Magenta666
I Never Asked For This
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By: Ben Sargent & Greg Steinick.
1. When you're in the Batpod, the laws of physics don't apply when you smash into garbage trucks.
2. Face paint allows you to take a ridiculous number of blows to the head without passing out.
3.You don't need a full set of lips for perfect enunciation.
4. The more times you push the button on the detonator, the bigger the explosion.
5. You should never start an interrogation by slamming the inmate's head into the table.
6. By falling two stories, Batman has gained enough momentum to completely crush a van.
7. When an inmate complains of stomach pain, get him medical attention IMMEDIATELY.
8. Hong Kong has absolutely NO CONTROL of their own airspace.
9. Lucius Fox doesn't like the Patriot Act.
10. Chinese customs officials don't think it's odd when they take someone's phone, only to find that, when they try to return it later, he/she already has one.
11. Don't be so serious.
12. If someone says they're going to make a pencil disappear, don't try to attack them.
13. If your loved one is being held out of a window, don't ask the person holding onto them to "Let them go"
14. Don't blow up the other boat.
15. Rescue the girl, because her face was not halfway submerged in oil.
16. Semi-trucks look really cool flipping over.
17. If you type your name into a computer, it blows up.
18. I shoot the bus driver.
19. The Joker wants you to know how he got his scars. Don't let him tell you.
20. Lucius Fox actually DID know he had his cell phone on him.
21. A convict in a ferry can make better life and death choices than ordinary people.
22. With fifteen minutes left to die and panic settling in, ALWAYS put things to a vote. Democracy wins.
23.It takes two bazooka shots to stop a moving cop car, but only one to completly destroy the Batpod.
24. Humans dressed in halloween costumes fall quicker than humans wearing regular clothes.
25. Purell sanitizer disinfects even the evilest of nurses.
26. If you are The Joker, you can pull off wearing chick clothes.
27. The Joker hates his father.
28. Always pick heads.
29. Harvey Dent thinks he is Batman.
30. Don't send your relatives to the Gotham Hospital, it tends to be the target of terroist attacks.
31. EVERYTHING can be decided by flipping a coin, including murders.
32. Alfred told you so.
33. You can tell how people really are just before they die. Just ask the Joker.
34. If your destination is "up," you may want to get out of your car.
What did you learn?
1. When you're in the Batpod, the laws of physics don't apply when you smash into garbage trucks.
2. Face paint allows you to take a ridiculous number of blows to the head without passing out.
3.You don't need a full set of lips for perfect enunciation.
4. The more times you push the button on the detonator, the bigger the explosion.
5. You should never start an interrogation by slamming the inmate's head into the table.
6. By falling two stories, Batman has gained enough momentum to completely crush a van.
7. When an inmate complains of stomach pain, get him medical attention IMMEDIATELY.
8. Hong Kong has absolutely NO CONTROL of their own airspace.
9. Lucius Fox doesn't like the Patriot Act.
10. Chinese customs officials don't think it's odd when they take someone's phone, only to find that, when they try to return it later, he/she already has one.
11. Don't be so serious.
12. If someone says they're going to make a pencil disappear, don't try to attack them.
13. If your loved one is being held out of a window, don't ask the person holding onto them to "Let them go"
14. Don't blow up the other boat.
15. Rescue the girl, because her face was not halfway submerged in oil.
16. Semi-trucks look really cool flipping over.
17. If you type your name into a computer, it blows up.
18. I shoot the bus driver.
19. The Joker wants you to know how he got his scars. Don't let him tell you.
20. Lucius Fox actually DID know he had his cell phone on him.
21. A convict in a ferry can make better life and death choices than ordinary people.
22. With fifteen minutes left to die and panic settling in, ALWAYS put things to a vote. Democracy wins.
23.It takes two bazooka shots to stop a moving cop car, but only one to completly destroy the Batpod.
24. Humans dressed in halloween costumes fall quicker than humans wearing regular clothes.
25. Purell sanitizer disinfects even the evilest of nurses.
26. If you are The Joker, you can pull off wearing chick clothes.
27. The Joker hates his father.
28. Always pick heads.
29. Harvey Dent thinks he is Batman.
30. Don't send your relatives to the Gotham Hospital, it tends to be the target of terroist attacks.
31. EVERYTHING can be decided by flipping a coin, including murders.
32. Alfred told you so.
33. You can tell how people really are just before they die. Just ask the Joker.
34. If your destination is "up," you may want to get out of your car.
What did you learn?
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