The Guard
Avenger
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I was being chased by a giant taco lastnite
Did it poop ice cream?
I was being chased by a giant taco lastnite
Zombies and Leatherface were working together to take out me and my friends.
That sounds awesome.![]()

" Glau. And I'm just getting to sleep after reading the newest issues of Deadpool and feeding my daughter.
" Glau. No we're not doing it we're killing Republicans with her lazer vision. Don't ask me how I know it's a lazer. It just is. We're killing Republicans left and right and then Picard calls me on my cellphone. Except it's not my cellphone, it's actually that really cool slider phone that I used to want when the Matrix movies were out.
" Glau and then we take a plane back to DC.
" Glau and we're all drinking and carrying on and playing D&D. I'm playing a level 8 Paladin, which is strange because I've never played a Paladin in real life. I think Picard's playing a rouge. I'm not sure but I assume, because the only thing he can say is "Backstab!" and "Engage!".
" Glau are. Now it's just me and my wife and my daughter in the bassonet next to our bed.I went to a porn convention with a friend of mine that works at a video rental store. We went over to visit his favorite actress' expo(Flower Tucci). While there, T.I.(the rapper) calls me on my cell phone and has like nothing to say. Like we were good friends or something. So I told him I had to go cuz the porn chicks were doin something sexy lol. Next thing I know, an old high school friend is dragging me out of the convention and we end up at a party where we drink and get caught up. Then I wake up.
Wtf

I went to a porn convention with a friend of mine that works at a video rental store. We went over to visit his favorite actress' expo(Flower Tucci). While there, T.I.(the rapper) calls me on my cell phone and has like nothing to say. Like we were good friends or something. So I told him I had to go cuz the porn chicks were doin something sexy lol. Next thing I know, an old high school friend is dragging me out of the convention and we end up at a party where we drink and get caught up. Then I wake up.
Wtf
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