What Do You Look For in the Opposite Sex???

[terry78]

any girl that says personality is a LIAR..

We all know it's the money

Case in point.

If you would have told me Kevin James could get someone like that and not be famous, I would laugh at you for days on end so hard the sound would stop coming out of my mouth.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

a vagina is always good, if they have a penis sadly its a no no.

Legs are good too, gotta keep em runnin'

keep em runnin'

 

[Golgo-13]

I know this sounds a little racist but black women are far too emotional for me. All the experience I've had with them leads me to think that. I'm just not one of those guys that wants to sit there and coddle a woman every time something bad happens in their lives.

ALL WOMAN ARE EMOTIONAL dude, that's just the way they're hard-wired. Say the wrong thing to them and they burst into tears. I don't care how tough they are, every woman has a verbal trigger than will sends them into tears.

 

[Kritish]

ALL WOMAN ARE EMOTIONAL dude, that's just the way they're hard-wired. Say the wrong thing to them and they burst into tears. I don't care how tough they are, every woman has a verbal trigger than will sends them into tears.

Duh, but some are worse than others.

 

[slave2catwoman]

Stereotypes are mostly true, but they are not true for each individual. Black women are more this or less that than white women, Jewish women generally do this or that, Italian, Latins do are usually whatever..... but not ALL of them. I have been in a relationship with a black woman for four years and she has never swiveled her neck and "No you di-in't" me yet.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

she an oreo thats why...jk dude!

 

[terry78]

she an oreo thats why...jk dude!

Oh snap, no you did'ent, okaaaayyyy?

 

[PhePhe112]

Case in point.

If you would have told me Kevin James could get someone like that and not be famous, I would laugh at you for days on end so hard the sound would stop coming out of my mouth.

dude, i'd tap that...(kevin james). he's so funny to me that it makes him hot. him and conan o'brien!! :heart:

 

[hammy]

I usually go for geeks. The intelligent geek type. *Sigh*

Sense of humor is first. He has to make me laugh or there will be no chemistry.

Intelligence is important. Not necessarily Hawking level intelligence, I just don't want to have to be explaining everything all the time.

Compassionate concern for other humans.

Some similar interests, for compatibility. I like to read, work out, eat healthy, travel, watch movies, etc. It would be nice if he liked those things, as well.

 

[Holly]

humor, loyalty, compassion, honesty, romantic,..jk
big weiner and im good to go

 

[slave2catwoman]

She is a little oreo-ish. I sometimes have to explain black references to her. Rap lyrics and BET movies and such. She hates that stuff.

 

[Erzengel]

humor, loyalty, compassion, honesty, romantic,..jk
big weiner and im good to go

Weiner?

 

[Golgo-13]

Why do woman always say they want a man that'll make them laugh, then ***** about a guy acting childish/goofy..?

Get a ****ing clown already. I didn't know it was a man's role to entertain a woman with jokes and juggling balls.

 

[hammy]

Why do woman always say they want a man that'll make them laugh, then ***** about a guy acting childish/goofy..?

Get a ****ing clown already. I didn't know it was a man's role to entertain a woman with jokes and juggling balls.

You don't get many dates, do you?

 

[Kritish]

Why do woman always say they want a man that'll make them laugh, then ***** about a guy acting childish/goofy..?

Get a ****ing clown already. I didn't know it was a man's role to entertain a woman with jokes and juggling balls.

Amen!

 

[Golgo-13]

You don't get many dates, do you?

Been there, done that.

I'm married.

 

[Holly]

Weiner?

do you want me to draw you a diagram?

 

[Kritish]

do you want me to draw you a diagram?

So we've moved onto diagrams now? Whatever happened to sweet old Toven making obscene drawings with nothing but crayons?

 

[hammy]

Been there, done that.

I'm married.

My condolences to your wife. It was just stupid what you said, about juggling balls and such. If that's what you think a sense of humor is, then I do feel sorry for you.

 

[Erzengel]

do you want me to draw you a diagram?

Make it look artistic so as to bypass censors.

 

[Kritish]

My condolences to your wife. It was just stupid what you said, about juggling balls and such. If that's what you think a sense of humor is, then I do feel sorry for you.

Bill Hicks made people laugh, I don't think he ever got ***** that he didn't pay for.

 

[Golgo-13]

My condolences to your wife. It was just stupid what you said, about juggling balls and such. If that's what you think a sense of humor is, then I do feel sorry for you.

Hey the truth hurts don't it. Woman want their cake and eat it too. They say one thing, then when they get it they over analyze it so they can have something to ***** about.

And my wife is just fine, i'd be more concerned about why YOUR not married, if i were you.

 

[Badger]

Make it look artistic so as to bypass censors.

Lawl'd

My condolences to your wife. It was just stupid what you said, about juggling balls and such. If that's what you think a sense of humor is, then I do feel sorry for you.

Hey the truth hurts don't it. Woman want their cake and eat it too. They say one thing, then when they get it they over analyze it so they can have something to ***** about.

And my wife is just fine, i'd be more concerned about why YOUR not married, if i were you.

Interweb Warzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!1!11!!

 

[hammy]

Hey the truth hurts don't it. Woman want their cake and eat it too. They say one thing, then when they get it they over analyze it so they can have something to ***** about.

And my wife is just fine, i'd be more concerned about why YOUR not married, if i were you.

That's the point. It's not the truth. The question was what do you look for in a member of the opposite sex. I answered that one of the things I look for is a sense of humor. You started some stupid crap about juggling balls and acting childish. You're the one acting childish.

Why do woman always say they want a man that'll make them laugh, then ***** about a guy acting childish/goofy..?

Get a ****ing clown already. I didn't know it was a man's role to entertain a woman with jokes and juggling balls.

 

[hammy]

Bill Hicks made people laugh, I don't think he ever got ***** that he didn't pay for.

I don't know who Bill Hicks is. t: