Which is less IB like behaviour?

[Tangled Web]

Yeah yeah, weird syntax on the title.

Which is less honors student type behaviour.

But, a friend of mine (also in IB (Swiftman)) and I got in to a debate.
The debate one is which is less IB like, putting a purple crayon in the pencil sharpener or dry humping a girl at a Panic! show?

He says that dry humping is worse than putting a crayon in the pencil sharpener, while I insist that some frottage is acceptable while putting a crayon in a pencil sharpener is just stupid.

What do you guys think?

 

[Helghast]

I think trivial bulls**t like this should be kept in personal lives.

 

[enterthemadness]

Your friend is a dumb Honor Student. Every guy has the urge to dryhump a woman. What makes him above that? He's smater? I don't thiiiiiink soooooooo. It's basic instinct to ****. Putting a crayon in a pencil sharpner is like robbing a bank with an....carrot.

 

[Tangled Web]

He is a dumb ass. He posts on here and he agreed this would be how we'd settle it. When he loses he's going to demand we ask an honors teacher. And when we ask and she agrees with me he'll say that's void because I picked a teacher that favors me.

 

[squeekness]

I never knew any honor kids. I only hung out with rejects because they seemed more like real people to me.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'm real. My dry humping is an example of how real honors students are.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I put a pen in a pencil sharpener once, I wasnt thinking at the time.

 

[Tsunulia]

Crayons need to be sharpened too.

 

[Jerry]

I think trivial bulls**t like this should be kept in personal lives.

Well the whole forum may as well be shut down then. Because a good 90 percent of it is bull**** like this. What the **** is the gamma lounge? A bunch of ******s posting LOL and OMGSZZ throughout the entire thread?

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh a postnote to the story; the crayon ended up getting jammed in the sharpener and the next day Mr. G announced it to us and he made Manuel (swiftman) buy another one.

lol.

 

[Tsunulia]

Well the whole forum may as well be shut down then. Because a good 90 percent of it is bull**** like this. What the **** is the gamma lounge? A bunch of ******s posting LOL and OMGSZZ throughout the entire thread?

*starts to get violent*

 

[Tangled Web]

The gamma lounge went to hell.

 

[Helghast]

It didn't go to hell, it was always there.

Well the whole forum may as well be shut down then. Because a good 90 percent of it is bull**** like this. What the **** is the gamma lounge? A bunch of ******s posting LOL and OMGSZZ throughout the entire thread?

Yeah, the ratio of worthwhile topics to "whatever" ones isn't in favor of the former, but I haven't seen a thread on this level. Putting a crayon in a pencil sharperner vs dry humping? Ridiculous. This does belong in the Lounge though, should be merged after the results are in, haw haw haw. That thread is also not 90% of the forum.

 

[Jerry]

I know, I was just giving an example. There are countless more. I just don't care that much to list them all. Because it isn't my obession like it is others.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I'm not a big 'LOL' person. I rarely use that kind of lingo.

 

[Gimpy]

Every IB student and alumni knows thats the green crayons go in the pencil sharpener while the purple ones never get sharpened, they just get the paper peeled back and used.

 

[Mee]

No "accidently filling out a gay application" option?

 

[JLBats]

Who the **** cares?

If you're honestly arguing over whether your behaviour was more or less "honour student", you're very sad, conformist sort of wretches.

Like, Christ, do you want a merit badge?!

You dry humped a girl. Your friend somehow uses that as an insult while bragging about how all HE'S done is sharpen a crayon.

WTF?

He stuck a crayon in a pencil sharpener.
You stuck your penis in a metaphorical feminine cupholder.

I'm gonna say he's a loser and you can insult him on THOSE merits.

 

[Tangled Web]

Who the **** cares?

If you're honestly arguing over whether your behaviour was more or less "honour student", you're very sad, conformist sort of wretches.

Like, Christ, do you want a merit badge?!

You dry humped a girl. Your friend somehow uses that as an insult while bragging about how all HE'S done is sharpen a crayon.

WTF?

He stuck a crayon in a pencil sharpener.
You stuck your penis in a metaphorical feminine cupholder.

I'm gonna say he's a loser and you can insult him on THOSE merits.

That's what I like to hear. Due to the results he wants me to ask a teacher.

 

[Tangled Web]

Nooch. Double post.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Who the **** cares?

If you're honestly arguing over whether your behaviour was more or less "honour student", you're very sad, conformist sort of wretches.

Like, Christ, do you want a merit badge?!

You dry humped a girl. Your friend somehow uses that as an insult while bragging about how all HE'S done is sharpen a crayon.

WTF?

He stuck a crayon in a pencil sharpener.
You stuck your penis in a metaphorical feminine cupholder.

I'm gonna say he's a loser and you can insult him on THOSE merits.

Wow. You took that way too seriously.



And on topic, though I've never been involved in IB, I was an AP student. And between knowing myself and others, doing dopey **** is more likely in such a group than average people. So crayon in pencil sharpener wins for being more Honors student. Dry humping is very pedestrian and commonplace.

 

[Erzengel]

At first I was like was this about 1st base behavior?

But JLBats hit it on the head.

But just for you Tangled Web because you frotteured a girl and your friend could only put a crayon in a pencil sharpener?

This is for you kid.

 

[Mee]

At first I was like was this about 1st base behavior?

But JLBats hit it on the head.

But just for you Tangled Web because you frotteured a girl and your friend could only put a crayon in a pencil sharpener?

This is for you kid.

A child molester?

 

[heypapajinx]

as far as worse?
well, i happen to think crayons are our big fat waxy friends.

but i would say it's less LIKELY that an honors student would even GET to dry hump at a concert. let alone even BE at a Panic! concert.

but what do i know. i'm just an old lady. how do i know what the kids are up to these days?

GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!
*calls 911*

 

[Man-Thing]

what's "IB" stand for?