What's the last dream you had?

[The Guard]

I was being chased by a giant taco lastnite

Did it poop ice cream?

 

[Untilteld]

Zombies and Leatherface were working together to take out me and my friends.

 

[Victarion]

I'm an anti when it comes to the Twilight saga.

I dreamed I was either at a release party for the next Twilight novel, or maybe it was the movie. I dunno. I made a track jacket to tease fans about the Edward-Bella romance. It had LOL NECROPHILIA airbrushed across the back. I was there with Clint Eastwood. That's all I remember.

 

[CashforStash]

riding a horse with Rambo in Ahfghanstan.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Riding an alpaca with Rando in Alpacastan.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I had a dream that Adam Sandler was eaten by the Gopher from Cadddy Shack.

 

[Yerzrinot]

Zombies and Leatherface were working together to take out me and my friends.

That sounds awesome.

 

[The Geek Vault]

I had a dream Obama and Mcain had a debate at my house and that I left all my stuff at band camp

 

[ElToro]

i hope this dream dosent scar you guys but...the bay area was being bombed.It was the most depressing,saddest,scary dream i ever had in my life.

Scary!!!

 

[bullets]

i usually have a dream where i'm back with an ex who i loved alot but she looks and acts somewhat different . it kind of disturbs me.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

My buddy from Colorado and I were in some old west town and were came across an abandoned that was used for storage of hay stacks and whatnot. I remember that we also watched Invasion of the Blood Farmers with some hicks. He's been in two or three of my dreams before.

 

[deemar325]

I dreamed I pooped a golden nugget

 

[Untilteld]

That sounds awesome.

It was really vivid and felt real, so no .. no it wasn't.

 

[Majic Walrus]

So I'm sleeping after watching an episode of Sarah Conner Chronicles. You know, the one with Summer "" Glau. And I'm just getting to sleep after reading the newest issues of Deadpool and feeding my daughter.

My head is resting on the pillow softly and I'm gone.

Suddenly I'm running full speed from the entire population of Cuba. Don't ask me how I know it was the entire population. It just was. Also I was running with Patrick Stewart. Not Patrick Stewart Prof. X, Patrick Stewart Captain Picard. He wasn't wearing the uniform though. Don't ask me how i know it was Capt. Picard. It just was.

So anyway me and Jean-Luc are running full speed away from all of Cuba. And he turns to me and he says, "Engage!" and I say, "What?!" And he looks at me like I'm dumb and pulls out a big remote control and presses the button on it that says "Obama".

We teleport.

Now we're both in Barak Obama's office right. And he's not the president yet but we're trying to tell him about how aliens are coming to get us. We'll you know... Aliens as in Cubans. Not like Kligons.

Anyway B Cool (that's what we call him, B Cool) says that he can't help us because he hasn't been elected yet. So we say that we'll get him elected.

Suddenly I'm in the not to distant future with Summer "" Glau. No we're not doing it we're killing Republicans with her lazer vision. Don't ask me how I know it's a lazer. It just is. We're killing Republicans left and right and then Picard calls me on my cellphone. Except it's not my cellphone, it's actually that really cool slider phone that I used to want when the Matrix movies were out.

He calls me and tells me that we got all the Republicans (only he calls them Johnny Repubs) and that B Cool can be the president now. I thank Summer "" Glau and then we take a plane back to DC.

In DC it's me and Picard, and B Cool, and Summer "" Glau and we're all drinking and carrying on and playing D&D. I'm playing a level 8 Paladin, which is strange because I've never played a Paladin in real life. I think Picard's playing a rouge. I'm not sure but I assume, because the only thing he can say is "Backstab!" and "Engage!".

B Cool mentions how awesome we were for saving the world from the Cubans.

I wake up at 2:00 AM in a cold sweat. Wondering where the hell Captain Picard, B Cool, and Summer "" Glau are. Now it's just me and my wife and my daughter in the bassonet next to our bed.

Pretty wicked huh?

 

[LondonGirl]

I had a dream that Rorschach from Watch Men was a female lol.

 

[TLH]

I was being chased by a giant, talking taco.

This is not the first time I've had this dream.

 

[The Guard]

Yes, but did it poop ice cream?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I went to a porn convention with a friend of mine that works at a video rental store. We went over to visit his favorite actress' expo(Flower Tucci). While there, T.I.(the rapper) calls me on my cell phone and has like nothing to say. Like we were good friends or something. So I told him I had to go cuz the porn chicks were doin something sexy lol. Next thing I know, an old high school friend is dragging me out of the convention and we end up at a party where we drink and get caught up. Then I wake up.

Wtf

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I went to a porn convention with a friend of mine that works at a video rental store. We went over to visit his favorite actress' expo(Flower Tucci). While there, T.I.(the rapper) calls me on my cell phone and has like nothing to say. Like we were good friends or something. So I told him I had to go cuz the porn chicks were doin something sexy lol. Next thing I know, an old high school friend is dragging me out of the convention and we end up at a party where we drink and get caught up. Then I wake up.

Wtf

That's one dream I wouldn't try to analyze...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha

 

[AndThePickles]

I went to a porn convention with a friend of mine that works at a video rental store. We went over to visit his favorite actress' expo(Flower Tucci). While there, T.I.(the rapper) calls me on my cell phone and has like nothing to say. Like we were good friends or something. So I told him I had to go cuz the porn chicks were doin something sexy lol. Next thing I know, an old high school friend is dragging me out of the convention and we end up at a party where we drink and get caught up. Then I wake up.

Wtf

WEIRDO

 

[Honey Vibe]

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[Arcturus]

I had a strange dream where I was walking through a barren landscape, needless to say I wandered aimlessly, and suddenly I got kicked by a Kangaroo.

I think I am losing my mind.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

WEIRDO

Haha, w/e

 

[CashforStash]

A giant taco fighting a grilled cheese sandwhich