What writer would you have writing your favourite Marvel Character

[PhotoJones]

That cat came out of the bag loooong ago.

 

[Darthphere]

Wait, Darthphere's gay?

Only on the weekends.

That cat came out of the bag loooong ago.

Possibly, the gayest thing you have ever posted.

 

[PhotoJones]

Gayer then this?

 

[Steve Rogers]

Dude...he's got a pic of your mom...

What? I'm entitled to an immature moment.

 

[PhotoJones]

Darth's mom is Bruce Vilanch; hairy and a man.

 

[Darthphere]

And an incredible writer.

 

[PhotoJones]

And an incredible writer.

Cringe-worthy.

 

[Darthphere]

I know, it hurt, physically.

 

[PhotoJones]

Probably not as much as passing you through a Bruce Vilanch's hoohaa.

 

[Darthphere]

I always associate hooha with Two Times Tuesday.

 

[PhotoJones]

Don't try and change the subject, dude.

 

[Darthphere]

I'm not, Vilanch's hooha, and pizza are very much the same topic.

 

[PhotoJones]

You shouldn't talk about your mom's penis like that.

 

[Darthphere]

You shouldn't talk about your mom's penis like that.

Who said anything about a penis?

 

[PhotoJones]

Uh...Mother Nature?

 

[Steve Rogers]

Who said anything about a penis?

Freudian slip?

 

[PhotoJones]

Freud would have a field day with Darth.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Freud would have a field day with Darth.

That could be taken as dirty...

 

[Darthphere]

Freud would have a field day with Darth.

Freud died because I lived.

 

[PhotoJones]

That could be taken as dirty...

It should be taken as any way you want to interpret it.

Freud died because I lived.

Tell me about it. You're the poster child for Freud's teachings: a person born from a penis.

 

[Steve Rogers]

It should be taken as any way you want to interpret it.

That was my own Feudian slip. Darth + Freud= Hot man on man lovin'

 

[PhotoJones]

That's what happens when Freud makes man love. Male conception.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Then for pillow talk they blame everything on mothers.

 

[PhotoJones]

I wonder what that means, considering that Darth's mother is a man. Hmm...

 

[Max J Power]

I'd put Millar back on Ultimate X-Men.