What is ''too'' short for a guy?

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Been on my mind today. I am after all..just under 5'6 at 5'5. Yea, I'm a hobbit ass you could say..a midget...a tiny person...a non-gifted man...an elf...a little helper, friend-zone, not ever gonna get paid to play any sports outside of horse racing or NASCAR...etc.

Poll closes in 3598 days cause I'm silly like that. ^_^
 
I'll admit, I thought this thread was about something completely different.
 
I'm 5'10" and my wife teases me and calls me short sometimes. I guess it just depends on who you ask. I always wanted to be 6'. I didn't think it was to much to ask. I guess my genes did. :(
 
I'm 6'6" if you guys want a couple inches I could give it to you.

No, wait! Not like that!
 
If you're short, just take an interest in shorter women. :up:
 
Bah, you should seek out the love of dwarf women.
 
It's amazing how much stock is placed on height, which is really the one aspect of yourself you really can't control (unlike weight, class and religion, hell even race and gender to some limited extent).
 
I'm 6'2 but I hold the appearance of being 6'4.

Yes, I'm awesome. Women dig it.
 
danny devito lol
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Devito gets a pass. He's hilarious and he played the Penguin. :up:
 
Average Male American Height (Because seriously, what other nationalities count) is 5' 9 1/2"
 
We own them all, so they;re all really Americans.
 
I'm 5'5, so I am pretty short in comparison. Got teased throughout school and even got in a couple fights, but it comes with the territory. And if you notice, the shorter the chick, the taller she wants the guy to be. I mean like 4 ft. tall females who say they want a 6ft. or taller dude.
 

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