Hobgoblin
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I know, whip cream on a woman turns me on
That, and whip creme on me being removed.

I know, whip cream on a woman turns me on

 when a guy holds a door open for me or does something equally courteous.  If, on the other hand, he goes straight past me while yammering on a cell phone and closes a door in my face, I tend to get upset.
 when a guy holds a door open for me or does something equally courteous.  If, on the other hand, he goes straight past me while yammering on a cell phone and closes a door in my face, I tend to get upset.  
 I hate that they can eat a banana in a public space and nobody gives them weird looks.
 t: I try to get the weird looks.
t: I try to get the weird looks.  Ladyvader, we can do weird and wonderful things with bananas that a guy just shouldn't.
 Ladyvader, we can do weird and wonderful things with bananas that a guy just shouldn't.I love whip cream.:heart:
 t: Whip cream is sooo perfect.
t: Whip cream is sooo perfect.  

I hate the wanna be bad asses. I hate the loud ones that talk on their stupid bluetooth headsets. I want to roundhouse them in their headset so that it goes through their tiny brains and comes out the other ear. That would rule.
t: That's what I think when I see most guys

Wow, a woman willing to post on a comic book website and also has a haelthy sex drive. Madame, may I please clone you?
 t: I'm one of a kind... all attempts to clone me have ended in dismal failure.  However, maybe my latest clone will last more than a week before I manage to kill it.
t: I'm one of a kind... all attempts to clone me have ended in dismal failure.  However, maybe my latest clone will last more than a week before I manage to kill it. 
t: I'm one of a kind... all attempts to clone me have ended in dismal failure. However, maybe my latest clone will last more than a week before I manage to kill it.

3 sisters, my younger sister is even wilder than I am (she has actually attempted to pick up a police officer when we were in the car next to them at a stop light), I think time has started to tame the two older ones.
Your father must have had a heart attack trying to keep you four out of trouble.
 Well, I own comics from "The Amazing Spider-Man", "Marvel Tales: Starring Spider-Man", "Marvel Team-Up: Starring Spider-Man", "Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man", "Web of Spider-Man", "Spider-Man 2099" and "Spider-Man".  There may be some Spider-Man titles I own that I've forgotten in this off the cuff list.
 Well, I own comics from "The Amazing Spider-Man", "Marvel Tales: Starring Spider-Man", "Marvel Team-Up: Starring Spider-Man", "Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man", "Web of Spider-Man", "Spider-Man 2099" and "Spider-Man".  There may be some Spider-Man titles I own that I've forgotten in this off the cuff list.Just a few micro strokes. Mind you, he's partly to blame, we definitely got some of our sense of mischief from him (and I got my red hair, hazel eyes and hot temper from him too).
 
 And you're a redhead?!
*heart attack, dies*
 t: Why else do you think I call myself the "Red" Marvel?  or the "Rockin' Red Femme Fatale"?  I'm used to being called Red.  My oldest sister is a dyed blonde (I have no idea what her normal hair colour would be at this point), next in line is a brunette, I'm a red head and youngest sister is a blonde.  While one of my brothers is also a red head, he got nicknamed Wolf.  I got the nickname of Red.
t: Why else do you think I call myself the "Red" Marvel?  or the "Rockin' Red Femme Fatale"?  I'm used to being called Red.  My oldest sister is a dyed blonde (I have no idea what her normal hair colour would be at this point), next in line is a brunette, I'm a red head and youngest sister is a blonde.  While one of my brothers is also a red head, he got nicknamed Wolf.  I got the nickname of Red.t: Why else do you think I call myself the "Red" Marvel? or the "Rockin' Red Femme Fatale"? I'm used to being called Red. My oldest sister is a dyed blonde (I have no idea what her normal hair colour would be at this point), next in line is a brunette, I'm a red head and youngest sister is a blonde. While one of my brothers is also a red head, he got nicknamed Wolf. I got the nickname of Red.
I find myself intrugued and slightly intimidated by your family. Your hubby must have gonads of steel.
 t: Nope, I'm tempted to "touch" this one, but I'm not ready to get put on probation yet
t: Nope, I'm tempted to "touch" this one, but I'm not ready to get put on probation yet 
Just the ones that are all bark and no bite.

 
				