Reminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.COMICBOY said:sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why?
masquerading*Varient said:Reminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.
CantThinkOfAName said:sometimes a ***** needs to shut up
Silver Sable said:A man should never hit a woman!
The Joker said:I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something
Silver Sable said:Your damn right bub!
onceasaint said:Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic.
"What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?"
"Its Tuna Casserole..."
"Its crap! That's what it is!"
"Reed I..."
"Shut up Susan..."
"But Reed I..."
TheCorpulent1 said:Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird.
The Joker said:they should make a What If on this..."What If...Reed Richards Was An Abusive, White Trash Husband?"...he could just sit around all day in a wife beater (no pun intended), drinking beer, complaing abou how he hurt his back playing football and can't get a job, and then yell at/beat susan
TheCorpulent1 said:The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier?
onceasaint said:I really would buy that.
Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.
His costume would be the same F4 uniform, except the top half would be ripped up into a vest with a wife beater on under it.
onceasaint said:He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car.
"Susan..."
"Yes dear?"
"Did you take the car today?"
"Yes"
"Did you forget something?"
"I dont think..."
-SMACK-
"That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!"
"But Reed..."
"You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?"
"Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???"
"SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU"
"Reed he's only trying to hel..."