When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[Mee]

"She said 'Hello' to me when I walked in the door"

"Dudes!!!! She asked me if I needed ANYTHING else. She wants me!!!"

t:

 

[Fran]

LOL!

^^ Great quotes.

 

[Bad Superman]

StarWarsAgent. . . I just shaved. . . . for you. . .​

 

[Ronny Shade]

StarWarsAgent. . . I just shaved. . . . for you. . .​

It was so they could act out THX1138 together.

 

[Equint77]

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hippy fascist]

**** dude it's gareth from the office

 

[SsM]

she isnt very attractive...

but maybe she has a great personality?

 

[Kool-Aid]

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forget what? Hooters has good wings?

 

[Mee]

Heh. Fan fiction forum.

Mods 1- SWA 0

 

[hippy fascist]

whoever moved it will be found dead in the morning with a toy lightsabre plunged through their chest, and the words "don't take the piss out of ROTS" written all over the walls in their own blood...

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Dew moved it she always moves things. How do you think the Hooters thread got lost when 2 mods left it alone.

 

[hippy fascist]

Dew moved it she always moves things. How do you think the Hooters thread got lost when 2 mods left it alone.

she's gonna need to invest in some serious pepper spray then

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

It was the week of 1999. I was in Rosarito beach for Spring Break. Jason and me stayed at the famous Hotel Del Rosarito. We are good friends and I always knew that we would eventually go there and "Party like it was 1999".
It was on a thursday afternoon that we went to the set of Titanic. Down there they have a FOX studios where they built the set for the movie. We spend all day there looking at the props and the good stuff. After the visit to the set we went to a restaurant there, on the side of the cliff. We ordered lobster and some beer. We were gettin' toasted.
Already the day had been really fun. Later on, about 5pm, we went back to our hotel and got ready to go to the local bar, Senor Frogs.

Upon arrival, I immediately noticed lots of hot girls! Man, they were very hot. This was playboy's Spring Break's hot spot and we knew it when we walked into the disco. We took a booth and ordered eight dos equis cahuamas.

You wouldn't believe all the people that showed up. You would think, because it's Mexico, there would be all Mexicans there. It was all white girls and white guys running around getting drunk and having tequila shots. I met this one girl, I forgot her name, and she said, "Hey can I get a body shot", I said "Sure". Not knowing what a body shot was. So she takes off her shirt and jumps on top of the bar, then the bartender pours something on her belly and I suck it all up! It was all in fun.

It got late. I think it was about 1 am. When I got all messed up and started dancing by myself. Sorry, I do that sometimes. I get all freaky like a rock star or something or other.

Suddenly, there she was, dancing with her other girlfriends. It was like looking at an angel. Pure white face..Eyes that shine in the dark and that european beauty. Yes, it was Natalie Portman..Or as I got to call her, Nat.
I got close and began to dance next to her, acting like I didn't know who she was..pretending to be a regular guy just having fun. Of course, I was dying inside..I wanted to scream out and say something about Star Wars..But I kept quiet and just smiled. What was that movie? Dirty Dancing? yeah, it was just like that. We looked at eachother and kissed with hungy eyes. She was like the wind. And I was a free bird.

So far I kept quiet and just went along with the music. But some other part of me screamed, "Hi, what's Your name?" She replied, "Nat". I smiled.
We got close and sweaty, dancing to music I can't remember. The lights, the excitement, the party people! Yes, I was here..And I was Dancing with Natalie Portman.
I asked her to come and sit with me. She accepted the invitation, so we went back and I put my arm around her. We were just two regular people talking about Movies and Rosarito beach. "I'm here checkin out the site for a movie" She said. And continued, "I went to the set of Titanic, it's really nice there and the people are really cool". I told her I was just some guy from San Diego there to have a break. "I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied. We talked until 3 am. Continued to dance and drink.

I am a gentleman. So I offered, to walk her to the terrace room. "I must insist" I said. She smiled and looked down. As if thinking. She laughed and agreed.
The Hotel was about 3 blocks away. I walked her there with my arms around her waist. She felt warm and moved slowly. She smelled like a rose and looked like a goddess. I couldn't believe it! I was actually walking down the street with her, it was as if God had given me a most generous gift. I thanked him.

We arrived at her destination. There was an alcoholic odor in the air. Yeah, I've had way too much to drink. But it was all for the better because that meant I could ask her anything! So I went for it. I said softly to her ear, "Nat, can I come in"? She laughed. Looked down and replied, "Ok, but just for a few minutes, My dad would kill me" I put my arm around her neck, went inside and closed the door.

The End.


StarWarsAgent.

Sounds like the biggest stalker case in the history of Hype/man.

 

[SsM]

I like how he says it was the "week of 1999" Which week could it be :/

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

He's such a liar.

 

[Pussy Galore]

He's such a liar.

i PMed you

 

[Superhobo]

Starwarsagent. You complete me.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I bet Starwarsagent gets off on this thread

 

[hippy fascist]

I bet Starwarsagent gets off on this thread

From the way he posts I'd imagine he gets off on various farmyard animals

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Specially on Skywalker ranch

 

[hippy fascist]

Specially on Skywalker ranch

kinda figured that's why he defends jarjar so vehemently

"meesa take it up di poopa"

 

[Hades]

Most Emo poster
Hades vs... um nevermind

I don't see why people feel the need to call me that.
Maybe "sad" or "whiney" but "emo" seems like such a derogatory term.
Especially when it derives from a musical style I detest.

 

[hippy fascist]

I don't see why people feel the need to call me that.
Maybe "sad" or "whiney" but "emo" seems like such a derogatory term.
Especially when it derives from a musical style I detest.

never comes across as emo to me. An annoying wanker, yes, but never emo

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Hashaha

Badum Tsch.

 

[Duende Verde]

Man, this is hilarious!
Why didn't I see this while it was still in community?
Back in 1999 I was still making designs for Senor Frog's in Tijuana and Rosarito.
If a movie star visited the place, everybody in town would know.
After 1999, Natalie hasn't filmed a SFX heavy movie besides the Star Wars prequels and V, why would she be scouting the Fox Studios in Rosarito?