsy a couple times, disorderly conduct a bunch of times and I've plagarised hundreds of times (dont see why thats a crime though).

Yup. I'm so thug life it hurts.

 

[Ben Urich]

I've speed, run many red lights, I used to steal from my old job, I stole from some people when I was in middle school, I guess drinking counts as illegal drug use, I've driven home tipsy a couple times, disorderly conduct a bunch of times and I've plagarised hundreds of times (dont see why thats a crime though).

Yup. I'm so thug life it hurts.

Yes, but have you stolen 40 cakes?

 

[Motown Marvel]

you forgot public nudity/indecent exposure.....oh, high school.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

1. Speeding
2. Running a red light/stop sign
3. Breaking and entering
4. Driving under the influence
5. Disorderly conduct
it was all so fun