The Dark Knight What I Learned From The Dark Knight.

[spiderral]

That the Joker hates his father.

If Alfred could have a weapon w/ him at all times it would be a golf club

To never fall into gasoline and then stand right next to an explosion

It takes 3 tries for a weak guy to break a Bat signal

If you're lucky you can pretend to shoot cars and they actually explode

 

[TheBatman072]

I learned how to tell the difference between the Tumbler and the Bat-Pod.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Don't ever, ever call a man with horrific scars from ear to ear and twisted clown make-up a freak........its not good for your health.

 

[swapnilgyani]

Whatever dosent kill you simply makes you stranger

Perhaps you should read the instructions first

Batman is scared of dogs

Dont talk too much. Use small words and get to the point. Think of Clint Eastwood

Clowns are never funny

Dont dress up like Batman if you aren't the real one

Empty your glass before drinking from it

3 buttons is a 'lil nineties

 

[Landfill]

dont ever ask the joker about his scars, im sure he'll eventually tell you, and dont ask about his father or ex wife.

 

[Eggyman]

That if meeting with the head of a crime task force you should try to be nice.

You shouldn't leave things to chance; you should make your own luck.

Even Batman sometimes has very poor choice of words.

Batman doesn't wear hockey pads.

It's not about the money, it's about sending a mEH-sij.

Everything burns.

That baldies with buffets remind clowns of their fathers.

Alfred can't speak Russian.

Suits with three buttons are a lil '90s *takes suits to charity shop*

That you try not to 'blow' things out of proportion.

That Joker is indeed a man of his wuurd.

That Joker prefers his history to be multiple choice.

That's enough, one thinks

 

[Wattshout]

-The television's got a plan.

-There's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion.

 

[sandmjuggalos]

I learned how to tell the difference between the Tumbler and the Bat-Pod.

I was JUST about to post this. t: Very appropriate.

 

[The Joker]

Don't ever try to take off Batman's mask

(S)laughter is the best medicine

 

[The Joker]

*Double post*

 

[Eggyman]

I learned that sometimes you get taken places, but they might not be places you wanted to go.

 

[Jonathan Crane]

I learned that after watching TDK, some people think that they're funny and create stupid threads like this.

 

[Harrygucha]

I learned that no matter how many times you get hit or shot, you never bleed.

I also learned that when in a bike, going head on into a wall doesn't end in a grizzly crash, but rather you end up riding up it, and turning around.

I also learned that people deserve to be lied to.

I also learned that when you get your face burned, you decide to kill innocent people.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

I learned that no matter how many times you get hit or shot, you never bleed.

I also learned that when in a bike, going head on into a wall doesn't end in a grizzly crash, but rather you end up riding up it, and turning around.

I also learned that people deserve to be lied to.

I also learned that when you get your face burned, you decide to kill innocent people.

You really seemed to have liked The Dark Knight

 

[Anjow1060]

When your face gets burned you get no infection.

Instead of putting on new clothes, you put on your 1/2 burned suit.

I learned that coins are easily found in the rubble of a burned down building.

- Jow

 

[Harrygucha]

You really seemed to have liked The Dark Knight

I thought The Dark Knight was the best so far this year. There are just little things like the bat-pod turn that make me question whether Nolan was smoking weed the night they shot that scene.

 

[Harrygucha]

I also learned, when in a night club DON't dance...FIGHT!

 

[Brick]

To be careful when taking a glass of champagne.

 

[Nirvana]

I learned that this thread is stupid.

 

[strikezone89]

I learned that after watching TDK, some people think that they're funny and create stupid threads like this.

yah.. we learned the same things
this thread is soo pointless

 

[spiderral]

yah.. we learned the same things
this thread is soo pointless

Yeh but it is really funny to me!

 

[Nightwatcher11]

"If your good at something, never do it for free." That's a major learning experience for me.

 

[tekken]

evil things are more attractive to people than the good. upon seeing this movie, one can view the joker's acts as destructive, or just plain fun and cool. there are only a few people who actually like batman that went to see the dark knight. most people went to see joker.

narrow is the gate that leads to life, and broad is the way that leads to destruction.

 

[Jokers_Wild]

I learned that permawhite is not important to the essence of the Joker character.

I learned that Chechen's have really big dogs, and THEY'RE HUNNGRY!!

I also learned that Scarecrow believes in Caveat emptor.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I learned that Gotham mobster recover very quickly from broken legs.