What if Batman and Robin had been a huge hit ?

[ABleedingCorpse]

Was Judge Dredd that bad of a movie? I enjoyed it a little bit. But I'm a sadomasticist, so a little painful movie wouldn't have bothered me.

 

[TromaFreak64]

ugh this board is just dominated with stuff being in the wrong place and useless threads.

 

[CaptainClown]

judge dredd wasn't bad but it wasn't great either. I like demolition man better.

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

"We have rounded up all of The Shumachers men. His reign of terror is over."
lol

 

[Uneed2LightenUp]

As much as it pains me to remember the campy *****hole that is Schumacher....

Bruce/Batman- Sylvester Stallone (hey anything is better than Clooney)
Rachel Dawes- Julia Stiles (Its Schumacher remember?)
The Joker- Adam Sandler
Scarecrow -Denzel Washington

Sounds interesting on paper right? Not until you hear lines like.....

"The boogy man aint got ***** on ME!" -Scarecrow
"Yo Adrian!.......I mean......Yo ALFRED! -Bruce

"Joker I'm gonna need you to ****** your anger." -Batman
"Its ******ed... I'm ******ed." -The Joker

 

[gwynplaine]

As much as it pains me to remember the campy *****hole that is Schumacher....

Bruce/Batman- Sylvester Stallone (hey anything is better than Clooney)
Rachel Dawes- Julia Stiles (Its Schumacher remember?)
The Joker- Adam Sandler
Scarecrow -Denzel Washington

Sounds interesting on paper right? Not until you hear lines like.....

"The boogy man aint got ***** on ME!" -Scarecrow
"Yo Adrian!.......I mean......Yo ALFRED! -Bruce

"Joker I'm gonna need you to ****** your anger." -Batman
"Its ******ed... I'm ******ed." -The Joker

Lol ! Sandler as the Joker, I didn't think of it but it's spot on.

 

[CaptainClown]

ugh Adam Sandler.....as the joker ugh........ I could choke somebody

 

[Stotch]

Adam Sandler as the joker would be an ideal choice Schumacher would make.

 

[Dvhyzs]

Batman and Robin was a huge hit...

 

[Stotch]

Batman and Robin was a huge hit...

...to the ground! HAHAahahaHAAhahahAHA!

 

[ronzpeed]

Robin would've had assless chaps, and Batgirl would've had pasties on her ****.

I wish somebody would do this manip.

 

[Stotch]

I wish somebody would do this manip.

Eager to see Robin, eh?

 

[gwynplaine]

Eager to see Robin, eh?

Lol.

 

[Nepenthes]

I kind of like this idea.

Maybe it's where the franchise should really be....fun, absurd, surreal, a good time for everyone with hot babes everywhere like Ivy and Silverstone (mmmmm! *splurt*) and hunks for like Jeff Goldberg for the mums and girlfriends. I'm not gay or anything but he has nice lips and would look good in a raggy costume that kind of exposed his shoulder and a little bit of pec. Sure Schumachers movies weren't exactly critical successes but I really think he was onto something and he would've perfected it in Batman5. More nipples and arse-shots, hilarious one-liners and dastardly villains! This time the Dynamic Duo faces a titillating triple threat! ...

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[ronzpeed]

Eager to see Robin, eh?

No, I just think it would be really funny.

 

[Darkly Dexter]

this thread = nonsense

close

 

[rory_bat]

If this was the case... I would kill myself.

Thank god that Chris Nolan came into the world.

 

[Stotch]

I kind of like this idea.

Maybe it's where the franchise should really be....fun, absurd, surreal, a good time for everyone with hot babes everywhere like Ivy and Silverstone (mmmmm! *splurt*) and hunks for like Jeff Goldberg for the mums and girlfriends. I'm not gay or anything but he has nice lips and would look good in a raggy costume that kind of exposed his shoulder and a little bit of pec. Sure Schumachers movies weren't exactly critical successes but I really think he was onto something and he would've perfected it in Batman5. More nipples and arse-shots, hilarious one-liners and dastardly villains! This time the Dynamic Duo faces a titillating triple threat! ...

Spoiler

Schumacher, is that you?

 

[Darkly Dexter]

If this was the case... I would kill myself.

Thank god that Chris Nolan came into the world.

Burton did an amazing job too. Don't forget him.

 

[rory_bat]

Burton did an amazing job too. Don't forget him.

Not so much. I don't think his heavy influence of german expressionism really fits the world of Batman. Plus his films were more about the villains than the actual character of Bruce Wayne/Batman. They're enjoyable...but not great or Batman in anyway.

 

[gwynplaine]

 

[gwynplaine]

For all my Judge Dredd/Joker fans friends out there.

 

[gwynplaine]

Wasn't Howard Stern going to be the Scarecrow at some point, or did I dream it ?

 

[bstringer]

Wasn't Howard Stern going to be the Scarecrow at some point, or did I dream it ?

Marilyn Manson was rumored at one point

 

[Dvhyzs]

Marilyn Manson was rumored at one point

That's simply horrifying.