Comics whats been going on?

[WebSlinger666]

hey i havent been able to go to any comic shops at all in months. due to school, work and my wife being extreamly sick for awhile. so can someone kindly sum up whats been going on? last i knew aunt may was shot petey went to tony, they faughty tony was sorry for petey and said he cant do a thing and walked off. also
~so is eddie venom again? what happend with that?
~cap is comeing back? wtf?
~from reading this section seems like dr strange is gonna make ppl forget petey is spidey?

sorry for so many questions...i really miss my comics. it feels werid not reading them.

 

[Norman Osborn]

~so is eddie venom again? what happend with that?

Nope.....Eddie tried to kill himself, Spidey stopped him...as far as I know Eddie's still dying of cancer and Scorpion's still Venom

~cap is comeing back? wtf?

Eventually of course....although I'm not expecting any time soon...if you're referencing the Ross pics...personally I think that's Winter Soldier

~from reading this section seems like dr strange is gonna make ppl forget petey is spidey?

Truth is, no-one really knows .......the most prevailing rumour is that Pete will somehow give up his marriage to allow Aunt May to live...there's really been little reference made to Pete's identity on, .....again there's been some speculation that Mephisto, not Strange, will make this ominous offer to Pete....but I reitterate, no one knows....for the most part we're all just holding our breaths and hoping for the best and expecting the worse (and given Marvel's recent history wth Spidey, expecting the worse isn't pessimistic it's realistic)

 

[DestinyMakerX]

~so is eddie venom again? what happend with that?

The symbiote has been haunting Eddie in his subconcious. Eddie received a package he ordered, which was a black spidey suit, which he put on. He killed a hospital worker. Since Eddie was in the same hospital as Peter's Aunt May, he planned on killing her. However, Eddie couldn't bring himself to killing someone as innocent as May. He tried commiting suicide, but Peter saved him. Eddie woke up in the hospital bed, with the symbiote telling him that he was not going anywhere. Eddie admitted he now knew who was in charge.

~cap is comeing back? wtf?

That's news to me...

~from reading this section seems like dr strange is gonna make ppl forget petey is spidey?

I sure hope so!








100th post!

 

[dan1]

The subject of this thread, what's been going on? Here you go:

Gwen Stacy and Norman Osborn had kids. Mary Jane knew all along. Peter stabbed a guy with his claws and ate his head and soul. Peter unmasked in front of the world.

Yeah, I'd say it's all up for grabs, now.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

What's going on... Spider-man fans died and went to hell.... There they read Stories where: Gwen Stacy had CONSENSUAL sex with Norman Osborn. MJ knew about this and kept it secret. Gwen gave birth to Goblin twins. The feamle Goblin baby tried to seduce Peter. Peter became the bastard magical son of a Spider, Hannibal Lecter and Wolverine... right after Morlun ate his eye and Peter died... This Peter Reborn became Ironman's bit... sidek... partner and received a mecha-spider-Robin suit. Peter then unmasks to the world and Aunt May gets shot... Soon he'll trade MJ for Aunt May and possibly Harry, Gwen, Uncle Ben, Jean DeWolff, Clone Ben, Captain Stacy, Ned Leeds, and any other dead character will return from the dead... Except Baby May... Joe Quesada ate her... also there's a load of Mech-Spider-Robins running about... That's Nu-Spidey in a nutshell

 

[UltimateJustin]

What's going on... Spider-man fans died and went to hell.... There they read Stories where: Gwen Stacy had CONSENSUAL sex with Norman Osborn. MJ knew about this and kept it secret. Gwen gave birth to Goblin twins. The feamle Goblin baby tried to seduce Peter. Peter became the bastard magical son of a Spider, Hannibal Lecter and Wolverine... right after Morlun ate his eye and Peter died... This Peter Reborn became Ironman's bit... sidek... partner and received a mecha-spider-Robin suit. Peter then unmasks to the world and Aunt May gets shot... Soon he'll trade MJ for Aunt May and possibly Harry, Gwen, Uncle Ben, Jean DeWolff, Clone Ben, Captain Stacy, Ned Leeds, and any other dead character will return from the dead... Except Baby May... Joe Quesada ate her... also there's a load of Mech-Spider-Robins running about... That's Nu-Spidey in a nutshell

And they thought all of that sounded interesting when they came up with it. If they only knew people just wanted to read good stories about Pete Spidermaning around town, saving the day and complaining about it, with an occasional twist or shock when the situation called for one.

 

[dan1]

Except Baby May... Joe Quesada ate her...

Classic Doc_

 

[farmernudie]

DOC OCK: What's going on... Spider-man fans died and went to hell.... There they read Stories where: Gwen Stacy had CONSENSUAL sex with Norman Osborn. MJ knew about this and kept it secret. Gwen gave birth to Goblin twins. The feamle Goblin baby tried to seduce Peter. Peter became the bastard magical son of a Spider, Hannibal Lecter and Wolverine... right after Morlun ate his eye and Peter died... This Peter Reborn became Ironman's bit... sidek... partner and received a mecha-spider-Robin suit. Peter then unmasks to the world and Aunt May gets shot... Soon he'll trade MJ for Aunt May and possibly Harry, Gwen, Uncle Ben, Jean DeWolff, Clone Ben, Captain Stacy, Ned Leeds, and any other dead character will return from the dead... Except Baby May... Joe Quesada ate her... also there's a load of Mech-Spider-Robins running about... That's Nu-Spidey in a nutshell

LOL.....!!

