I realized coming here (knowing how many of you people hate me) cheers me up.![]()
Jack off (or clean the pipe as they say now a days)
Listen to music.
Come here?
Go to another board?
Smoke.
Workout.
Whack off (or fix the leak pipe down below)
I would NOT shake hands with you, mister!Jack off (or clean the pipe as they say now a days)
Listen to music.
Come here?
Go to another board?
Smoke.
Workout.
Whack off (or fix the leak pipe down below)
I tried to drown my sorrows once.......now my gf won't go in a pool when I'm around
Plural? Was she pregnant? Two for one deal?
I would NOT shake hands with you, mister!![]()
I watch my hands too. kind of boring though...
I like to watch my hands as I high five someone. multi-tasking.
Listen to 'Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' and 'Don't Stop Til You Get Enough' by Michael Jackson (RIP).
Watch Army of Darkness and RoboCop.
Call and ex-girlfriend and unleash and onslaught of crappy things that happened that day. "Hey Alice, that broom I tripped over at the supermarket? It was totally your fault. And that Math test I failed? Totally you."
*crickets*I did that with a girl and she was like 'I'm wet now' *rim shot*