What The Hell?!

[Roy Harper]

I've never seen the pic before.

 

[MaraJanesSlave]

Well, um... maybe it didn't hurt so much because his hand is all rubbery?

Yeah, wishful thinking, I know... Has Sue ever hit Reed?

~Mara Jane

 

[Varient]

Well, um... maybe it didn't hurt so much because his hand is all rubbery?

Yeah, wishful thinking, I know... Has Sue ever hit Reed?

~Mara Jane

(chuckle)
Yes.

She has smacked all the men in the FF with that force field,...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm fairly certain she nearly killed all of them at least once or twice as Malice, too.

 

[onceasaint]

I keep trying to type an intelligent response to this thread but Corp's avy is making me laugh. Damn Venture Bros. and their jump suits...er... Speed Suits!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Good call correcting that. Don't ever let me hear you say "jumpsuit" again!

 

[onceasaint]

Good call correcting that. Don't ever let me hear you say "jumpsuit" again!

...

-mutters- damn crumbbum...possibly crampon

 

[Harlekin]

That should be another Marvel Universe, the comic is just that universe's Reed smacking Sue around. Make Reed say all sorts of messed up things to Sue.

"Damn accident couldn't finish the job... made it so I don't have to see you, but I still have to f'n hear you! ...need to invent a mute button for you. -opens another beer-"

They should totally make that a "Married with Children" like What-If?.

Al Bundy=Reed
Peg Bundy=Sue
Kelly Bundy=Johnny
Bud Bundy=Ben

 

[November Rain]

this thread is insane...

 

[onceasaint]

They should totally make that a "Married with Children" like What-If?.

Al Bundy=Reed
Peg Bundy=Sue
Kelly Bundy=Johnny
Bud Bundy=Ben

You want Sue nagging Reed to rub her ass?

The uniforms would have to change too, how is Reed gonna sit with his hand in his pants? Its a one piece thing. (Im not calling it a jump suit so Corp doesnt yell at me again).

Half the comic would be Reed talking to the others from the can. His arms would be in lab and he'd just yell from the bathroom.

 

[Dope Nose]

Half the comic would be Reed talking to the others from the can. His arms would be in lab and he'd just yell from the bathroom.

<insert screencap from the film of Reed reaching for the toilet paper>

 

[onceasaint]

<insert screencap from the film of Reed reaching for the toilet paper>

I was hoping someone had a picture of that scene. Guess not.

 

[Zeu]

I wonder.... would the bubble in the head work on Reed?
Dude´s elastic cells woudl probably just stretch without ripping tissue.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Probably not, since Reed seems to be able to deform his body in practically every way. A bubble around his head, however, would cut off the oxygen he still needs to breathe.

 

[onceasaint]

Probably not, since Reed seems to be able to deform his body in practically every way. A bubble around his head, however, would cut off the oxygen he still needs to breathe.

Eh... just gimme some liquid nitrogen and a hammer...

"Whose Mr Fantastic now!?"

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, presumably his own wife wouldn't want to kill him.

Or would she...?

 

[onceasaint]

Well, presumably his own wife wouldn't want to kill him.

Or would she...?

Women, like elephants, never forget... She's probably still mad about that slap.

"You were evil!"

"It hurt!"

"YOU...WERE...EVIL!"

"IM YOUR WIFE!"

"Dont remind me"

 

[Joker]

man...the whole rumored sue/reed break up thing is all starting to make sense now, it all stems from this one incident of spousal abuse

 

[onceasaint]

man...the whole rumored sue/reed break up thing is all starting to make sense now, it all stems from this one incident of spousal abuse

Like I said before, women never forget and damn sure never forgive.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

lmao