What crimes have you committed?

[Addendum]

Simple Assault- Only offense that required a visit to the station. I made it clear that I didn't throw the first punch. I just made sure that he couldn't punch me back.

The rest are various meaningless traffic offenses- failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign; running a red light; doing 30 in a school zone, though I was simply moving from a complete stop after some kids crossed the street; driving without headlights on

 

[Won '08]

Illegal Possession of a Concealed Weapon and Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana.

 

[Won '08]

Wait. Are you asking what crimes we've committed or what crimes we've been caught for?

 

[britrogue]

I was an expert shoplifter when I was a kid. I helped to break into my friend's mum's car and steal her car radio. Other than that, I'm actually a good person! Just went through a rebellious phase.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

1. Speeding - More times then I can count, but I almost never got fined in France for it until the use of radars. I recently got fined for going 66 km/h in a 60 km/h zone
2. Ran a red light - at 4 in the morning, no other car on the road, light switched from yellow to red just when I was passing and lo and behold cops waiting in some unseen location pull up behind me stop me and take a pleasure in fining me for over a €1k.Then again due to some relations I got the fines dropped.

 

[Fried Gold]

Murder and rape.

 

[Super_Child]

Err Breaking and Entering, but it was my own house when nobody else was home, and I had forgoten my keys. Does that count?

 

[Fried Gold]

Treason.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Wait. Are you asking what crimes we've committed or what crimes we've been caught for?

That's what I'm wondering


Breaking and Entering
Aggervated Assault
Possession of a Deadly Weapon
Indecent Exposure(got caught taking a piss on the side of the road )

 

[Fried Gold]

Crimes against humanity.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Crimes against humanity.

Adolf is that you?

 

[Fried Gold]

Adolf is that you?

Nein.

 

[Dainty Euphoria]

Sexual misconduct of breaking and entering, assaulting and speeding. When I was drunk in public.
With a battery. Hawt.

*blonde*

 

[Kyalesyin]

I was a master shoplifter when I was a kid. Then again, so were my parents...

Aside from that, assult, affray, involvement in a riot, robbery, disorderly conduct, trespassing, posession and distribution, although in my defence it was only the once, for a friend.

I've never actually been busted for any of this though, which I like.

 

[Fried Gold]

I'm the master of unlocking.

 

[X-Chick]

its the other way around.. assault is threatening or a verbal attack..battery is the act of contact

Wrong. Technically speaking, assault is any illegal contact with another person, meaning any unwelcome contact. Battery is the same thing but with the intent to inflict harm on the other person.

In my previous post, I meant to say battery is threatening or intending harm and assault is just harming another person.

To be more clear, if you get in a fight with someone and just try to defend yourself, that's assault. But if you get in a fight and try to break the other person's nose just to cause them pain, that's battery.

Battery is the more serious offense, unless the charge is aggravated assault.

 

[X-Chick]

Wait. Are you asking what crimes we've committed or what crimes we've been caught for?

Both.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Oh... by that definition I've commited assualt and battery... bugger.

 

[Immortalfire]

Speeding.


And why isn't the poll public?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Is speeding really a crime as it is only misdemeanor and worthy of a fine. Of course, it depends on the level of speeding you do.

 

[Erzengel]

Removing mattress tags off of beds.

I'm a monster.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Removing mattress tags off of beds.

I'm a monster.

Its the electric chair for you, Mister

 

[Fried Gold]

I once insulted islam and the president on a web log.

 

[Gonking]

Public drunkenness and Possession of an illegal substance

 

[Kyalesyin]

Its a shame stalking isn't on that list