That's...rich!....who at Marvel actually thought this would be some swell spidey style story telling anyway?? It's very whack.



I miss real spidey...even some of the lamer old 70's stories had more creativity and flare compared to this cheese. A lot more HEART too.

 

[dan1]

LOL.....!!

That's...rich!....who at Marvel actually thought this would be some swell spidey style story telling anyway?? It's very whack.



I miss real spidey...even some of the lamer old 70's stories had more creativity and flare compared to this cheese. A lot more HEART too.

C'Mon Farmer, you know who thought it was a swell idea! t:

 

[Captivated]

What's going on... Spider-man fans died and went to hell.... There they read Stories where: Gwen Stacy had CONSENSUAL sex with Norman Osborn. MJ knew about this and kept it secret. Gwen gave birth to Goblin twins. The feamle Goblin baby tried to seduce Peter. Peter became the bastard magical son of a Spider, Hannibal Lecter and Wolverine... right after Morlun ate his eye and Peter died... This Peter Reborn became Ironman's bit... sidek... partner and received a mecha-spider-Robin suit. Peter then unmasks to the world and Aunt May gets shot... Soon he'll trade MJ for Aunt May and possibly Harry, Gwen, Uncle Ben, Jean DeWolff, Clone Ben, Captain Stacy, Ned Leeds, and any other dead character will return from the dead... Except Baby May... Joe Quesada ate her... also there's a load of Mech-Spider-Robins running about... That's Nu-Spidey in a nutshell

LOL!

Brilliant recap! t:

It may sound crazy... but it's NO JOKE. All that crap actually happened.

Well... except for the fans dying and going to hell. We really didn't. It only FELT like it.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

That is the worst part... It is REAL... (Except the hell part and the mass revival speculation, but on Joe Q's world ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE...)

 

[dan1]

Joe Quesada is a company clown. Not a comic book innovator. He is a tool of the establishment, and worst of all he thinks he is a visionary.

Someone get him a mirror. (and not the one from Snow White, he already has the Wicked Witch mirror)

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

What we need is Bizarro Joe Q... Then we'll get the innovation that we desire...

 

[dan1]

Doc_ can you photoshop or Spryte a Bizarro Joe Q?

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

I'll see what I can do...

"Me Hate the spider-marriage!
Me love the Stingers and Unmasking!
Me destroy Spider-man with continuity...
Uwe Boll is Great filmmaker"- Bizarro Joe Quesada

 

[dan1]

^^^^^^^^^^^^t: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Here is a pic that doesn't need altering. Quesada in "ready to help Pete download Porn" mode.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

There's the problem... (I used that very same pic as a reference BTW) He spends too much time thinking with the wrong head... Maybe if Joe Q was castrated he could work wonders on spidey...

 

[shinlyle]

I'll see what I can do...

"Me Hate the spider-marriage!
Me love the Stingers and Unmasking!
Me destroy Spider-man with continuity...
Uwe Boll is Great filmmaker"- Bizarro Joe Quesada

Genius!!t:

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

Genius!!t:

Thanks... BTW congrats! on the baby thing...

 

[shinlyle]

Thanks... BTW congrats! on the baby thing...

Thanks, man, but my wife is doing all the work!

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

For now... You'll have your share of responsbilities soon... diaper runs, diaper change, waking up at awkward hours to help soothe the baby... but the rewards should be better... Hey with all this baby stuff talk a "Crazy idea popped in my head... What I'd like to see is a Spider-girl: Childhood mini series in which an "older" Peter and MJ have to deal with the arrival of their lost baby May...(and Spider-man...) It would really be a Spidey comic, but having baby May in it...

 

[Norman Osborn]

I'll see what I can do...

"Me LOVE the spider-marriage!
Me HATE the Stingers and Unmasking!
Me FIX Spider-man with continuity...ME FIX EM REEAAAALL GOOD!
Uwe Boll is Great filmmaker"- Bizarro Joe Quesada

Good stuff...except that since it's bizarro Joe....shouldn't he be saying the opposite of what he means?...like the Original Bizarro would say good-bye when saying hello////.....

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

Bizarro Joe Q can SAVE Spidey (Not Bizarro-World "save"... that's why we've got the NORMAL Joe Q for... He's being Bizarro-world saving Spidey for the last few years... and maybe Bizarro Joe Q can "Bizarro-world" Rape Spidey...)

 

[Cap7ain Blood]

Are there any signs that this franchise might be picking up again? I had a subscription but let it expire and was wondering if i should renew it anytime soon?

 

[shinlyle]

Are there any signs that this franchise might be picking up again? I had a subscription but let it expire and was wondering if i should renew it anytime soon?

*Shakes magic 8 ball*

Hmm....what a shock...."NOT ANYTIME SOON".

Seriously, save your money, or buy up back issues until you hear critics and fans actually praising the book...something that hasn't happened in years.