What exactly is Michael Bays style?

[batman1]

Can someone explain?

 

[kedrell]

Booms, boobs and buns all shaken, not stirred with a twist of racial insensitivity with the humor.

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

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[Malicked]

Bayhem: [YT]/watch?v=2THVvshvq0Q[/YT]

 

[Pink Ranger]

Michael Bay makes the kind of movies the guy who used to beat you up in highschool or verbally bullies you at work would make.

 

[wampa1]

Kinetic exploitation lacking in discipline.

 

[-Arya-]

In the immortal words of honest trailers, "To watch the world go Boom!"

 

[-JKR-]

I really liked Pain & Gain

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Dolly shot of a woman's ass.

 

[Snow Queen]

Dolly shot of a woman's ass.

In tiny shorts with an American flag and a sunset in the background.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

In tiny shorts with an American flag and a sunset in the background.

American, frack yeah!!!

 

[kedrell]

Dry humping the Pentagon sounds about right.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Low hanging, mechanical testicles. Twins that assume racist urban stereotypes.

 

[Marvin]

Booms, boobs and buns all shaken, not stirred with a twist of racial insensitivity with the humor.

Dolly shot of a woman's ass.

So pretty much the furious series of films...

 

[kedrell]

They would indeed be right up his alley. I'd be surprised if he hadn't been at least approached by Universal to direct at least one of them.

It's basically *****e bag cinema that he specializes in.

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

In tiny shorts with an American flag and a sunset in the background.

As her deep tanned skin is all glistening in sweat

 

[Fallen Angel]

Seek out the one they call Moose. He shall tell you all about it.

He worships at the Church of Bay.

 

[titansupes]

It's basically *****e bag cinema that he specializes in.

Everybody read the above... What else needs to be said?

 

[kedrell]

I do however appreciate the intelligent breakdown that Every Frame a Painting did on Bayhem in the video above. Very informative. A wise person can learn just as much from that which sucks as he/she can from something which is great.

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

 

[titansupes]

I do however appreciate the intelligent breakdown that Every Frame a Painting did on Bayhem in the video above. Very informative. A wise person can learn just as much from that which sucks as he/she can from something which is great.

Very true, I watched BBII the other night and it was very fun and interesting to see certain things. For about fifteen minutes. After that...

 

[Broseph44]

What exactly is this thread? That's the question I want answered haha

 

[Donnie Darko]

Meh. He has a couple movies that he directed that I haven't seen, but I still like more of his stuff than I dislike. His career does seem more front loaded with the good stuff (like Bad Boys and The Rock), but I don't hate the guy like most people.

 

[DA_Champion]

The internet hatred of Michael Bay from people who think that Russo Brothers = William Shskespeare is simultaneously comical and dispiriting.