Being ass raped by the aryan brotherhood.....emm...not so good.
And as far as murdering someone, as i said Iduno. I have fought people who have attacked me or attacked others, and indefence I I did some not so nice things back at em. I usualy just left em there and didn't bother to ask how they were doing.
just so you guys don't go thinking I'm some criminal mastermind I'll give a little detail to the reasons why i said yes to each thing.
Speeding: This I'll be honest and say is common for me. I like to go fast.
Running a red light/stop sign: This is a rare ocasion, but it does happen.
Larceny (shoplifting): This was done in my youth with small stupid things like video games. It actualy brought me alot of embarasment when I was caught. Its not how my parents raised me and I have always felt realy bad about it.
Burglary (stealing from a residence or business): I have stolen offices supplies from my work, so it counts.
Robbery (stealing from a person): This I have done for the right reasons, either someone stole something from someone else and I had to get it back, or them having it would have hurt someone else.
Breaking and entering: Same goes for this.
Assault: In self defence, or in the defence of others.
Battery: Same
Illegal drug use: I have smoked pot. I don't consider pot a drug, but the U.S.A. does so....
Distribution of an illegal substance: I have bought pot and sold it to a friend.....sue me.
Manslaughter: Ok this was a maybe because I honestly don't know what happend to those I fought that I left behind. When a guy pulls a knife on you and demands your cash, and you respond by taking his knife and relocating its position......you generaly don't stick around and ask questions about how he's feeling.
Murder: Same. When you fight like that, it burns inside you that you almost want them to die. And again I never asked my attacker if he needed medical attention.
Disorderly conduct: While I think a few of the above would cover this, i have actualy (while intoxicated and sober) told a cop that he was "a redneck piglet that loved to play with his night stick".
Public drunkenness: Lol, actualy this is my favorite. I was once intoxicated in public with a few freinds in my youth, when we found our way to a golfing range and I decided to urinate in the 9th hole.......well anyways the cops came by...and....well.....the party was over.
So anyways, I'm no criminal mastermind, just the guy who used to be very dumb, and is now only mildly ******ed.
