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Daughters of the Dust. Gorgeous.
Well at least you didn't sleep through the orgy!The 10 Commandments.
Edit : fell asleep before Moses banishment and woke up at the orgy.
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Venom
This is easily the best worst movie of 2003. It's fascinating how someone thought this movie could still work in 2018 after everything this genre has given so far. It's almost as if they dug up a Venom script back in the early 2000s and kept it mostly unchanged. There are a lot of times where a bad movie is just bad and boring, this is quite the opposite. I'll say this though, the movie starts out semi decent. It was about a good 20-25 minutes where the movie is a very straightforward scifi horror film. And the for the most part, it is pretty well shot and directed. And I really appreciate that the movie used real locations instead of a typical hollywood backlot. That being said, once Venom gets into the picture and gets a hold of Eddie Brock, the movie just free falls into comic hi-jinks madness. It literally becomes Abbott & Costello or the Three Stooges for the next hour. Now I get Venom has a dark sense of humor, but they unnecessarily just cranked it to 11. It makes Spider-Man 3's emo Parker look sane and I'm not even joking. However, there are some legit funny moments that are indeed very funny. Once it gets into the main plot with Riz Ahmed's character in the last act, the movie becomes very one note. Every supporting character besides Venom and Eddie just falls flat and you kinda want it to be over. You get another so bad it's good moment at the end and the movie is over... until we see the after credits. That sh** was on par if not worse than the Garfield Spider-Man stingers. It's so laughably bad. Overall, I may sound like I hate the movie, but I actually don't. It's a really fun bad movie that will be talked about for years to come.
5/10
Watched it a few months ago, pretty much what I thought as well.Insiduous: The Last Key
Some interesting bits but not the best
I don't think I 've seen the 3rd film. Have you? I liked the first 2.Watched it a few months ago, pretty much what I thought as well.
I liked the first two very much. Yes I've seen the third. It's okay in parts. I guess I'd put it on a par with The Last Key.I don't think I 've seen the 3rd film. Have you? I liked the first 2.
Oh right. Shame but I still want to see it so I've seen them all. Maybe James Wan needs to come back.I liked the first two very much. Yes I've seen the third. It's okay in parts. I guess I'd put it on a par with The Last Key.