when is it common courtesy to lie?

[Colossal Spoons]

But see, I like to look good not only for myself, but for my boyfriend, so I like to know what he likes/doesn't like. It doesn't offend me if I get a "No, I don't care for that top", etc. response.

It's not out of fear of offense, it's just to save time.

 

[AndThePickles]

Boooo

 

[Eddie Brock]

It's not out of fear of offense, it's just to save time.

*applause*

 

[kytrigger]

It's not out of fear of offense, it's just to save time.

But it won't work now that you gave away the secret...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

But it won't work now that you gave away the secret...

You don't know how I work. I'll just leave her in the house cuz I can be ready in 15 mins

 

[terry78]

Women are attracted to the brutally honest approach. Yes, we are taught as boys that you're supposed to agree with and lie to the female to make her feel good, but when she hears it all her life and someone does the opposite, she starts to feel all funny down there.

 

[kytrigger]

You don't know how I work. I'll just leave her in the house cuz I can be ready in 15 mins

I did that once. For some reason she wasn't happy.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hey, I can get ready pretty damn fast.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, I can get ready pretty damn fast.

How 'bout those Saints? Woo!

 

[kytrigger]

"female fast" and "male fast" are completely different though

 

[AndThePickles]

How 'bout those Saints? Woo!

 

[AndThePickles]

"female fast" and "male fast" are completely different though

I can be ready within 20 minutes, I swear.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I can be ready within 20 minutes, I swear.

Those Chargers sure did blow it eh guys?

 

[kytrigger]

I can be ready within 20 minutes, I swear.

but is this you trying to go as fast as possible, or just getting ready at a reletively nomal, but speedy pace?

 

[kytrigger]

Those Chargers sure did blow it eh guys?

God I wish they would have won...I can't stand Bears fans anymore.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

 

[AndThePickles]

but is this you trying to go as fast as possible, or just getting ready at a reletively nomal, but speedy pace?

Relatively normal, but speedy pace. It would be me actually just doing what I need to do instead of relaxing and such.

 

[AndThePickles]

Those Chargers sure did blow it eh guys?

 

[kytrigger]

It's funny, befoer I came to Chicago, the only Chicago team I hated was the Cubs. Now that I've been here for several years, I hate them all.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Relatively normal, but speedy pace. It would be me actually just doing what I need to do instead of relaxing and such.

Like you normally do!? Ah ha!

 

[terry78]

It's funny, befoer I came to Chicago, the only Chicago team I hated was the Cubs. Now that I've been here for several years, I hate them all.

How about that cold snap today? I had to walk my ass to CDW in the west loop in that bull****.

 

[Fran]

It's not out of fear of offense, it's just to save time.

Teach me.

 

[kytrigger]

How about that cold snap today? I had to walk my ass to CDW in the west loop in that bull****.

That sucks. While half the time I hate it, I'm glad I work at home on days like this.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Teach me.

Experiment w/ diff lies and see which one gets you guys outta the house the quickest

 

[Kritish]

When you think you'll get sex for it.