When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[The Amazing Lee]

Jar Jar was like being felt up by your RE teacher.

It was just akward.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Jar Jar was like being felt up by your RE teacher.

It was just akward.

depends on your RE teacher...

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My one looked like the devil.

 

[Cyrusbales]

My one looked like the devil.

mine was an OK blonde bird, had a thing for her once. for a teacher though, Phwoar! lol

 

[JLBats]

This **** is irregular.

 

[Cyrusbales]

so is having a fit RE teacher, lol

 

[Tangled Web]

What in the hell is going on in this *****?

 

[Hunter Rider]

What in the hell is going on in this *****?

It started out as a thread in community with this slightly unstable poster SWA claiming this story was real...........Dew moved it to fan fiction as it's clearly BS

 

[Tangled Web]

Starwarsagent you crazy bastard. Meeting Portman isn't something to fool around about. Now if you ever do meet her no one will believe you. Well, unless it's on the news after she beats your ass for being weird. We'll all believe that.

 

[Spider-Bite]

This.... this reminds me of the time that Michael jackson came over to my house to use the bathroom.

No wait... wait, you're right, he didn't.

yes he did

But his sister did...

that was him. he looks kind of girlyt:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Ha ha. Moved to Fan Fiction.

Pure Genius Dew. up:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I wish I could take credit. It was Malice who did it

 

[Swordmaster]

I wish I could take credit. It was Malice who did it

That's...not all that surprising, actually

 

[StarWarsAgent]

:heart: A poem for Nat. :heart:





Skin-deep lip kiss
How much I miss
Our night at the beach
Your skin feels like peach
Dancing in the night
The moon, so bright

My arms around you
walking on the sand
Listen to the band
I kiss your hand

My mind can't see
it wont let me be
I think about you
Let me feel you

Is this love?
It won't let me be
You fly like a dove
I sit by a rock

All things must end
Our encounter was true
the sky was blue
All things must end,true

You called me lover
I called you angel
We met in heaven
Love comes, never

Nat, I will miss
That sweet goodnight kiss
I'll love you forever
For ever and ever

Night, Nat
Be glad
Be Nat.



StarWarsAgent

 

[Fried Gold]

I think you're strange and weird.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

I think you're strange and weird.

That's what they told Lucas when he was pitching Star Wars to the studios.

 

[Hunter Rider]

That's what they told Lucas when he was pitching Star Wars to the studios.

You're not Lucas but i am beginning to wonder if you are for real or an elaborate prankster

 

[StarWarsAgent]

You're not Lucas but i am beginning to wonder if you are for real or an elaborate prankster

Oh, I can assure you I've met Nat and That I am totally obsessed with her..you should see my room..Yeah, no shame here. I am in love with her.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Oh, I can assure you I've met Nat and That I am totally obsessed with her..you should see my room..Yeah, no shame here. I am in love with her.

You're not still claiming this story is real are you ?

 

[StarWarsAgent]

You're not still claiming this story is real are you ?

From a certain point of view, It's very real.

 

[Hunter Rider]

From a certain point of view, It's very real.

LOL does that point of view involve padded walls ?t:

 

[StarWarsAgent]

LOL does that point of view involve padded walls ?t:

Carpet

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Ur all just a bunch of jealous haters with ur panties in a bunch!

 

[hippy fascist]

Ur all just a bunch of jealous haters with ur panties in a bunch!

there's nothing wrong with wearing panties, they feel soft against my skin and provide plenty of support

Besides panties are better than a straitjacket