When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[SsM]

............... SO.... uhh... yeah :/


I never really found it "funny" but I've been told I lack a sense of humor...... so maybe it really was funny... but I dunno

 

[DOG LIPS]

I never really found it "funny" but I've been told I lack a sense of humor...... so maybe it really was funny... but I dunno

I didn't mean like "Ha ha" funny, I meant like "Point and laugh" funny.

 

[SsM]

oh.... yeah.. well... then OKAY! :-D it definately was point and laugh funny

but now its just.. look down and shake head

 

[hippy fascist]

"...ah princess amidala I presume...we shall be very happy together..."

 

[SsM]

When I met George Lucas: A story

it was the week of 06.... and I was walking through walmart.. I think I was buying prison break... or smallville or something... and I'm going to the checkout..



and there he is... a guy that looks JUST like george lucas... i was like.... *points* *haha* and then I checked out and left...


It's hard to believe I know.. but every word is true

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.

Case closed. SWA YOU FRAUD.

 

[bored]

We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.

A fine pwnage, Mr. Verde.

 

[Tangled Web]

How can you be both a George Lucas fan and a Star Wars fan?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

It's like being both light and dark side.

 

[Sloth7d]

Wouldn't that be--like some sort of grey side?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.

You got him. You are the Hype! version of Elliot Ness.

 

[Mike_D202]

Well not only that, but "Nat" was with ME that night, so there.

 

[Sloth7d]

As a matter of fact, I am "Natalie Portman" and I can confirm that I was with Mike D202 that night.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.

Oh Snap!

 

[bored]

As a matter of fact, I am "Natalie Portman" and I can confirm that I was with Mike D202 that night.

They speak the truth. I know, 'cuz I was watching.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

And I filmed it.

 

[Immortalfire]

This is so stupid

 

[Cyrusbales]

and still going.....

 

[Immortalfire]

The better wannabe stalker; StarWarsAgent, or Ghostrider87.

 

[Cyrusbales]

SWA takes it, the man is disturbed beyond belief, plz do tell of GR's exploits?

 

[hippy fascist]

SWA takes it, the man is disturbed beyond belief, plz do tell of GR's exploits?

Hooters Pimp

 

[Cyrusbales]

Hooters Pimp

okies, SWA probably needs the most psychiatric help!

 

[Immortalfire]

SWA takes it, the man is disturbed beyond belief, plz do tell of GR's exploits?

He fell in love with a Hooters waitress, wrote a story about their love, and how they will be together forever...or something like that. Kind of scary.
He's also a fan of the Tennessee Titans and Chicago Cubs.

 

[Cyrusbales]

He fell in love with a Hooters waitress, wrote a story about their love, and how they will be together forever...or something like that. Kind of scary.
He's also a fan of the Tennessee Titans and Chicago Cubs.

at least he actually saw this person in real life, that's gotta be a little bit better?

 

[Immortalfire]

Perhaps. Ah geesh, he messaged me on Yahoo demanding to know what I meant when I called the Titans/Dolphins game today the Sunday Afternoon Toilet Bowl.